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Share the window together: the funnier, the more affectionate.

Domestic youth drama

It has always made it impossible for us to express its "wonderful"

But a drama that appeared in the past two years really moved me.

That's right, it's Through the Window Together.

There is no abortion, no tearing, no embarrassment, full of youthful arrogance and publicity, dull and profound, and hilarious and funny in daily life.

It turns out that youth can be so real.

Here I want to share some interesting and meaningful lines with you. It is really full of dry goods!

My ideal is to turn into a pool of mud and pile it quietly in the corner!

Bi thirteen can always catch the rest of the fragmentary dialogue.

This is a question of water under the bridge.

A period of childhood shadow.

There is an article in the primary school textbook about a pony crossing a river. The pony wants to cross the river, the old horse says the river is shallow, the squirrel says the river is bottomless, and the pony is in a dilemma when standing by the river. Facing the river that is about to cross for four years, it suddenly feels that shallowness is still very important for you.

No matter how strange and new things are, we can't escape the shadow of familiar things. All we have to do is wait quietly, waiting for all the strangeness to precipitate into familiarity with time.

The moment when the body temperature rises and the heartbeat stops, it is often a sudden, unexpected little gesture and sudden laughter. They outline the unpredictable light and shadow of that day, through which you seem to see the whole world.

We plan carefully, step by step, and wait for a certain moment. Maybe it will happen, but it's a little different from what you think.

This scene has been brewing in my mind for countless times, and I have expected it for countless times, so this moment is familiar to me, familiar scenes, familiar people, and of course, familiar myself. However, people we are familiar with often do things you are not familiar with, and of course, this includes yourself who is familiar with!

You ask me what to do when I meet someone I really like? I met it a long time ago, Luqiao Chuan. I met him a long time ago. I met him a long time ago.

People can only be destroyed, not knocked down.

Architecture is the most sincere. No matter whether it thunders or rains outside, no matter how colorful the light and shadow are, it will always stand there. There are still so many steel bars in it, and the weight of cement will not increase or decrease.

Are there two drummers on the stage? I only see you.

A small jasper like me can always tolerate you. What about the female hooligan? I'll break your leg.

When you were still doing horoscopes, I was already doing horoscopes.

Red, purple and yellow are so annoying.

Don't add an "Oh" at the end of every sentence, it's not cute, it just makes you look stupid.

Long-distance relationships consume emotions as well as telephone bills. To put it bluntly, it is consuming life.

No one can yell at Zhong Bai in front of me, especially you.

The so-called friend, is quietly approaching in seemingly unchanged, but when suddenly awakened, has been abnormal to talk about everything.

Once upon a time, there was a boy who tended sheep. When he was bored, he shouted wolf to the villagers. The villagers came and found no wolves. But the next day, the boy got bored and continued to shout wolf to the villagers. On the third day, the boy was bored and continued to shout at the villagers, but the villagers ignored him. Finally, the wolf really came and ate the child. ? This fable tells us that boring people will die.

The ocean said that the past is not important, but the timing is the most important. Yu Hao said that the past is very important, otherwise there will be no clues. In my past with her, I missed the opportunity, and she let go of all the clues. I hate her very much. She is the only person in the world who hates her.

Why don't you talk?

Bleeding, disease and death

Are all humans making progress?

the only way which must be passed

Don't panic.

When we were born,

The first signal to announce your arrival

It's the first vibration of your vocal cords.

afterwards

You left a mark on this world.

And become human.

What you said is not the reason, but the possibility of objective existence.

Never cheat before marriage, never cheat after marriage.

Money is dirty only in the eyes of people who don't worry about food and clothing.

According to statistics, 52 1 person suffocates every year in China. I wish you a long life.

If you are not as skilled as others, don't be feudal and superstitious.

I love secrets, and I can't hide other people's secrets, but why haven't others bored me? Because I have no secrets.

It is best to

French roasted snail. If possible, I'd like to see if snails are alive, because many restaurants are used to treating scallop meat as snail meat recently. I want two steaks, French sirloin beef and filet mignon. Although they taste similar, filet mignon is more tender. I want it medium rare, and then a bottle of' 85 Lafite.

Brother Hao, I'm beautiful and smart, okay?

Red Bull Laoganma Snickers, sugar, salt, minerals, three in one.

There is a big difference between want and need. Want is an obsession, need is a passivity. The starting point is different, and the result is definitely different!

I hate this sentence most.

I remember when I was a child, the old magic stick who cheated me for five dollars also said this sentence. Because you have a bad temper, you should be extra careful about puppy love in the future, otherwise it will easily scare her. I have no doubt about this. It turns out that the old magic wand just talked about a common phenomenon.

You like spring.

I like autumn.

Autumn is like me.

Autumn is like you.

Your red face is a rose in spring.

My tired eyes are the glory of autumn.

If I take a step forward,

Take a step forward

At that time, I stood at the door of the winter.

but

If I take a step back,

You take a step forward.

that

We live together in a beautiful and warm summer.

When I like someone, I like to imagine that she has been sleeping, so that she can be safe and not hurt. I think this is very good. I don't bother. As for whether I am in her dream or not, it doesn't matter!

Thirteen, our human examination papers are not the writer's life.

It doesn't matter what you get.

Because she knows you, from personality A to Z.

If you encounter a cloudy day, just wait, because it will clear up one day no matter how long it takes. Why aren't you happy when you know it will be sunny in the future?

Men's view of love is very simple. If you want them to like you, first, you should be beautiful, and second, you should love to laugh. When a beautiful girl smiles at a man, she will feel infinitely charming and complacent. I like to tease these idiots about their simple love.

I like Luqiao Chuan very much, just like walking alone at night. Someone talks to you, but it's not love. what is love ? You walk at night, but he is a lamp.

I don't want to cry, whether on the BMW or on the bike.

Why ah!

Xiao Haiyang, this is the point. Draw it (infinite loop).

Don't give up and miss, you mean "no" and "give up", but what I want is "stay" and "love"

I dreamed that all my ex-boyfriends and current girlfriends died suddenly, so all my love was through thick and thin.

Bi thirteen, I will not make you proud twice a day.

How can love be painful? Self-pity, entanglement and love in those books and movies are all caused by people's own bad habits. Love is only beautiful and sweet.

If love is not only sweet, but also scarred and miserable, is unreserved love worth it?

Lu: "Thirteen, where are you from?"

-Xiao: "Oh, I'm from the north and Hashimoto is from the south, so I want to know where you are from."

-Bi: "I'm from China"

-"We are not tarred with the same brush." "Yes, you are the same color."

-"You are a shit leader!" Yes, I'm a shit leader. "

If he doesn't like your nature, it only means that he likes you. . . Hey, I am selling special CDs recently. Should I ask my boyfriend?

-"Is this charge?" "Preferential price, I accept others 10 yuan, but I take care of my subordinates and get a 50% discount."

-classmate, keep a secret, there is still plenty of time.

-classmate, life is not easy, be a good person.

-sometimes we consume this kind of quietness, just like the cemetery sells for 30 thousand yuan a square meter now.

-at noon, those two people's values are distorted and tall and straight, but all roads lead to the same goal.

There is only a knife between the warm man and the eunuch!

-I don't even believe in punctuation.

-"Because I think I like you."

-"I knew you were going to say this, really! Bi thirteen, your strength has really regressed! Just say it once. Say it again, do you dare to do something new? When are you going to talk about this stalk? "

-"Until I marry you."

-Call me Luo Xue.

-Call me Hashikawa.

-Tell me to die.

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These are just some quotations from the characters in the first season. I hope you can add more ~