60 funny short sentences with homophones (selected 60 sentences)

60 super funny short sentences with homophones (Part 1)

1. Generally, good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats. .

2. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and slumped down on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Announcement..."

3. Do you prefer pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my little kid juice?

4. If you don’t even take me, then what are you going to take? The sword from above?

5. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

6. Why does a person like to sit less and less as he becomes more experienced? Because it is easy for a rookie to stop (station).

7. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?

8. If Cai Yuan doesn’t pay compensation, go find Huang Ting to pick it up.

9. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you". The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck."

10. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao beer?

11. Why does Conan always wear that suit of clothes? Because he is afraid of being said by others: Ouch, these are new clothes!

12. Even I don’t like it, so what do you like? Sponsors?

13. The puff was squashed, and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

14. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is spicy for my birthday.

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16. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had the paper. The climax came, and I just finished my words. , a long and soft eunuch voice came to mind on the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

17. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet.

18. The weather is so cold, but my quilt doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says that I must have you lying next to me. Only then did I realize that it’s called the nest because I love you.

19. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?

20. Put the chicken Fry it with rice porridge, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and rice porridge ~ 60 funny short sentences with homophones (Part 2)

21. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" wind : "You are just like a watermelon"! ! !

22. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

23. Question: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it!

24. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!"

25. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn't stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire

26. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

27. If you don’t even care about me, why do you care about the barber shop?

28. One day the little duck confessed to the chick: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.

29. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

30. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

31. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

32. Xiao Ming had a fight with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming’s house.

33. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said "I'm tired of the elephant, I'm tired of the elephant"

34. It's actually very simple to quit coke. Just drink lemon juice and sigh after drinking it, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!

35. The Foolish Old Man said to his son: Move the mountains, move the mountains. Son: Shining.

36. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing me? Will kissing burn your mouth?

37. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no. No umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

38. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished fucking?

39. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island.

40. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me? 60 funny short sentences with homophones (Part 3)

41. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

42. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?

43. Don’t love me, there will be no results, I have many things to do and I still like to do things.

44. Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

45. Why do I always want to eat when I am in a bad mood? It’s because I feel so sad.

46. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart during the wash. The dates fell apart. The dates fell apart. Did you hear that? They fell apart early.

47. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady’s head feel so heavy after putting it on? Because that is a peaked cap!

48. Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I, Purple Potato, are with you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.

49. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

50. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."

51. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

52. Asked Shihou when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.

53. You don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?

54. You don’t even love me, what do you love, do you love Qiyi? ?

55. Why do evil houses in horror movies always have a piano? It’s because “there are several demons living in the piano.”

56. Two adults are playing chess. The child: Uncle, your rook is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.

57. My neighbor was singing KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was, and he said it was louder. I ate a grilled oyster, but it had no taste at all. , I cried while eating, it turned out that these were oysters without ingredients.

58. I bought a piece of clothing today. I feel comfortable wearing it. I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear that? It’s always been there.

59. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"

60. It is very hot today at 37 degrees. I bought two ice cream sticks for each of us. One to relieve the heat. Did you hear us? We're done.