Jokes that meet the following conditions

A blind beggar was begging in the street wearing sunglasses.

A drunk came up and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred dollars.

After walking for a while, the drunk turned around and happened to see the blind man with his back to the sun to distinguish the authenticity of a hundred-dollar bill.

The drunk came over and took the money back. "You don't want to live, how dare you lie to Lao Tzu!" "

The blind beggar looked aggrieved and said, "Brother, I'm really sorry. I'm looking for a friend. He was blind and went to the toilet. In fact, I am dumb. "

"Oh, is that right? ! "So the drunk dropped the money and staggered away again. ...

The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw a ghost.

A beggar pretended to be deaf and dumb, begging for money in the market. He often pointed to the wooden bowl and pointed to his mouth, and his mouth was always "dumb". One day, he took two pence to buy wine. After eating, he said, "Give me some more wine." The restaurant asked him, "You can't talk every time. How did you talk today? " The beggar said, "I didn't have any money before. What can I say? " ? I have two pence today, so I will say it naturally. "

There was a prince who was enchanted by a witch and could only say one sentence a year. One day, the prince met the princess and fell in love with her. Three years later, the prince finally said three words, so he found the princess and said to her affectionately, "I love you." The princess said in turn, "What did you say?" !

Once upon a time, there was a constant driver who was lazy and didn't make progress since he was a child. He often wrote typos and read white characters. As a result, he made a lot of jokes.

One day, his wife was ill and wanted to eat loquat. He sent his servant to buy it. The servant was speechless, so he wrote a note and gestured for the servant to go to the fruit stall to buy something to eat. The mute can't read, so he went out and handed the note to the fruit stand. He smiled at the first sight and pointed to the opposite musical instrument store and told him to buy there. The dumb man entered the music shop, and the shopkeeper looked at it. So it can't be sold. "A Dai came back with a note, constantly chauffeured to see him empty-handed. A Dai handed him the note, and constantly chauffeured became even angrier: "Why can't it be sold? Nonsense! " His wife took the note and laughed out loud. It turns out that constantly chauffeured wrote loquat into pipa. She picked up a pen and wrote a poem:

Loquat is not this kind of pipa,

It's only my poor cultural level.

If the pipa can bear fruit,

The city is full of flutes and drums.

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The mute gave a loud cry, which startled the deaf. Luo Guo stepped forward and the lame man ran after him. The madman said, please be rational!

The blind father-in-law and the dumb daughter-in-law suddenly heard the drum music at home announcing the sky. My father-in-law asked curiously, who is holding a wedding ceremony outside? The dumb daughter-in-law couldn't speak, so she used her quick wits to put her father-in-law's hand on her chest. Her father-in-law suddenly realized that it was the second grandmother next door who married her daughter! Ask again: which woman does second grandma marry? Daughter-in-law put her father-in-law's hand into the gap between her genitals, and her father-in-law suddenly realized that Xiaofeng was married. Then she asked: Where did Xiaofeng marry? The daughter-in-law led her father-in-law's hand to her ass, and her father-in-law touched it thoughtfully: It really wronged Xiaofeng. How did she get married in Jiapigou, Houshan? Ask again: What does Xiaofeng's man do? The daughter-in-law reached for her father-in-law's things and rubbed them hard. My father-in-law gradually felt hard below, and said with emotion, it's really bad to marry someone. What's your last name? The daughter-in-law quickly undressed and joined her father-in-law's mouth. The father-in-law knew that Xiaofeng's man's surname was Jiao!