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Moderator: Don't worry, it's not my first time to do a program.

(The Lord goes to the table, sits down, fiddles with the microphone and clears his throat. )

Moderator: Miss pilot, please cut it for me at 6 o'clock sharp. (Very tactfully)

How about trying the sound? Ah ... ah ... (very tortuous and exaggerated voice)

Master: OK, countdown, five, four, three, two, one, go! At the beginning of the music, it is exciting opening music. )

Lord: (in a high musical voice) Special Humor Channel, FM 377 2 1Hz! The music faded and a very melodious melody began again. )

Lord: (in a very gentle tone) Special column, Happy Campus! This column is exclusively sponsored by China Li Jiazhuang Happiness Insole Group Co., Ltd.! The music stopped and the host started his program. )

Lord: Hi! Dear listeners and friends, dear college friends in front of the radio, I am very happy to meet you again in the program Happy Campus! Another day of intense study and life is over, my friends, how are you today? What new story happened between you and your classmates? Will we have a good time when we walk into a happy campus at dusk when the lights are on and the sun is setting? I cherish every time I get together with you on the happy campus, because Happy Campus is such a rare program, edited and hosted by college students themselves, and it is about their own lives! We would also like to thank our sponsor, China Li Jiazhuang Happiness Insole Group Co., Ltd. for its great assistance. Without them, our project would not exist. Well, what is the content of today's program? ..... After the advertisement, we will reveal the answer! Music is a romantic piano piece. )

Lord: Today is her birthday. What should I give her? This should be a special gift for her! Worthy of her extraordinary temperament and my unique taste ... finally, I choose, happiness insole! Look, lady! (Pretending to be intoxicated) Wow! I like it! (Positive color way:) Although happiness is good, you should love it!

Moderator: After the commercial, we started our program. Today, we will give you a unit "Campus Literature". As we all know, there are many literary lovers on the university campus, among which there are many literary rookies with quite high level. Today's program invited a guest for you. She is a young poetess, Miss Geng Mei from Beijing Foreign Studies University!

(Geng Mei's white skirt is fluttering and elegant. She walked onto the stage and sat next to the host, a little nervous. )

Geng: Hello, listeners.

Hello, Geng Mei!

G: Hello! Actually, you can call me Tinker Bell, which is my pen name.

Lord: Jingle? Why take such an anime pen name?

Geng: (Silence) Is there a reason for everything?

Lord: (I haven't spoken for a long time) ah! I really deserve to be a poetess. I was so poetic from the beginning! Geng Mei, first of all, what language did you study at Beijing Foreign Studies University?

Geng: Japanese!

Lord: (with interest) ah! Japanese! I'm also a college student, and I often visit colleges and universities. I found that our students studying Japanese in Beijing Foreign Studies University have a strong Japanese flavor, which can be seen at a glance!

G: Really?

H: hmm! I think it may be because of the Japanese and China people. ...

G: (Interrupting) A little similar.

H: that's right. There are some similarities. In addition, the characteristics of spoken Japanese are very obvious, and it is easy for students who study Japanese to catch it.

Geng: That makes sense.

Lord: I feel this way when I speak. I will learn from you!

(Bowing like a Japanese girl) Hi! Mr He Jiong, can you lend me your eraser?

(Like a Japanese boy, holding his hair awkwardly) Ah! It's hard to do! The eraser was borrowed by teacher Pan at the same table.

(Like a girl, mockingly) Wow! So He Jiong Jun and Teacher Pan are very close!

(Like a boy, angry and anxious) Alas! Please don't talk nonsense, miss plum!

(Geng Mei smiled, and the host withdrew his anger and asked with a smile:)

H: Is that right?

Geng: (laughs) It's a bit exaggerated, but it's quite similar!

Moderator: Just kidding. Let's adjust the atmosphere of the program. Ok, get down to business, campus literature!

Actually, I didn't get back to the point. Music begins with another advertisement. )

Lord: A lively girl.

Geng: (taking the manuscript from the master) Hi! Go and play ball!

Lord: a girl who knows how to appreciate and taste.

Geng: so gentle and considerate!

Lord: A girl who knows how to observe and distinguish.

G: (solemnly) this pair? Let me see it again!

Lord: A gentle and considerate girl.

G: (gently but surely) It's cold. Add a pair of shoe pads!

A perfect girl knows life, and a pair of perfect happiness insoles know you! (Music stops) Ladies and gentlemen, this advertisement just now is a temporary cooperation between Geng Mei and me. What do you think of Geng Mei?

Geng: I prefer this poetic language. When I am lonely, I will also write some small poems to comfort my lonely heart.

Lord: (sympathetically) I have long known that you are a "vulnerable girl"!

Ok, Geng Mei, can you tell us what you are doing?

Geng: Mainly engaged in the creation of some scripts.

Lord: Ah! Break away from the old line of writing poetry and March into a new field of script! What books have you written?

Geng: A lot! Like Xiao Mouzi's Red Sorghum, I wrote the script of the sequel Yellow Corn, and Kaige asked me to write Farewell My Concubine for Guo Rong.

Lord: (surprised) I know, I know, it's famous!

Geng: There is also a famous country symphony.

Lord: Ah, is it that fence, woman, dog, pulley, woman, well or something?

Geng: Right, right! Several of us worked together on the fifth film.

H: Huh? Are we in the fifth part? What's your name?

Geng: The name is still very nice. It's called "hoe woman donkey"

Lord: Boy! It is worth mentioning that college students are quick-witted, and when they arrive at our humor desk, they will swear, so be careful that the big director will get even with you! Ok, Geng Mei, did you bring new poems to our program today?

Geng: I brought a little poem today, which still fully expressed my feelings.

Lord: Ah! Is it that kind of inner monologue?

Geng: Yes!

H: What's your name?

Geng: It's called an unforgettable feeling of electric shock.

Lord: Good! Let's enjoy Geng Mei's inner monologue "Never forget that ..." (At this moment, General Manager Wang came to the stage with mobile suit in his hand. )

Wang: Secretary Liu, I'm at the Humor Desk. I'll be right back!

Lord: (surprised) Manager Wang, sit down.

Wang: You're welcome. (Sit down between Master and Geng) My business card. (Insole type)

Moderator: Dear listeners, I have good news for you: General Manager Wang of China Happiness Insole Group Co., Ltd., the sponsor of our program, came to our live broadcast. Manager Wang, why are you free today?

Wang: (with a blunt Cantonese accent) I'm busy! In the afternoon, I also signed an insole contract with the Italian leather shoes dealer.

Master: (a little flattering) Can you tell all the friends who care about our happy company how many pairs of this contract?

Wang: You dare to guess!

Host: You want me to guess? Then I can guess. (hesitates for a moment) 7 pairs!

Wang: Be more daring! The production scale of our company is unimaginable to ordinary people!

H: Huh? More than seven pairs? (hesitantly) 10 double!

Wang: (proudly) 12 pairs! 1 hit!

Master: (Surprise) Can you export so much at once?

Wang: Shh, don't tell anyone. This is a trade secret! (Leaning back with satisfaction) I'm going to meet someone at the long-distance bus station later. Haven't you been to the coach station? Very luxurious and fun! I didn't have time to come at first, but later I thought that since I invested in this play, I should come and see it often!

H: That's very touching, Manager Wang.

Wang: (reminded crossly) General Manager Wang!

Moderator: Oh, I'm sorry, General Manager Wang. Let me introduce you. Today's program is about "Campus Literature". The special guest is Geng Mei from Beijing Foreign Studies University!

Wang: Beiwai? I was originally from Beiwai!

G: Really? What year did you come from and what language did you learn?

Lord: You never said you had such an experience!

Wang: Well, I dropped out of school when I was very young, so I don't have to mention it.

Lord: Oh! It turns out that he dropped out of school to go into business. Mr. Wang really has courage! In the program, General Manager Wang will recite her new poem "Unforgettable Electric Shock" for us!

Wang: Recite? I'm good at it! (stands up) Miss Geng Mei, we can cooperate!

Lord: Yo! But your accent!

Wang: (immediately changed to a fluent Beijing accent) Cough! If I had known I wanted to speak Mandarin, I wouldn't have gone to so much trouble!

Lord: (surprised) you, you will say ...

Wang: (proudly) A real Beijinger!

Master: (suddenly realized) I knew that Cantonese was more acceptable in this kind of business-(I also changed my Cantonese accent)!

Wang: Little comrade is very cute!

Lord: (asking) So, Geng Mei, do you think this is possible? ...

Geng: (reluctantly, shirking) Sorry, this is an inner monologue!

W: That's all right. I can improvise and make sure it is wonderful!

Geng: (helplessly) Well, since we are alumni, maybe we have a tacit understanding. Let's try!

Well, listeners, we have such a rare opportunity to appreciate the "double white interior" brought by General Manager Wang: an unforgettable feeling of electric shock! Music is a very confusing and soothing music. )

Do you remember our meeting? I'll never forget that look. In the bustling crowd, I was tired and tired. I didn't feel an electric shock until you stood out from the crowd and looked persistent and energetic!

Wang: (confidently) When I met you, I took a look at a pair of happiness insoles. I always thought it brought me confidence and strength. I don't know if it attracts you like a water eye. I only know that with the happiness insole, I am a person who knows how to grasp myself and enjoy life!

(Lord and Geng are frightened to disgrace and look at each other, but they are helpless. )

I know, it is fate that brings us together. Really. Otherwise, how could I meet you again and again in the crowd Finally one day, you blushed and asked me timidly, "Are you free tonight?"

Wang: The first date was romantic, but my feet were ... simple. With the happy insole, I don't have to worry or be embarrassed anymore. I am grateful for this "happiness". What about you? (Wang satisfiedly looked at the Lord, and the Lord picked his thumb at will. Geng said he couldn't stand it, so the Lord bowed again and again and begged her to continue. )

Geng: I once asked you, am I beautiful?

Wang: Wow! How beautiful! Are you happy?

G: Where is my beauty?

Wang: Of course it's your unique pattern!

Geng: Am I just beautiful?

Wang: No! Your beauty has a unique connotation. (Look at the insole) The subtle floral details can't hide your lofty sentiments, while the tough twill inspires your ambition. God motioned anxiously to Geng that it would all be over soon. )

Geng: The past is like yesterday, and the years are like a stream. Everything left quietly, but inadvertently, the beauty of yesterday stirred in my heart. I have never been so sure: only you touch my heart most. No matter how the world changes, I will never forget the feeling of getting an electric shock!

Wang: (Seize the last moment and stand up excitedly) Brackets, electric shock is the cushion of happiness insole! There is happiness under your feet. If you live to ninety-nine, you will be happy ... (The Lord is impatient and holds the king back. )

Moderator: General Manager Wang, it's wonderful, but I have to interrupt you, because it's time for the program, and we have to give the microphone to the next host.

Geng Mei, this is the first time to cooperate with Mr. Wang. Do you feel good?

Geng: (I can't say it with my mouth open, it's very difficult) ...

Woman: Don't praise me, don't praise me.

Moderator: Well, today's "Happy Campus" is over. Thank you for listening. Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to continue "Happy Campus" at the same time next week. We'll meet again. Ok, bye!

G: Goodbye!

Wang: (near the microphone) Happiness insoles are sold in all major shopping malls. (The curtain falls rapidly. )

Collectively created in May 1994.

He Jiong wrote.