The lines of the fourth episode of 100 thousand cold jokes, Min San, help me ~ ~ ~

Narrator: A long time ago, there was a gourd mountain, which suppressed a thousand-year-old snake demon. One day, pangolin accidentally drilled through the mountain and released snake essence. An old man passing by rescued pangolin crushed under a stone and got colorful gourd seeds. It is said that as long as colorful gourds are produced, demons can be eliminated, and the old man takes the gourd seeds home. Soon, seven gourds with different colors grew, and things soon reached the ears of snake essence.

Toad: Tell Snake King Jing: How many times have I said, don't make me king, call me queen.

Narrator 2: Sorry, don't get me wrong. What we want to tell is not the story you want at all.

Qi: 100 thousand cold jokes

Snake essence: How many times have I said, don't make me king, call me queen.

Toad: OK, your majesty, tell your majesty that the old man is just ahead.

Snake essence: Ah ~

Narrator 2: So, on a dark night in a month.

Old man: Help! Help!

Flour: Grandpa! Grandpa!

Dawa: Spit chicken juice.

Toad: Your Majesty

Snake essence: Call me Your Majesty.

Toad: Well, king, why does the king only catch old people? What should Fulu do?

Snake essence: You know a P, that is, catch the thief first and catch the king first. Help me learn something.

Narrator 2: Many days after the old man was taken away, the Fulu people also matured. Finally, the big baby was born!

Dawa: Oh, Doug, wash the road with peace of mind, Nissan. I will definitely bring your chicken juice back, and a dog.

Fulu 1: Big Brother, he is talking about neon again. He is really an otaku. It is said that Fulu's moment has not been completely cracked. Is it okay to kill Big Brother?

Flu 2: I always feel that the future is dark and not good.

Narrator 2: Over the mountains, Dawa came to the Snake Cave.

Dawa: I finally found your lair, snake spirit. Give me back my chicken sauce and I'll spare your life.

Snake essence: the demon of Fulu.

Toad: Your Majesty, we are monsters, aren't we?

Dawa: Bitter rope, it seems that you just don't eat or drink.

Snake essence: Hey, we haven't talked about it yet.

Dawa: Wash that, rub it, and I'll kill you all.

Snake essence: I heard that. Hey, we obviously haven't made a statement yet.

Dawa: Let me kill you with my proudest ability. Make it bigger.

Snake essence: maximization

Dawa: Ha, ah, ah, ah ~ Done.

Snake essence: It's disgusting only when the head gets bigger.

Dawa: Hey, hey, hey. . . Are you scared?

Snake essence: Afraid of a bird.

Dawa: But it's really a little heavy.

Snake essence: Don't try to be brave. Aren't you dying?

Dawa: But I don't care at all, just this weight.

Snake essence: I broke my neck and committed suicide.

Narrator 2: Dawa, jump in the street at the same time and jump on the mountain thousands of miles away.

Erwa: That idiot otaku didn't wait for me to come over first, and he didn't want to think about his skill.

Narrator 2: Erwa was also born.

Erwa: It seems to be saved. Things like snake essence are not enough to see in front of my uncle. My eyes are the strongest. I can see the scenery thousands of miles away, and I can even release thunderbolts and even have perspective. When I use perspective and clairvoyance at the same time, no matter where the enemy is, he can't escape my eyes.

Snake essence: The child brought this big-headed baby in.

Toad: Yes.

Erwa: Ah ~ Poof ~ ~ ~

Narrator 2: Erwa, jump into the street, and then

Dear ~ it's not easy to watch and play at the same time, choose me ~