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How to introduce yourself on the first blind date?
The simplest way to introduce yourself in blind date and interview is to be straightforward. For example, hello, my name is Chen, and my ears are; My last name is Shan, and I'm Shan of the company. However, some surnames have too many homophones and homophones, which should be embellished. Last name is Liu, is it Wen Dao Liu or Liu? My last name is Zhang, who opened the bow without turning back; My surname is Ma, and the wind and grass show cattle and sheep. Use appropriate words, easy to understand, and avoid confusion, misunderstanding and jokes! Ancestors have names. Self-introduction is not only easy to understand, but also shows a bit of domineering! Such as Sun, the grandson of Sun Yat-sen (Wukong); For example, the surname of Confucius, Confucius of Confucius ... but some' celebrities' are household names, known to all women and children, but no one will introduce themselves. For example, Lin Biao's Lin surname and He surname should be changed to' My surname is Lin, and there are many birds' and' Harmony in a harmonious society! '
Humorous self-introduction will make people laugh and have a good memory. Once I asked my daughter's class teacher your name, and he said with a smile, it's not expensive, it's redundant! For another example, hello everyone, my surname is Yang, and the wind, cattle and horses are irrelevant; I am a woman. Let me introduce myself. My surname is Lu. My mouth is small and big! My surname is Gao, and the one in Yao Ming is Gao; Although I am black, my surname is Bai; My surname is Gou, naked Gou; My surname is Huang, Huang at the traffic lights; My surname is Wang, who lives next door to you, and there is a Hulunbeier king on my head.
The self-introduction of the first meeting reflects a person's cognition of society, life and history. One hundred years later, if your descendants are ashamed to say that they are the same sex as you, how sad it will be! Please remember: be kind to others and never defile your surname, which is the eternal root handed down from generation to generation.
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