I want to collect some cold jokes.

I found some for you! I hope you are happy! Cold joke riddle 1, how did Lin Daiyu die? Master's answer: I fell dead! Because: Sister Lin fell from the sky ... riddle 2, a cold joke. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was kept in prison for one night. What happened afterwards? The master's answer: rotten. Puzzle 3: Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Master's answer: because it's too tired to walk there! Riddle 4: Why do foxes often wrestle? The master's answer: Because the fox is very cunning (his feet are slippery). Riddle 5: What line do monkeys dislike the most? The expert replied: parallel lines, because parallel lines don't intersect (banana)! Riddle 6: If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? The master's answer: "If"! ! ! Riddle 7: The teacher randomly checks the text in class. Piglets, puppies and kittens all raise their hands. Who will the teacher call? The master replied: puppy-because Wangwang Xianbei (the first time Wangwang)! Cold joke riddle

8. What color is celery dung? The master replied: yellow, Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)! Riddle 9, the only difference between you and Superman? Master's answer: you wear underwear inside ... riddle 10. What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? The master's answer: Know that you are not stupid. ...

Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ...