Xiao Ming jokes

One day, Xiao Ming’s classmate said to him: Xiao Ming, you look like a kite. Xiao Ming ran out of the classroom sadly while crying. . . And he flew up.

One day, Xiao Ming’s classmate said to him: Xiao Ming, you look like Lipton milk tea. Xiao Ming ran out of the classroom sadly while crying, and accidentally fell into the river. In an instant, the river water turned red. . .

One day, a classmate said that Xiao Ming’s head looked like a brick. Xiao Ming came home and asked, "Mom, my head doesn’t look like a brick?" Mom didn’t want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said, "You yourself Go and take a picture by the well." Xiao Ming stopped by the well. The man in the well said: "You guys up there, don't throw bricks into the well!!!!"

1. Xiao Ming was taken from 13 Throw it down the stairs... Why is it okay...?

Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box...

2. During the eight years of the Anti-Japanese War... Xiao Ming was so hungry... He made human flesh dumplings for food Breakfast... arrived... at school... He opened the lunch box... and found... 2 dumplings were missing... He closed it... and opened it again, and 2 dumplings were missing...

That’s it..In the end, all the dumplings disappeared...Xiao Ming was very scared...

Excuse me, where did the dumplings go...

The dumplings On the lid of the lunch box...

3. During the eight years of the Anti-Japanese War...Wang Xiaoming lived a life without worries about food and clothing...Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.............

4. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor...Why is everything okay?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.............

5. A certain adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert...why could he come back safely?

Because Xiao Ming is a camel...

6. Later, the adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert again...why did he never come back this time?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor...