Mr Almost is almost a story, a joke and an essay. . .

Do you know who is the most famous person in China?

Everyone knows this man, and he is famous everywhere. His surname is poor, and his name is not much. He comes from all provinces, counties and villages. You must have met him and heard of him. Mr. Wang's name is on everyone's lips every day, because he is the representative of all the people in China.

Almost like you and me, sir. He has eyes, but he can't see clearly; I have two ears, but I can't hear clearly; He has a nose and a mouth, but he doesn't pay much attention to smell and taste. He has a big brain, but his memory is not very bright and his thoughts are not very detailed.

He often said, "If only everything were similar. Why be too smart? "

When he was young, his mother told him to buy brown sugar, so he bought white sugar. His mother scolded him, and he shook his head and said, "Isn't brown sugar similar to white sugar?"

When he was at school, the teacher asked him, "Which province is west of Zhili?"

He said it was Shaanxi. Mr. Wang said, "Wrong. It is Shanxi, not Shaanxi. " He said, "Isn't Shaanxi similar to Shanxi?"

Later, I worked as a buddy in a bank; He can also write and calculate, but he is never accurate. The cross is often written in a thousand words, and a thousand words are often written in a cross. The shopkeeper is very angry and often scolds him. He just smiled apologetically and said, "A thousand words is just a fraction of a dozen words, isn't it almost the same?"

One day, he was going to Shanghai by train because of an important matter. He walked slowly to the railway station, two minutes late, and the train had already left. He stared at the smoke on the train in the distance, shook his head and said, "I'm leaving tomorrow." Today is almost the same as tomorrow. But the train company is too serious. Leaving at 8: 30 and leaving at 8: 32, isn't it almost the same? "

As he spoke, he walked home slowly, wondering why the train refused to wait for him for two minutes.

One day, he suddenly fell ill, so he quickly called his family and invited Dr. Wang from Dongjie. The family came in a hurry, but they couldn't find Dr. Wang from East Street for a while, but they invited Dr. Niu from West Street. Almost Mr. Li was ill in bed and knew he had the wrong person. But when he is in a hurry, his body hurts, and he is anxious and can't wait. He thought to himself, "Fortunately, it is similar to Dr. Wang. Let him try. " So, a cow doctor named Wang Dafu went to the bed and treated Mr. Almost with the method of treating cows. After one o'clock, Mr. Wang almost died.

When Mr. Almost was dying, he said intermittently: "The living and the dead are also poor ... poor; Poor ... almost, ... everything as long as ... poor; Poverty ... is not much ... well, ... why ... why ... must ... is ... too serious? " When he finished this maxim, he gave up the ghost.

After his death, everyone praised Mr. Almost for seeing through everything and making sense. Everyone said that he refused to be serious all his life, refused to settle accounts, refused to care, and was really a virtuous man. So everyone gave him posthumous title and called him Master Tong Yuan.

His fame spread farther and farther, longer and longer, and bigger. Countless people follow his example. So everyone became Mr. Almost. However, China has since become a lazy country.