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An old lady said, "In the past, I always hid gold under the book mat. I was told that this place was the most unsafe. Now I put them in the box. "

"Aren't you afraid of forgetting which box you put it in?" A neighbor asked her.

"No," she replied, "I put a note under the mattress-the gold is in a black leather box."

1 Lou loves to eat cucumbers.

People on the second floor like to paint things green.

Love on the third floor pees on the balcony.

People on the fourth floor like to play with broadswords.

One day, the knife was thrown down from the fourth floor, and the little JJ cut to the third floor fell to the second floor. The second floor painted it green and fell to 1 floor, 1 floor and dropped it.

Eat as a cucumber! ! !