Classic dialect jokes in Xuzhou dialect

Where do you drink? ?

Constant things?

I'm tired of the rain. Next generation?

Bring the master to wash his face. Do you want me to get you a pancreas?

Why are you yelling? ?

What bad luck ?

When I was a child, I was poor and my wool was on the ground. These two years have been difficult. ?

Pancakes, rolls, salted beans, fragrant belts?

I am a good boy. I can listen to tapes. Have you eaten?

To the nest, to the hammer?

She's out of the house. I have to fill the box and get a box to decorate this camphor wood?

You are a few dollars a catty! How do you sell tapes in this grid? ?

My neck hurts! ?

Why are you yelling where to drink and smothering you with my beans?

Is it delicious to fry? ?

Xiong Haizi! I won't give you a knife.

In the morning, I will go out. There is a Xiong Haizi who rides a bike. How far is it for the blind to take me to Hong Kong? It's stuck. My arm hurts. The bear's clothes were also scraped off the sea. How to drum people up?

After the little boy hit me, he lay down. Seeing that I was going to chew him, I got up and pulled the cart and ran. I shrugged my car and couldn't goo it. I smiled: the sea bear is dead! ?

I saw a long bug today, but it was so crooked. ?

How do you say a comedy with energy and shouting?

Do I believe that beans in Yi dialect listen to howling?

There are actually several kinds of beans in Xinyi dialect.

Jushi dialect is different from Liugao dialect and Heibu dialect, isn't it? ?

Hey, bite the dog. You little brat have changed. Don't tear you in half when I get home.

You made me laugh ...?

What are you talking about? How do you get and shout? ...

Say it for nothing, lie?

You do it by shouting.

How to shout when talking with a small watch?

Look, there is a maggot meal in the wolf pulling socks. You can't walk with a stick, but it's still twisted! ?

Remove the harness and put the maggots on that road in the center ~ ````?

Got up and drank a bowl of porridge this morning?

Love with yourself for a day, okay?

What enemies are yelling at you?

Which chicken gave the tender eggplant (oblique) to my tree in a few days, and I will copy your home with you?

How about eating fried Chili sauce at noon today?

Don't run around on the floor, won't your clothes get dirty?

It's hot today, so I have to fan it with a cattail leaf fan:

I can't catch Ni! ?

A Chinese odyssey classic dialogue faithfulness edition; ?

Let's put aside Meitiannuo's patience and tell a love story that is being distorted and put it on my face. I still cherish my sister. Now that I think about it, I regret it. The most painful thing in life is that no matter what! If God can give me another chance, I will tell her. "I love you, but I can't love you!" If I have to add a time limit to this relationship, Ai Ri is a beautiful girl, and I have to love her for thousands of years. ~! ~! ! ?

The first fight felt in front of me. I didn't have enough brains at that time, and I didn't tell her in the end. Later, I became a sea bear. The most unpleasant thing in life is to leave the beans here! If God gives me another chance, I will say "I love you" to her! If I were to say a few more words, I would say: You are the king, which three policemen shouted? ?

Xinyi people went to Yunnan Songkran Festival and shouted: Wori Mud Mother Gaby! What a coward! The tour guide explained that this represented a blessing, and Xinyi people shouted: Mud should be my seed! Which is better than boiling water? The skin suddenly fell off.

Taste: strong acid, bitter and salty, fresh and sweet, bitter and spicy, bitter, warm and smelly?

Vision: red, black and yellow windows, white snow.

Touch: the north is cool, the past is hot, and the west is hard, soft and lush.

You see, after the wind blows, it is a waste of time! ! ?

A mouse was drunk and scolded a cat.

I coughed standing up today. Don't you dare touch me. It bothers me to see your bear grow and your donkey pile on the ground. I still find half a brick to crush you to death. ~! ! ?

Ermaitou?

Eat feet. Eat the essence. Eat the essence. Did you eat too much?

Sit on the bed, foreign oil, fire, sieve taro, red taro,

Can you cut the tape and be knocked down by the flute?

Damn it, I just listened to you all the time, but I thought it was hard to jump and I couldn't remember anything.

Does it have to be intentional?

Jian Zihao people (hate people)?

It's weirder than raising things. Hey?

You put it there! I will go to your house with it, I will see you playing chess with your brother, and I will see you stay at home. ?

Take incense to a big shop. Watching a few people out of the cow, be good, eat dirt and smoke. You want me to be enchanted? ?

A: Take a shower? ?

B: Fuck, I can't stand the water, even Hong Kong Meng. How can I get there? ?

Answer: Go to shout and find the enemy. ?

Buy a little chase, turn it over, take a Buddha, bite and catch a bandit and drink it, but if one of them is not caught, he slides down and jumps up ~?

Oh, my God, the shooter?

I can trade things that can last for a few days.

1. When I was a child, Hungry (Dad) wanted to hit me and said, "I am an asshole". I said; "White play (don't play). I will listen next time. " ?

2. When you see a lot of things, say "miu or (mou) bian (children) are many". (There is no multi-faceted meaning)?

You are out of luck. Steal eggs to buy congratulations (go to the countryside to drum for business) and see if your mother will take a knife from the "tree stick", "tree stick" and "branch" (meaning hitting people)! ?

I'm so worried! ?

I gave you my vine "Sister Tortoise" (not yet a cicada), put it in the oil pan and worked hard on it. As long as there are yellow sores on both sides, the more fragrant it smells, the better. I want to eat ~ ~ ~ haha after eating the oil dripping from my mouth?

Beigou people are self-sufficient?

Now I'm wrapping a cat?

The wool package is sixty-nine, and the molds are light and heavy. Will it?

Xinyi people go to a foreign restaurant to eat and order food in Xinyi Mandarin: vegetables, three dishes and one chicken, (meaning hurry up)?

The boss said, is this dish available?

The customer said: Sea Monkey Building (broken)?

The boss said: No?

Xinyi people go to a foreign restaurant to eat, and order a plate of rattan turtles in Xinyi Mandarin. The waiter said:No. One more thing: Did you choke (a fish)? The waiter said: Sorry,no. We Xinyi people said: That sea bear, forget it! The waiter said: there are no sea bears, only garlic! ?

Is it burning?

Where can I pickle the dirty belt at Jiayuan?

After dinner, you go to the garden to smash the leaders and dry them, and bring back some sand with a fork.

Weird people bring their own ...................................?

Why are you laughing so loudly?

In a couple of days, I'll ride a rickshaw and find you a lesbian! ! ?

We need to change some wool plaids and take the bus, not just the rickshaw?

It's good to drive a car. When you drive it, you are outdoors! Much faster than taking a bus! ?

Blind bone twist?

Blind teacher cave?

Tired, Xinyi dialect is not good? ?

Keywords bellows, boiler house, wheat field,

What do you mean, what are you yelling about?

Give me nonsense for nothing, humiliate my trusty people for nothing?

No matter how hot it is, you can't eat semen and sweat?

Early in Qing Zi, I went out, and there was a Xiong Haizi riding a foreign car, running how far to deliver letters to me. It's stuck. My swing card hurts. The bear jacket is also trapped in the sea. How vague! ?

Which unlucky child just shouted at the post.

Stop Hu Qin?

Can you talk and shout? Don't talk about you, but also talk about others shouting? You can shout in person! ?

Why is it so hot these two days that you have a melon on your body?

You are still handsome with bare eyes and hands.

Ah, be a good son of a bitch ~ how can you hurt people and complain! ?

I can't stand it directly ~ bring a shiny green belt! Can you cry for nothing ~?

Watch it again. My beans are going to laugh at the sea ~ ~?

Hey, who knows how to sweat?

This coward, Mio's magic man! ?

Do you think it's strange to be these bears?

I also spoke my hometown dialect. After that, I went to the West Lake to catch shrimp. ?

Your grandmother is a big girl. How can I get rid of you?

Ah, it's broken. Is it crooked?

How to make people sweat? I told you to stay away, but you didn't listen! ?

Investigate that the land is not dirty.

You put aside your sweat! ?

Dried salted beans to eat?

Have an apple?

There is a kowtow underground. Take a stick. No, no, no?

What are you yelling about? Why do you keep talking? Bear, if you don't study hard, wait for the sea, and then run home and smash the ground! ?

I feel itchy! You give me chopsticks ~! ?

As soon as the bar pulls my hair, it twists a drum against my back. ...

This post is also a classic. I'm tired of watching it sink to the bottom, the bucket sink to the bottom and the handle fly again.

Honey, you laugh too much. Xinyi people, right?

Xinyi news of Xinyi TV station is getting more and more boring. ?

The roof will make you shout. ?

Have fun ~! All of us ~ 1 return the knife. These screws ~ 1 are unfamiliar ~! Hurry up and shout ~! Chicken three straps ~! Nonsense, there is something underground?

Put on your clothes and catch a cold after eating Beijing bazi.

On-site (ground) house (indoor ground) stuck (fell) and left (no time)?

Itching (scratching)?

Why doesn't anyone speak the classic h ā ng hang h m ng hang in Xinyi dialect?

Where did you put hāng hang? ?

If you run again, watch me hang until you don't take billiards. Hāng, you take ~?

Is it beautiful to catch a peach when boss LAGO lights a cigarette?

I don't know where to drink or get it, but I don't know where to get it.

After eating, I don't know which Xiong Haizi gave me a horn. It hurts. ?

Xinyi makes Xuzhou Lianyungang rippling! ?

What are you talking about? You are crying for Japanese mold! ! ! ?

My god, did the young family chase all the bandits in my jar?

Half Shandong people upstairs, right? Xinyi people say water, not bandits?

Some places in Xinyi really say bandits ~?

You fool, why are you so excited? Don't hurry home and get swollen ~! ?

No matter where I am, as long as I hear someone say that making more money is my courage, does Ma Zhandou know?

Damn it, I'm gonna kill him with a hook?

I'm sleepy now-just want to have a look?

Nipple, you plague eye belt! ?

Oh, son of a bitch, it's getting late. It's time to salt beans, isn't it?

Why not go to the tile and ask for more than ten kilograms of soybeans, and pull two dung machines on the court for fifty or fifty?

Five drops of filar silk, the more smelly the better ~! ?

On Sunday, I rode a rickshaw to the market! Just in time for the wind to blow away the dust and smoke! I almost got stuck in slippery egg liquid! On the way, I found a dung Ji Zi! ?

If you don't die, you will be full! ?

Look at me. I am a fool. Can I really scratch?

Good machine, how can you call out the six-leaf cavity one by one? Am I dizzy, too?

I am a little girl. How can you be wild?

I'm a hook machine, I'm a Yaowan belt?

How is it possible to get and shout out eight food belts in six industries! ?