100 philosophical humor jokes

Humorous stories, humor, will enrich your character; Each story department is very close to your life and can bring you happiness and relaxation after your intense study life. Some short stories just shocked? Luggage? , stimulate your laughter; And more short stories are wise jokes, which need a sharp turn in your mind, and then you will laugh. The following are 100 philosophical and humorous jokes I collected for you. Can you feel anything from them?

The most philosophical 100 humorous jokes

1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

2. There are many people in Beijing, causing trouble to the capital?

3, the heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

4. If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover for a day, I won't pass Grade 4!

5, uh-oh, uncle Hubei, Henan and Henan touched the Buddha, Tenirog drank the machine, and the seven-up knew the corpse. Japanese women thought.

Live well, because we will die for a long time?

7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

8. Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people?

9. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

10, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

1 1, let the house price rise more violently!

12, who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

13, bleeding? Will it hurt?

14, they said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

15, be a person hovering between cow A and cow C.

16, JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

18, my handsomeness must have hurt me!

19, life is her person, and death is her mascot.

20. I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

2 1, I ate a bottle by mistake? Wuji Baifeng Pill? . That's great. I have nosebleeds for a few days every month.

22, the blind touch the elephant, perhaps not a kind of stupidity, or a kind of wisdom, or even tolerance?

23,24k pure men! Pure!

24. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

25, squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million?

26. What do you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

27. If I had known that I had looked back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in my life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

28. Hard life needs no explanation.

29. My wife calls me a third party!

30. God, my clothes are thin again!

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

32. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

Grandpa came from his grandson?

100 philosophical jokes

34. If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me, and take his savings to lead his sister to drive that BMW.

35. Love is endless like pi?

36, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting can not, washing and cooking is too tired.

37. You can't have two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

38, want a small MM, * * * with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

39. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

40. It may seem so, but it may not.

4 1, I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

42. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

43. If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

44. Fallen is not terrible. What is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

45. I used to take off my underwear to look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear. Because of the thong I'm wearing

46. Give you the heaviest dung gift in history, and you will definitely eat a catty.

47. My favorite day: 65438+1October 31; My favorite day: 65438+February 1.

48. Summer is coming, and the weather is very hot. A group of SB flies north, forming an s character one moment and a b character the other?

49. Opportunities are like gold. As long as you hold them in your hand, they will grow bigger and bigger.

50. Can you see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard?

5 1, I am a naked centipede!

52. No, this bowl is made of iron. If there is no food in it, what are you going to eat?

53. Commitments, such as? Your mother? Similarly, it is often said, but it is difficult to do it.

54, time is like cleavage, as long as a squeeze, there is always!

55. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

56. Is it too late to love you now?

I died, but I stood up again in the fire. Do you guess nirvana or corpse change?

I have no regrets about life, but I feel guilty as long as I don't die? Vowed to earn RMB to the end!

59. Sick and sick?

60. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

6 1. If every girlfriend uses a word instead, my love story can be written into a novel.

62. What are the three most romantic words? I love you? , but? Together? .

63. Is the departure of leaves the insistence of the tree or the pursuit of the wind?

64. We sincerely pray that the bonus at the end of the year will be only a lot more; The emotional commitment of the leader: there is only a little work in the new year.

65. Love comes from deception, and feelings come from sleep.

Do a good job, teach students well, make a good website, be a good writer and live a good life?

100 classic philosophical humor jokes

67. I really want to have a wife and fall in love with me. The reality is very helpless, still need to wait!

68. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when they are all wolves?

69. Not necessarily an angel with wings. My mother said it was a bird man.

70. I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high? Huh? I have no long hair.

7 1, there is a silence called domineering, an introversion called personality, a simple call deep, and a disdain called self.

72. When I was a child, my teacher told me? Handsome guy? I couldn't understand the definition, and then I took out a mirror. OY！ Suddenly I understood.

73. I have been in love several times because of loneliness. Who knows that it is easy to be kicked after repeated battles and defeats!

74, 2 1 century, what is the most important? Me!

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by her side and know you'll never have her.

76. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

77. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

78. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

79. Fuck love!

Everyone says I'm an actor, because I turn my eyes when I see beautiful MM?

8 1, the Woods are big, and there are all kinds of birds. Society is very complicated, and everyone has it. What kind of person am I? I was thinking.

82, rich people, people without money are difficult!

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

84. The furthest distance in the world is not the parting between life and death, but that I stand in front of you and you don't know: I love you!

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

86. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!

87. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

88. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

89. You are too bad! I'm not naughty!

90. I may be too ordinary and have no personality!

9 1. It is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is the hedgehog? Because hedgehogs never get too close.

92. The more arrogant online, the kinder offline.

93. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze.

94. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go!

95. Many dreams are used by reality to satisfy hunger.

96. My name is Chuhe. Can you call it noon?

97. I throw a coin into the air: if the face is up, I will go to MSN, if the back is up, I will go to QQ, and if the coin stands up, I will go to study by myself.

98. I saw a beautiful girl yesterday. I thought about her for a long time at night, and I don't remember what it was like in the morning. I hear it's called a one-night stand. Alas!

99. What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

100, should I watch it every morning? Forbes? Rich list, if my name is not on it, I will go to work?