It's fall here. What's the point of drinking milk tea with your girlfriend?

This is the first time to drink the first cup of milk tea in the crisp autumn season. Because it is the first time, it will be unforgettable and of special significance. Of course, you can also learn some funny jokes when drinking milk tea with your girlfriend to make her happy. Here is an interesting joke: network link.

1. Classic funny jokes about embarrassing things. Dad taught his children: once, a tortoise and a rabbit ran a race, but the rabbit was too proud and was beaten by the tortoise. It chased hard and crashed into a tree and died. A farmer happened to pass by, picked up the rabbit and cooked it at home. Since then, he has been here all day and has no job. The crops were much shorter, and then he pulled them up one by one. This is the tortoise-rabbit race, waiting for the rabbit to pull out the seedlings and encourage it.

2. Laugh every day (search Laugh every day to see more funny jokes). My eldest nephew has contacted me frequently recently. I calculated that the first good news was that I got a red envelope after checking the college entrance examination results, and the second good news was that a score line came out. He told me that the good news was more than 30 points. The third good news is that I received the teacher's electronic file admission notice! Early this morning, I sent a red admission notice to Zhang greatly ... I looked through the chat records, and his average sentence was worth more than 60 yuan. ...

3. People who laugh are funny jokes. The manager of a computer distribution company came to the talent exchange center. The staff asked him what kind of talents he wanted to recruit. The manager said: I hope to work as hard as CPU, and it is best to overclock; Clever as a mouse; Hair-trigger like a keyboard; Treat customers like a monitor; Treat the work as meticulously as a printer; Treat the company boss as seriously as the main board. What about his salary? It is best to work tirelessly and for free like a computer.

When the Internet surfer runs out of phone bills, he goes to the bank to withdraw money and pay the bill. After adding the bill, he sent it to the counter. The lady at the counter took a look and returned it, saying, write the password! Networm glanced at the list, silently read the password again, wrote the symbol * * * * * on the list, sent it to the counter, and was later returned. The blank space at the beginning of the list says: Unable to establish a connection, please check the user name or password and try again.

I told my dad that I didn't want to go to work, so tired! He said, if you don't go to work, where will you get the money? What are young people who don't go to work? I said my mother didn't go to work when she was young, and I didn't say I couldn't go on. My dad said she was spoiled and hurt, what do you think? hum ..

6. The son asked his father, "Dad, I heard a burst of firecrackers this morning. What's that for? " Dad: "Someone is getting married at the foot of the mountain." Son: "Why set off firecrackers when you get married?" Dad: "It must be to give yourself courage."

7. When the fat mother applied for the membership card, she said: How many months have I been 29 years old now ... The staff looked at it and said doubtfully: How many months? Fat mother struggled for a long time and said that it has been 66 months ... When I first fell in love, I went shopping with the other half and saw a very loving couple. Two people are holding fried chicken legs. You feed me and I feed you. I just need a bottle of beer. I envy it. I pushed my partner Nunu's mouth to show him the performance of others. The partner patted his head: my donkey's head, yours. .....

8. Waiting in line at the supermarket to check out, the girl in front bought a dollar of sanitary napkins, which was particularly embarrassing. I didn't hand over the money for a long time, so I paid for her. When she walked out of the supermarket, she invited me to dinner. I refused again and again, saying that I always give without asking for anything in return. It is also fate that we met today. Let's have dinner together next week.