Who can tell me a joke?

Zhang Fei, Liu Bei and Guan Yu were captured by Cao Cao. Cao Cao sent them to the orchard to find a fruit, which saved them from death. As a result, three people went to the orchard to find fruit. The first one to come out, Zhang Fei, found 1 apple. Cao Cao told him to put the apple in his ass. He could die, but he couldn't put it in. As a result, the second one came out, Guan Yu, and found two grapes. When he stuffed one in and was stuffing the second, suddenly ... he smiled. As soon as I tried hard, the one I just stuffed came out again and died. When he came to the temple of Hades, the terrible man asked him what you said you were laughing at. He said that when he stuffed the second one, he saw Big Brother coming out with two durians. ......