Someone told me, "I'm your father." How should I respond humorously?

The most humorous answer: grandson, I think you are not normal.

Follow the trend and answer according to the other person's words: Dad, give me some pocket money.

If you are interested in each other, you can say: Well, I slept with my dad before, so you can sleep with me tonight. In my bed, I sleep with my dad, so don't snore.

Do you want to be my father? You have to ask my mother if she agrees.

If a girl says I'm your father, she's actually joking with you. If it's embarrassing to be ambiguous, then we can go back in a humorous way and create a relaxed and happy chat atmosphere.

Why I like being someone else's "dad";

When someone else's father's stalk was originally just a name for comedians in cross talk, that is to say, comedians took advantage of the advantages of a generation of comedians and used it to shake their burdens and find jokes.

With the fire of Deyun Society, more and more people are exposed to cross talk, and many people have added a project of "being someone else's father" in their daily social activities, especially among boys.

Not long ago, actor Peng Yuchang said in a variety show that the way he gets along with his good friends is to let them call him dad when something happens.

The third Sunday in June is Father's Day. On this day, whether you are a father or not, boys will be ready to try.

I want to show off my "dad" status.