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Sleeping Beauty Funny Script 6-person English Funny Drama Script
Characters: Witch () Fairy (),
King (), Queen (),
Prince (), kelefe A (
kelefe B () Princess (
Staff (), Narrator (
). Therefore, they are very eager to have a child. One day, when the queen was taking a bath by the lake, a frog appeared and said to the queen, "You will have a princess!" " Within a year, the queen really gave birth to a princess. The king was very happy. He invited a fairy to bless the princess
(everyone celebrated)
Narrator: Just as the fairy was about to offer her blessing, all of a sudden, the wind and cloud changed color and it thundered! A woman appeared in front of everyone.
(on the witch)
Witch: That's disgusting! I cann't believe I didn't have a pizza dinner I will curse you! When Gong < P > is 17 years old, he will eat pizza and swallow it!
(under the witch, on the fairy)
Fairy: I'll bless the princess. The princess will not die. If pizza really swallows her, < P > she will only be in a coma for n years.
King: OK, order pizza Huts all over the country not to sell pizza!
(everyone gets off, the princess gets on and walks around)
Narrator: After 17 years, the princess has grown up. One day, the princess passed by a pizza Hut.
This Pizza Hut was secretly selling pizza for profiteering. The princess was curious and asked for the largest one. She ate it safely and didn't swallow it. But ... er ... because the large pizza is too heavy, it's dead.
(The princess falls to the ground, on the witch)
Witch: Oh, hehehehehehe! ! ! My prediction has finally come true!
(under the witch)
Narrator: The princess fell asleep. In this way, after n years, a prince came to the castle.
(on the fairy and prince)
Fairy: You are the prince chosen by fate. Please use your burning kiss to save the princess!
prince: this is the legendary sleeping beauty's castle? Oh! My God! Beauty ~ ~ Please
wait a moment, and let me, a tall, powerful, well-proportioned and handsome man, be charmed by thousands of innocent girls, the most handsome prince in the universe, come to save you! (start to be handsome, such as looking in the mirror, combing your hair, etc.)
(under the fairy, on the two kelefes)
Kelefe A: Whoever comes here, give your name!
Prince: Ordinary people, do you know the name of this prince? ! But it's no harm to tell you
. Stand still and listen carefully! This prince is tall, mighty, well proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves to fascinate thousands of innocent girls. No one has ever come before ...
Kelefe B: Dead narcissist, are you finished? ! Don't talk nonsense with him, let's go! Shakespeare said, you are dead!
prince: no! You two are unfair to one! According to international practice .....
(kelefe ignores it, attacks directly, and moves slowly, and the prince takes it forward, and the prince wins, and Kele Fe falls down)
Prince: (Looking at Kele Fe lying on the ground)
Alas, Shakespeare said: To be or not to be, that is a question. (Shooting clothes) Damn it, take me. (Continue to look in the mirror)
(Under the Prince)
Narrator: After a lot of hardships, the prince finally came to the princess's room.
(on the prince)
Prince: Princess, I'm coming ~ ~ Let me, a tall, powerful and handsome man with a jade tree,
I've seen thousands of innocent girls before, and no one has come before, so the most handsome prince in the universe can kiss you up! (walks up to him)
(on the witch)
Witch: Oh, hehehehehehe! If you want to save the princess, let's go through me!
(The two men look at each other and turn around)
Narrator: The prince and the witch look at each other and somehow feel quite familiar. Is it,
Is this the so-called pre-alliance and eternal marriage? !
prince: OH~ witch, witch, why are you a witch? !
witch: OH~ prince, prince, why are you a prince? !
Prince: It was fate that brought us together here, but it didn't allow us to be together. Oh! My god! Is it because this prince is too handsome to punish me? !
witch: my prince, let's leave and go far away. Shakespeare said:
People can control their own destiny. If we are controlled by others, it is not fate, but ourselves!
prince: Oh! My honey,you are right! Let's go forward together to a better tomorrow!
(The prince and the witch run forward)
Narrator: Since then, the prince and the witch have lived a happy life.
(on the staff)
Staff: (poking the princess with a broom) Hey, the play is over, please clear the scene, don't
get in the way, get out of my way!
princess: (sitting up and looking around) oh ...
(princess, the whole play is over)
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