A typo joke composition

There are many Chinese characters, which often confuse people and lead to many jokes. I was the vice monitor in the fourth grade, but I didn't know the names of many students because I just got into classes, so one day the teacher asked me to hand out notebooks. At first, everything was fine without any mistakes, but when I saw a classmate's notebook, I shouted, "Liu Hongge!" " "As a result, the whole class burst into laughter. At first, I was puzzled and stood by. Later, the teacher smiled and said to me, "It's Liu Hongyi." It suddenly dawned on me and I smiled myself.

Another time, when I was in the second grade, I went to see a doctor in pediatrics because of a fever. Later, when the doctor called his name, he was called "Zhang Hongqi". At that time, everyone looked at me, and I looked at you and made a pair of "not me! Who is it? " I remembered the word "cloud" in the middle of the name. People often mispronounce "red", so I stood up slowly and whispered to the doctor that it was a cloud, not "red"!

It's really troublesome to pronounce the wrong words. Sometimes the difference between words will make a big joke, so I hope everyone can distinguish each word so as not to be laughed at by others.

Composition of misspelled jokes (2)

On this day, my cousin came to my house as a guest. My cousin's name is Xiaoming. He is nine years old and in Grade Two. He is smart and active. But there is a habit of writing typos, and I just can't change it. When I was doing my homework, I found that Xiaoming wrote "Beijing" as "gold" and the sentence became "I was surprised to see a lot of shit downstairs today." After reading it, I laughed while covering my stomach and asked, "Xiaoming, when did you fall in love with shit?" He looks confused. Aunt and mother also asked what was going on. They laughed with me after I told the truth. Hearing this, Xiao Ming quickly checked and found that it was really wrong. Busy revising, he blushed and said, "I didn't expect a typo to make a joke." "I said," you have to correct this careless study in the future, so as not to make jokes again. "

How interesting China's Chinese characters are! Look, a typo can make a joke.

Composition of misspelled jokes (3)

Presumably everyone knows what typos are, and typos often appear around you! Come and listen to what happened between me and the typo and the typo I saw!

This happened in the third grade. Once, we were playing a teacher-student game. "The teacher" said, "Let's take an exam today to see who gets the highest score!" "Students" confidently said: "Good!" The test paper has been issued, which is actually very simple at first glance. I filled it out and gave it to the "teacher", and others handed it in one after another. It is not the "teacher" that everyone is puzzled. The paper was handed out, (m.taiks.com)100, 99 points, and the last one submitted it to me, 99 points. "Teachers" snickered one by one, and I blushed. I accidentally wrote a car as a cow, so I grabbed the paper. When people saw my abnormal behavior, they immediately knew that it was a problem with the paper. I don't know who took it when I was not looking. One by one, I first smiled, and then my face turned red, as if I were holding back. Finally, I laughed wildly regardless of the image, and I was so sweaty that many black lines appeared on my forehead. I'm embarrassed, alas ―― it's all typos.

There are many things about typos, so I won't list them one by one. Let me talk about the typo in the advertisement! Isn't it shameful that there are typos in advertising words? No, it's not that. Just to attract the attention of customers, but also for their own business! I saw the words "kill the chicken and wait for you" on a leaflet. I didn't know what it meant at first, but later I learned that killing chickens to entertain you is not very attractive! In fact, this writing has both disadvantages and advantages. Disadvantages: this changes the original intention; Benefits: attract customers. Therefore, many advertisements are written like this.

Everyone must be careful about typos! Pass it by, stay away from us, and don't let it follow you forever, which will become the laughing stock of others!