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The female doctor’s face turned red upon hearing this

(Classic)

The beautiful female doctor was very popular with male patients in the hospital, pursuing romance and wealth. Of course, there were many sexual harassments. One day, after Mr. Chen completed his infertility examination at the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check whether Mr. Chen’s sperm count had decreased.

She gave him a small, sealed glass jar and asked him to bring some samples home.

The next day, Mr. Chen came back, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty.

Mr. Chen explained: "Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement. I tried with my left hand, but it still didn't work. I asked my wife to help.

She also tried both hands, but to no avail. I asked her to do it with her mouth, but there was still no way.

The female doctor’s face turned red when she heard this.

Mr. Chen kept saying, "My cousin happened to come to my house to give gifts. She is younger and has better physical strength, so I asked her to help." She also used her hands first, then her mouth, and worked very hard.........

Stop! stop! The female doctor couldn't bear it any longer: "You ask your cousin to help with this kind of thing~~?

Mr. Chen said: "She is very happy! But it still doesn’t work! I just came to you to see if you can...

The female doctor asked angrily: "Can you do anything?"

Mr. Chen replied: 『

Can you open the lid of this glass jar?