Are there any cold jokes about animals

Confucius, Mencius and Laozi spent the night in the pigsty. The next day, they found the sow pregnant. After textual research, it is neither Confucius nor Mencius. Who did this?

At the zoo meeting, Little Rabbit said, I am a son of a bitch. The pig said: I am a pig bastard. The kitten said, I am a son of a bitch. The dog said: you talk, I'll go first.

There is a beauty contest in the zoo. ...

Little Peacock: Come and see my peacock hair. It's beautiful.

Little Swan: Come and see my goose feathers. It's beautiful.

Crane: Come and see my crane hair.

Kitty hawk: You talk, I'll go first. .

Once upon a time, there was a bird. It passes through a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing and froze to death. . .

The mother fly and the little fly enjoy lunch in a piece of shit. ............

Xiaofei: Mom, mom, why do we eat shit?

Mother fly: ... (silence)

Xiaofei: Mom, mom, why do we eat shit?

Mother Fly: Don't ask such disgusting questions when eating! !