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English humorous jokes
Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
He won
Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.
Tom: That's too bad. What happened?
Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
I have his ears in my pocket.
Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"
"A child bit me," Ivan replied.
"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.
"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."
His ear is in my pocket.
Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"
"A boy bit me," Ivan said.
"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.
"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."
A good boy.
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "
"She is a candy seller."
Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "
"She sells sweets."
English jokes
Last Friday, I wore an Adidas dress to play ball. An American saw it and laughed at me and said, "Really!
Do you know what this means? It means I dream about sex all day. I've been thinking about it all day
Sex, abbreviated as Adidas) "I'm surprised how he reacted so quickly. When Lenovo was so rich, he was there.
An American helped me out. He said that there is a famous Korn choir, and one of their signature songs is
A.D.I.D.A.S (Dreaming about sex all day) So, this story is familiar to many Americans.
Can be detailed! It's your turn to make fun of America next time.
drink
One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "
"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"
Drunk
One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"
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