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One of my favorite characters of the Monkey King-Journey to the West.
? The Monkey King is almost unstoppable. Because he can change seventy-two, do somersaults, be immortal, and have a sharp eye, and he also has the Dragon Palace's precious anchor needle as a weapon. This anchor needle weighs thirteen thousand Jin, and it will die next to you when touched. It's really amazing! It's a pity that I can't carry it, otherwise I want it, too.
? The Monkey King likes practical jokes very much. For example, when he was in the lion camel country, the Monkey King asked Pig Bajie to be the pioneer. If Pig Bajie failed, he grabbed the rope and asked the Monkey King to pull him back. The result really failed, but the Monkey King not only failed to pull the rope back, but he tripped Pig Bajie and a dog chewed shit. And then captured. I feel that the Monkey King is a pillar in the face of mentoring. Without him, I can't learn from the scriptures.
I also feel that the Monkey King is very proud because he saw his seven daughters taking a bath in Pansi Cave, killed them with a stick and let them go, which caused future trouble.
I've always had a question, that is, I feel that the Monkey King was very powerful when he made a scene in Heaven, and then he was not as powerful as when he made a scene in Heaven. Did the hooping spell seal many of his powers?
What I like most is that the Monkey King is very bold. Because he created the Dragon Palace to wear a golden cudgel, broke into the underworld to change his death, made a scene in the Heavenly Palace, smashed the flat peach festival of the Queen Mother, cheated the barefoot fairy, stole the golden elixir of the old gentleman, and was also called the Jade Emperor.
? Borrowing treasures from the Monkey King Dragon Palace is my favorite story. It is said that the Monkey King had no weapons when he just returned from his apprenticeship. Then his monkey Monkey Sun told him that one of our close neighbors is the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and I heard that there are many weapons there. Before the little monkey finished, the Monkey King turned to the East China Sea with a somersault.
? He went into the water and read the water-closing curse and came to the Dragon Palace. He even drove the Dragon King off the dragon chair, sat down on it himself, and crossed his legs and asked, "Dragon King, do you have any suitable weapons here?" The Dragon King said no, and the Monkey King was very angry. When I saw this place, I really felt that the Monkey King was very brave, because it was someone else's home, and you threw someone off the chair, sitting there with your legs crossed. I wouldn't dare.
? As soon as the Dragon King saw it, he was ordered to carry a big sword. the Monkey King said that he would not use a knife, and the Dragon King ordered to carry a square painting halberd. the Monkey King played a few games and said it was too light. The Dragon King had no choice but to go to the harem to ask his wife for help. When I saw this place, I suddenly had an idea: Does the Dragon King need a woman's help as a man? Didn't his wife say there was an anchor needle in the back garden of the Dragon Palace? Give it to him if he can carry it. The dragon king said that he couldn't get the needle of Dinghai God. His wife said, think about it, how can he carry it? The dragon king thinks it makes sense. I took the Monkey King there. The Monkey King saw the anchor needle and said, if only it were smaller and thinner, then the anchor needle would really become smaller and thinner! This anchor actually listened to the Monkey King. This surprised me. In fact, I really want to try it and see if he listens to me. The Monkey King said again, smaller, thinner, smaller and thinner, after that, the anchor needle was as big as an ordinary weapon. When the Monkey King saw it, he was glad to see it and played with it. He felt very handy and had been playing with that stick to make the Crystal Palace dark. I feel that the power of that golden cudgel is very powerful, and at the same time, I feel that the Dragon King is too pitiful, because he has to be tortured after losing the anchor needle.
? The Monkey King is brave, clever and bold, so I like him very much. I really want to tell him, I think you are very powerful when you play strange, so handsome!
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