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Who can tell two funny jokes in classical Chinese?

Confucius went whoring and happened to meet Shi, who listed 320 yuan.

Confucius said: There is no silver here. Is the price negotiable?

Stone said: it is predestined friends to meet thousands of miles away, and 200 yuan is not expensive!

Confucius said: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about fifty dollars?

Shi said to him: If you want to pass Yumen Pass, you have to walk at least 130 Li!

Confucius said: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Can we do it for eighty dollars?

History was speechless, and Confucius said: There are true feelings in the world, and I only brought 90 yuan today!

Shi was furious and roared: I blocked tomorrow with my youth, and losing a hundred is also treacherous!

Confucius said with a smile: Lushui couples also have feelings. Can we lose another ten dollars?

Shi sighed: Why do we meet? You say 90 is 90.