Jokes about pandas

1 panda's birthday. After blowing out the birthday candles, his friend asked him what he wished for. The giant panda replied.

I have two biggest wishes in my life, one is to cure my dark circles, and the other is.

Hmm! I just wish I could take a color photo, too. "

One day, a Martian panda was walking in the street and met a fox. The fox reached out and gave him a big mouth. "Don't wear a hat!" " "

The panda went home depressed and got a hat to wear.

The next day, I met the fox again and was slapped with a big mouth. "Let you wear a hat."

If so, you will be beaten all the time. The panda thought, it is not a problem to be beaten often. No, you have to complain to the tiger.

As soon as I arrived at the tiger's door, I heard the tiger talking in the room: "You can't always beat pandas so unreasonably. If the panda comes to complain to me in the future, I can't protect you. At least I have to get by on my face. " I'll teach you a trick-the next time you see a panda, tell him: bring me something to wash clothes. He brought you soap, so you beat him up and said I wanted washing powder. He brought washing powder, so you hit him and said I wanted soap, but who asked you to take washing powder? Why don't you tell him: Go and find me a woman. He wants to find you a fat one. You beat him up and said I wanted a thin one. Find you a thin one, and you beat him up and say I want a fat one. If it doesn't end like this, you can hit him, which makes sense to me. "

Hearing this, the panda thought, well, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the panda met a fox in the street. The fox shouted, "Go and find me some clothes."

Panda is in no hurry: "Washing powder or soap?"

Hearing this, the fox thought, "hmm?" Have a hand. " He said, "Go and find me a woman."

Panda is still in no hurry: "Do you want to be fat or thin?"

The fox flew into a rage. He reached out and gave the panda a big mouth: "Let you not wear a hat."

Hehe, should such a stupid Martian panda fight? If you see a fool, you will get angry and want to fight. If you see a Martian panda in the game, you will definitely be ruthless and fight hard. If RP is good, you will gain a lot ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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Panda men want panda women, and panda women fight hard and fight to the death. Panda Man said angrily after the failure: "We are all going extinct ~ ~ ~!"