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Humorous jokes: Do you have a Land Rover or an Audi?
One day, in the park...
Female: "Is there three bedrooms and two living rooms?"
Male: "No!"
p>Female: "Do you have a Land Rover or Audi?"
Male: "No!"
Female: "Do you have a 7-digit deposit?"
Male: "No!"
Female: "Then what do you have?"
Male: "I..."
The woman turned around and About to leave... suddenly the man said: "I work in Anyang"!
The woman immediately turned around and hugged the man's waist, and said with admiration: "If you hadn't told me earlier, the wages in Anyang are so low, the work pressure is so high, and the work is so hard, you haven't been tortured to death yet. It must be a potential stock, that's enough! "
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