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Ask the woman to dress up as a woman and be an official in the court (civil servant or military attache), and it is best to be an official with the man!
1. peerless microscope (beauty power) is highly recommended!
Introduction:
Collecting gangsters, disguised as men, fighting treacherous court officials, and dealing with all kinds of beautiful men and women, the female host is a clever and daring deep card, crossing into the prime minister!
Because there is a demon teacher who has cultivated immortals for thousands of years, and he is also super funny and invincible.
Shopping in the supermarket, but inexplicably offended a spoiled son, was calculated across, and the most embarrassing thing was to stun a guy who was not to be taunted. It is said that he is also the youngest minister of war in the history of the emperor's favor.
It's full of black lines. . . . Take refuge in a brothel. However, chasing troops everywhere is naturally difficult to restrain. How can one converge? Haha, too young to catch her. See how I kill them.
The weird and evil general forced her to fulfill her childhood promise to get married. What a joke! She doesn't remember at all, you psycho!
The ruthless killer is the owner's possession medium in this time and space. It's a pity that the master came here to save himself, and his magic plummeted. He can only have this killer, a killer for a while, and a master for a while. It's terrible. Oh, my life. . . .
A talented person, a mysterious demon, who is whose purpose?
Look at my generation of microscope, how absolutely beautiful and unique. . . .
2. "Full Chao Fenghua" Author: single push!
Who said that a woman was a princess when she returned to ancient times?
Look at me disguised as a man, standing in the hall, eloquent, civil and military, magnificent.
Hey, Prime Minister, why are you looking at me so adoringly? I'm embarrassed to be stared at by handsome guys. ...
That mighty general, the "theory of the three services" just now was borrowed by others, so you don't have to be so excited. ...
Ashamed, professional habit, who told my little girl to be a vocational training lecturer in 2 1 century?
"Ai Qing, go on, I'm worried."
……
Let's see how little girls become handsome little scholars and how to play with emperors, ministers and generals one by one!
I was very excited when I saw it! The woman often kills people, in a word, strong!
3. "The world's popular sonorous beauty"
An accident, he blew himself up to ancient times and was reborn as a baby!
He, the only male grandson of the general's office in Luoguo, is the grandson that Grandpa has high hopes for.
When I was a child, I was able to walk for eight months, articulate clearly at the age of one, recite poems and draw pictures at the age of three, and my reputation resounded throughout Yuezhou. People say: You should be like the wind as soon as you are born.
When I was a teenager, I was prettier than Pan An.
As an adult: I fought in the battlefield for my grandfather and made great achievements ...
However, few people know that he turned out to be her.
4. "The Outsider of the Young Prime Minister" (Note: It's a very good article, and a woman disguised as a man went to court, but at first she was a little weak, and later she became very good after being inspired by others, but I think there are too many emotional things in general, and some places are a little abusive, but the ending is not bad! )
A car accident,
Let her sleep every night and travel through different ancient time and space to mend the mainland, and become a young Prime Minister Qin Luo disguised as a man. From calm and peaceful to choppy, from sweet happiness to desperate collapse, it is heartbreaking. Will you hold hands again? No matter what happens, still insist on love.
From fog to conspiracy trap, from blood feud to sincerity, can naive people get politics out of their control?
Love is in the dream, but love is outside the dream. The man and the woman are super loving, and Conan, the destroyer, is unshakable. Due to the limitation of conditions, a woman mainly travels back and forth between two worlds to survive, so the coincidence of marriage and amnesia makes her maintain two worlds and two feelings.
Is it possible for a person's love to produce parallel lines and exist alternately forever?
5, "Violet Notes" Author: grapes
In fact, this article is very good, but it is a little different from your requirements, but it is very good-looking. A woman crosses into a man and then becomes a great courtier.
At first, I was not interested in reading BL. It was a woman disguised as a man. Later, when the book was in short supply, I took a look and found that I almost lost it. The more you look, the better you look.
Toy Boy, a bedroom next to her, has a blood feud with her. The body she passed through had been abusing the man before. After dressing up as her, although she is physically BL, she still loves men and women in her soul. The man later knew that she was the soul of a woman.
There are many people who go back to ancient times, and there are many ways to go back to ancient times, and the time and place to go are also very different. Some follow the body, and some only follow the soul; One person goes, two people go; Some people go to save the world, some people go to conquer the world, and of course some people go to conquer beautiful men and women.
Anyway, one thing is very important, that is, your airborne location and your role. If you were once an emperor, even if you were a seller of pirated CDs in the real world, it is not difficult to conquer the world or beautiful women, at least the second one is not difficult. If you are unfortunate enough to fall on a vegetable farmer and the author is practical, then even if you are a nuclear weapons expert here, it is difficult to survive there.
Comparatively speaking, women who return to ancient times are generally more thankless, because in the face of strong gender discrimination in the whole society, they can only write a love story that travels through time and space with the men they first met.
So, when I wake up and look into my eyes, I am very satisfied and happy. I let out a long sigh, closed my eyes again and enjoyed the longing for a better life in the future.
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