What are the adaptations of funny poems?

This funny poem is adapted as follows:

1. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.

Books are seldom used, and money is not enough by the end of the month.

3. If the sky is affectionate, you will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse son can make holes.

5, ask how much you can worry about, just like a pot of Erguotou.

6. If the relationship is long-lasting, it should be the time for two people to get married.

7. I can't see others laughing or what others are wearing.

8. Ask what the world is like, and make people want to vomit.

9. I hate that village girls have nowhere to find, and I don't know if they will transfer here.

10, Jiangjun River, the cave cage in the dark on the well. ?

1 1. Yellow dog is white and white dog is swollen. ?