Laugh and laugh at jokes.

A cold joke is the feeling of being speechless and the whole audience cooling down, but it can make people feel tight and relaxed. Sometimes it's more comfortable to see this scene. Below, I collected some jokes for you. Welcome to read the reference.

Chapter 1: Jokes and jokes.

1, the sparrow went to the pedicure and asked Miss Parrot: Does foot washing count? Theory counts?

Miss parrot said: nonsense, of course forget it!

The sparrow rushed to the door and called, Brother Centipede, come in. It depends on others.

The cannibal sprinkled pepper on the policeman just because he wanted to eat spicy strips.

3. Father Sheep farted. . .

Lamb: Dad, I feel the smell of sheep's anus.

4. Little Altman asked: Mom, mom, why do you have to add so much salt every time you cook?

Altman's mother touched his head kindly: because we are? Too light, Superman? Ah. ?

Classic review of cold jokes

5. In the library? Grandma, sit down! ?

? Well, good boy, thank you! Hey, good grandson, come here quickly, grandma saved you a seat! ?

6、? I once took off the clothes of the goddess because of one sentence! ?

? Wow! So powerful! what did you say ?

I said: Are you there?

She said, now, hehe, I'm going to take a shower.

7. Eggplant, potato and green pepper blocked the way of the four disciples.

Wukong shouted: What monsters are you?

As soon as the voice fell, three people across the street blamed: bold, we are the land! Three! Fairy!

8、? My husband is really awesome! ?

? I see, I see. ? Everyone said impatiently to Princess Iron Fan.

9. Wukong: I just used the method of shifting souls to go to the Tathagata for fasting.

Tang Priest: Wukong, this is your fault. As a monk, how can you use it casually? Married to Dafa? ..... How?

10、? Hi, dung beetles?

? Danny, how many times have I told you, please call me Ji Wuxiang!

1 1. My friend has white hair and won't let me pull it out.

I asked why, and she said that her black hair turned white because she saw her relatives being uprooted. ?

Chapter Two: Laughing and Laughing Jokes

1, big brother blind date. Matchmaker:? Is your golden hoop really that heavy?

Master elder brother:? Nonsense, 13500 Jin! ?

Matchmaker:? Keep it in your hand. ?

Master elder brother:? Don't lift it. ?

Matchmaker:? Girl, let's go! ?

The rich man goes shopping with his goddaughter. The rich man said generously. Good girl, michel platini will buy you anything you want. ?

The goddaughter jumped on him and said in a very sad voice: Michel platini, I want my inheritance ~?

3. The girl snuggled up in her boyfriend's arms and said: I am a girl who is very homesick. Shall we go to your house or mine tonight?

Xiao Li is a shop assistant. On their wedding night, she said to her husband in love. what would you like to drink?

Selected classic cold jokes

5. The man pointed to the woman's MM and asked: What is this?

Woman: This is a horn.

The man pointed to the bottom and asked, what is this?

Woman: This is a switch.

The man pressed it: Why didn't it ring?

Woman: You idiot, the plug is not plugged in! adult joke

6. I bought a new bed at home. My husband thinks that this bed is wide enough to sleep three people. ?

My wife always wanted children, so she said: As long as you like, I have no problem. ?

My husband said excitedly, as long as you are not jealous, I have no problem. ?

7. The old man was watching TV when his prospective son-in-law leaned in and said, I want to marry your daughter at once. I know that marriage is just a form. ?

The old man was very angry and said, how can you say that marriage is just a formality? ?

The prospective son-in-law squeaked: I didn't say that. . . That's what the obstetrician said. ?

8.M: I have a project of hundreds of millions, which will be yours after completion. What do you do?

Woman: Do it.

9. In the dark cinema, a beautiful romantic movie is showing. Suddenly, a female shy voice came out. Come on, this is not where you should touch it. Please take your hand away. ?

Then he said:? Honey, it's not you. ?

10, after marriage, my friend was dissatisfied with his wife and complained when chatting. Well, it's all because I was ill and I was in a hurry to go to the hospital, but I didn't stop the car. Now I regret it. ?

Me:? You didn't brake. ?

Friend:? Think about it, too. I knew the valve then. I never thought about braking there. ?

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