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The fifth grade mother disappeared. My aunt raised me. Grandma never came to see me. I once borrowed it from my grandma
11When I think of that incident, I feel funny.
That day, because the weather was hot, my father took me to the river to play and brought fish in bottles. When we came to the river, my father sat under a big tree to enjoy the cool air. As for me, I played in the river and caught fish.
Suddenly, I saw a shrimp and thought it was a fish, so I impatiently wanted to pick it up, but unexpectedly it ran away. I chased it again, and finally managed to wrap it up with my hands, put it in the bottle, and took a closer look, ah, it turned out to be a shrimp. At this time, I was like a deflated ball, suddenly soft. I thought: It was hard to catch it, so let’s raise it! Then, I caught a few more fish and put them in the bottle to keep company with the shrimps.
I carried the bottle and walked forward proudly, and accidentally stepped on a piece of moss on the stone. Just hearing a "dong" sound, I felt like a drowned rat, covered in water. Moreover, the fish and shrimps in the bottle also took this opportunity to run away, leaving an empty bottle soaked in the water. I picked up the bottle and walked to the shore gloomily. It is true that "if you fail to steal the chicken, you will lose the rice." As a result, I went home wet.
Whenever I think of this, my face turns red to the roots of my ears.
One day during the summer vacation of December 12, I went to the China Construction Bank where my mother worked to find her. I saw her typing on a computer in the office at such a fast speed that I couldn’t believe my eyes. Computer typing speed is also fine. So fast! After asking later, I found out that she typed it with five strokes.
After I got home, all I could think about was typing. I thought how great it would be if I learned Wubi one day! I was lying in bed at night, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. My mother seemed to read my mind and asked me what I was thinking. I said I hope to learn Wubi typing one day. My mother promised me that she would teach me if she had time. At this time, I heard my mother's words, and I couldn't describe the joy in my heart.
From then on, I learned typing from my mother every weekend. She asked me to memorize the root words first. I recited it several times. I had just memorized this, and then forgot that in the blink of an eye. This made me a little discouraged, but the thought of my mother's appearance while typing cheered me up. Encourage yourself and don't be intimidated by difficulties. Then continue practicing. Next, I learned techniques and typing, and my hard work paid off. I finally learned to type with Wubi, and my typing speed was much faster than before.
Now that I have learned Wubi, typing is much easier. If you don’t believe me, try it too!
13 This may be the last gardenia of last summer
The green leaves cannot cover up the sun’s rays. Through the layers of green leaves, the sunlight becomes translucent as if something The crystal green, slowly, like a green dream, envelopes the gardenia buds wrapped in green gauze, revealing the slightest traces of white. It seems to be about to come out, but also like a dream of clinging to the green, half exposed. A magical charm appeared. Suddenly, a rain broke her dream of flying. After the sun came out, it covered her with misty green reflection like a gossamer, and she was half lying in the grass. , the rain hurt her, but it did not hurt her open confidence, "I am a gardenia, I want to bloom." I heard the cry of my heart, I sat down and watched her half open and half closed carefully. , and the sun shines on the water drops on the flowers. I don’t know whether it is rain or tears, giving people a beauty like Venus de Milo, adding beauty to the green around them.
In the afternoon, she bloomed. It was spiritual white and became the most beautiful coral in the green ocean. Its tall and graceful appearance was the most dazzling treasure on the land.
Finally, a flower always has its own personality. Unlike other gardenias, no one appreciates it when it blooms, and no one pities it when it thanks. When it dies, its posture can also be It is for those who are passionate to pity the beauty.
She is the last messenger brought by the Gardenia family. She says like all living things: "I am the call of green!"
14 Cacti, ants, these natural things can be seen everywhere, so they are not Strange, but don’t underestimate them.
Have you ever seen a small ant crawling on the wall? They are always carrying food as small as sand and walking in groups. With its small stature, its life is very fragile. As long as it is pressed by someone, its life may end like this. Although ants are small, they are very united. When an ant finds food, it cannot carry it because the food is too large. Go back to the nest immediately and inform your partners. If we unite together, we will succeed. It is the same with us. If we cannot unite, we will be like a piece of loose sand with no strength at all. If we can cooperate, we will be able to stand firm in life. p>
Cactus lives in desert areas, where it is extremely hot and there are many vicious beasts. The situation is very dangerous. However, the cactus has lived there for a long time and has not become extinct. This is because in order to adapt to the dangerous environment, it grows The sharp thorns left the animals helpless. This seems to tell us that we must overcome difficulties. The external difficult environment must be solved by our own strong perseverance. As the saying goes: "Nothing is difficult in the world, only those who are willing to do so." This is the truth. .
There are so many inspirations for us in nature. As long as we understand it with our hearts, we can have a deeper understanding of life. Things like cacti and ants are not all good. Example?
After finishing the Mathematical Olympiad class at 15, my grandma and I took the No. 19 bus home. Just in the car, a small thing happened that I will never forget.
It was a 38-degree high temperature weather. As soon as I got on the bus, there was an empty seat. Grandma quickly put her bag on the seat and said, "Come and sit here quickly, be careful not to drop it." Then she grabbed the back of the seat tightly with her hands and stood blocking me with her body. After two stops, the car became more and more crowded. Her clothes were soaked with sweat. Sweat fell from her forehead and down her cheeks. Her body was shaken by the crowd and she was caught in the chair. The hands on my back tightened. At this time, the aunt on the seat next to me stood up and made room for grandma. Grandma said thank you to the other party, but she did not sit down directly. Instead, she said to me: "Yang Yang, come and sit here. Let's switch. It's cooler here, but it's too hot over there." Then I changed seats. Seeing her sitting on the seat that was sunny and dazzling where I just sat, I wanted to change it back, but she refused no matter what I said.
When I got home, I told my mother what happened in the car in the afternoon. My mother taught me a lot. I deeply understand how ordinary and affectionate the love between an old man and his grandson is. I will be very filial to my grandma and grandpa from now on.
16 I had a very fulfilling and enjoyable summer vacation and learned a lot of knowledge.
As soon as the summer vacation comes, the third semester of some students begins. English classes, writing training classes, Mathematical Olympiad classes, music classes, art... With a feeling of hoping that their children will succeed, parents arrange for their children to learn English in the morning and Mathematical Olympiad in the afternoon. Depriving children of their right to play. I am disgusted with such parents.
My summer vacation was different. I did not attend any cram school. The whole summer vacation was enjoyable. Complete the quota of "Summer Life" homework every day, then go online to log in to the "Cambridge English" classic introduction, learn English, and occasionally play games when you are tired. This is the morning's work. In the afternoon, I practiced writing compositions, of course under the guidance of my grandma. After writing the composition, save it to your computer, then go online, log in to the primary school student composition network's homepage, and add it to the composition text. Don't underestimate this composition book, it has significantly improved my composition level, and my level has been raised to the level of a "composition hero". This is very unique, if you don’t believe me, you can sign up and give it a try...
On weekends, my father will drive my grandfather, grandma, mother and me to play whenever he has time. I washed seaweed and dug sea clams at the Jinyintan Bathing Beach in Wangtan; I picked up shells at the Gold Coast of Qinhuangdao; I rowed a boat and rode a horse in Nanhu Park... I took wonderful photos everywhere I went.
I'm afraid that my mother will come and disturb me. He said that I was not at home to do my homework and go out to play. I just flowed into the house. But who knew that my mother had already gone home. She said that you have to leave a note when you go out to play. When I came and saw that you were not at home, I was almost dying of anxiety. Mom asked, have you finished your homework? I said shyly: No, my mother said: I can't do this anymore. I have to finish my homework before going out to play. I nodded with a blushing face and smiled happily! My friends had a great time when their mother was not at home that day! But I know that's not right!
20 This is the first time that I have seen my always calm brother panic. Haha, it is also the first time that my stingy brother has actively agreed to give me candy. I'm so happy! My brother gave me a pack of the most common candies (also the cheapest), but I still thought they were sweeter than my mother’s candies. The first time I saw him smiled at me, he was 4 years old. Do you think I don’t understand anything? In fact, I know that my brother doesn't like me, he is very cold to me. On the days when my mother handed me over to him, he would yell at me whenever I did the smallest thing wrong. I never acted like nothing happened, but pointed at his angry look and laughed. So he often gets so angry with me that his face turns red, haha. I don’t want to be denied by my brother! So I always try to do what I can. According to my brother being the calm type, he must like ladies-type girls, so I would constantly ask my mother to let me do things. But who would have thought that all my hard work would be called flattery by him. Why! It pisses me off so much. But seeing the current situation, it’s okay, it’s okay! After the sugar incident, my brother changed a lot towards me. Even the love letters he wrote to him from other girls in school were read to me as a joke, haha.
The days passed so quickly. My brother graduated from elementary school, and I also graduated as an outstanding kindergarten student, haha. My brother and I went crazy during the summer vacation. summer vacation! According to my understanding, it means taking a vacation in the summer, so of course the place my brother and I go most often is by the water! But my mother always refused to let me go. One day my mother went out. My brother and I took the opportunity to run out. We came to a waterside with many dragonflies. My brother made a temporary net for me, which was made of spider silk.
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