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Hmm ... boring summer, who would like to introduce some good movies?
I'll introduce you to all the good movies this summer, the latest and most comprehensive! ● Released How to Train Your Dragon: 14 May, which was built with the investment of1600,000 USD by the gold medal animation team of DreamWorks who filmed Shrek and Kung Fu Panda. The story is warm and humorous, telling the story of the little hero who made friends with a little dragon after he was lucky enough to catch it in a Viking tribe. Lovely characters and similar plots make this film. The biggest highlight of the film is the little dragon "Toothless Boy", which is cute and spiritual. In the play, it will not only help the little hero chase girls, but also stand up and die with the hero at the crucial moment. Such a clever image captured the hearts of all the audience at once, leaving men, women and children with no resistance. "This little dragon is so cute, I wish I could adopt one and take it home!" ● The Final Confrontation is released: May 14 Director: Jackie Chan, starring Wu Peici, Chen Xiaodong, Gu Liya, Xu Xiaoling and Meng Guangmei. At night, Lao Ye, who was sleeping in a hangover, was awakened by the sound of the phone. The night owl thought that someone had disturbed his good dream early in the morning. It turned out that his good friend Lao Mo called to ask him about picking up girls last night. He dragged his confused brain and flashed a series of pictures, all of which showed him playing with different women in nightclubs, but none of them he liked. As a result, he came back alone. Lao Mo said that there would be a party tonight, and he must attend. In the middle of the night, Lao Ye and Lao Mo continued to have sex in nightclubs. After a funny adventure, neither of them succeeded, and Lao Ye complained bitterly. Lao Mo was dragged back by his girlfriend Ling Ting, leaving a lonely old trailer ... ● 《 Desperate Mobile Phone 》 Release Time: May 19 Director: Greg Marcks Starring: Shane West, edward burns and Ving Rhames Max are all electronic equipment engineers, and once they got a mobile phone by accident while working in Bangkok. Subsequently, every mysterious message received by this mobile phone from unknown sources brought him an extraordinary experience. According to the instructions of the mobile phone, Max was lucky to avoid an air crash. He also won a huge bonus in the casino in Prague through the tips of his mobile phone. Curiosity and desire began to dominate Max to leave his normal work life and trust his new mobile phone. At the same time, casino security personnel and even FBI agents also investigated him. Under great pressure, Max decided to cooperate with the FBI investigation. In fact, the mysterious information in Max's mobile phone has been sent to different people in many different ways, which has greatly changed the lives of the recipients. Those recipients seem to have no internal connection, ranging from ordinary shop assistants to government officials. The only similarity is that they all got rich quickly and died soon. The source of information eventually points to the inside of the military. An extremely complex computer system called "trapezoidal array" seems to have independent intelligence ... ● Shrek 4 North America release time: May 2 1. Director: mike mitchell Dubbing: Mike Myers, cameron diaz, Eddie Murphy Watch: The prince and princess live happily ever after ... a perfect ending in a fairy tale. Shrek 4, as the last film in the series, has a general reputation, and many North American audiences are "tired" of Shrek who has experienced a midlife crisis. ● The release of Prince of Persia: On May 28th, it tells the story that Prince Dastain of Persia got a treasure that can travel through time and space, but was framed by an evil minister and forced to flee the world. In order to save the Persian kingdom and its people, the prince joined hands with the mysterious Princess tamina and embarked on a dangerous adventure. The film is directed by mike newell, who has directed the famous Four Weddings and a Funeral, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Love in Cholera Period and so on. Jack Ji Runhall, the hero, spent six months shaping, and this liberal arts student became a Persian warrior with six abdominal muscles in the film. ● Robin Hood Release Time: June 1 1 Director: ridley scott Starring: Russell crockett Blanchett Aspect: The film focuses on Robin Hood's life experience before he became a legend and a legend, and tells how he changed from a fugitive to a national hero, so this film is about Robin Hood's prequel. However, the biggest attraction of the film is that the main creators of Gladiator have joined forces again. ● You deserve to be single: June 13 Director: Starring: He Love Story: It tells the story of three pairs of contemporary urban youths, Feng Xiao and Li Ying, Li Zheng and Fei Er, Yingzi and ex-boyfriend. After many storms, all shall be well. Aspect: It is said that this is a science and education film that teaches men the skills of catching women, a textbook that teaches women to see through men, a "love guide" that wins in the present, and a "true love book" for singles to get out of trouble. You should know eighteen martial arts in love, but be clever in thirty-six plans. This is the love guide that You Worth Being Single will bring to urban men and women. If you don't learn, you can only sigh: "You deserve to be single". ● Release time: "Swing de Engagement": June 13 Director: Xiao Starring: Story: Shunjia, a fashion magazine editor with a strong sense of dependence, fell into self-confusion because her fiance Juyuan and her marriage broke down. As the wedding day approached, she temporarily robbed Jun Hao, a friend who lives in the Chrysanthemum Garden at home. Aspect: The main selling point of this movie is Sebrina's grimace and practical jokes. Even if he shakes his hands hard, it makes people feel fresh, natural and lovely. Before the film was released, the director Yan Po was suddenly laid off, which made the film become a topic with the escalation of the incident. At the same time, the two leading men in the film, zhuyuchen and Guo Xiaodong, have also been greatly subverted. ● Spy Storm Release Time: June 17 Director: Micael Haverstrom Starring: Gong Li john cusack Chow Yun Fat Story: Before Pearl Harbor, an American fell in love with a local Shanghai woman and discovered an amazing secret related to American go-vern-ment ... Aspect: Layout and design of Spy Storm. Towards the end of the film, love and friendship are a bit abrupt. Many big scenes in the film are designed in London and Shanghai, and the scenes are always generous. In the film, Chow Yun Fat regained the elegance of Shanghai Beach and Xu Wenqiang. Although there are not many scenes, it is like "soy sauce". Every scene of Gong Li is bound to change into a cheongsam, and her figure is still awesome. ● Zhiming and Chunjiao Release Time: June 18 Director: Peng Haoxiang Starring: Miriam Yeung, Shawn Yue, Zhang Daming Story: Since go-vern-ment in Hong Kong implemented a total indoor smoking ban, every smoker was kicked out of the office and smoked in the back alley of the building in the business district. These back alleys became the meeting place for them during office hours, and the love between Zhiming and Chunjiao grew slowly in such dirty and narrow back alleys. What to watch: Peng Haoxiang claimed that Zhi Ming and Chun Jiao was the purest work since he made the film, but the film was classified as a "third-class film" by the censors of Radio Television Hong Kong because of its foul language. The film was well received at the Hong Kong Film Festival, and Wen Juan, the former chairman of the Academy Awards, said that "Peng Haoxiang's personal talents can be brought into full play". ● Ocean Paradise Release Time: June 18 Director: Xue Starring: Jet Li Story: The film focuses on an ordinary autistic family, with Jet Li as the father and Dafu, a 22-year-old autistic son. When Wang Xincheng learned that he was terminally ill and had only a few months to live, how to arrange his son became his greatest wish ... Aspect: Jet Li's nephew, a movie star, was once autistic, and Jet Li made great efforts to get him out of the shadows. Director Xue worked as a volunteer in 14 and created such a touching script. In this film, fatherly love, the most selfless emotion of human beings, is restrained and carefully interpreted. Jet Li taught his son to tell money, take a bus, and even pretend to be chinemys reevesii, to convince his son who loves swimming that even if he is gone, his father will always accompany him. Ocean Paradise is considered to be another sensational masterpiece after Mom loves me again. ● The decisive battle of Masha Town was released on June 22nd. Director: Starring: Sun, Lin Chi-ling Plot: The story took place in Masha Town, a legendary northwest town lost in Chinese territory. A group of well-equipped international thieves came here for a little-known treasure and fought a bloody battle with the "treasure hunt team" led by Sun in the desert. Aspect: This film is a bit like the "Crazy Stone" of that year, taking an interlocking routine. The biggest breakthrough of the film is that Sun plays a simple and honest village head, and Lin Chi-ling, a beautiful woman, will definitely make you unrecognizable after watching the film. In this film, she plays a village girl with rough skin and yellow teeth. ● Kung Fu Dream Release Time: June 22nd Director: harald zwart Starring: jaden smith Jackie Chan Story: The American child played by jaden smith meets Jackie Chan's eccentric Kung Fu master in Beijing, thus starting a legendary mentoring journey and learning the connotation of China Kung Fu. Aspect: During the film's release in the United States, the box office was $56 million, $30 million more than the latter. It seems that the plot of this kung fu feature film is so interesting that it surpasses the summer movie with pure fighting stimulation. Kung Fu Dream was highly praised by the audience when it was released in the United States on June+10 in 5438, and the favorable rate of 97% was second only to will smith's rival in love. Jackie Chan has changed the image of excessive frolicking in films such as forbidden kingdom in recent years, and has become the life mentor of the protagonist. Summer students have a holiday, so relaxed works are very suitable for occasions. Looking for jackie chan, which just played the concept card in that year, also made a super-high box office ● Driverless release time: July 2 Director: Starring: Liu Story: A family whose husband cheated, a husband whose family was ruined and desperately needed to make money, and a post-80 s taxi driver who was addicted to beautiful women, because a car accident formed an interrelated story. Aspect: This is the theme of JASON ZHANG's involvement in urban love again after many years. The heroine Li became a topic because her boyfriend was cut. In the film, she plays a wife who faces an unfaithful husband. Wang challenged the role of Sargam for the first time, playing the role of "unmarried mother", Gao Yuanyuan as a third party, Liu Ye as an indecisive husband, and many young actors in the mainland made breakthroughs. ● Journey to the West Release Time: July 2nd Director: Zhong Shaoxiong Starring: Crystal, Sun Xing, Nana, Xu zhēng Plot: The film tells an absurd story of The Journey to the West with some funny elements in Wulin legends. Aspect: Wukong in A Chinese Odyssey once defeated many teenagers in Cow with a beautiful fart, and this scene was staged again in Xi Travels, starring Xu zhēng, Nana and He Jiong. Xu zhēng, He Jiong and others actually used the "human cannon", that is, the smelly fart played by Haitao, to successfully repel the terrible Warcraft. There are also many jokes about "shit" and "saliva" in the film, which are very heavy. ● Release time: "The Gun King": July 2 Director: Dong Chengyi Starring:, Daniel Wu, Li Bingbing Story: GuanYouBo (Louis Koo), a fund manager in Hong Kong, won the championship in the actual shooting competition and met the runner-up and police officer Zhuang Weizi (Daniel Wu). GuanYouBo happened to be robbed. He shot and killed four robbers in a row and became a hero in the eyes of the citizens. In fact, Guan is the mastermind of this matter. Zhuang had doubts about Guan according to the clues. What to watch: It seems that there will be one or two pure Hong Kong gangster movies every summer. Director Dong Chengyi thinks that the biggest attraction of this film is two handsome guys, and Louis Koo's "Gun King" also has the identity of a fund manager, changing the funny image in previous comedies. Daniel Wu, as a policeman, appeared in another most beautiful police uniform more than ten years after his debut as Bisognin. Dong Chengyi himself did not praise the film. He said, "If I were a woman, I would definitely fall in love with two leading men." ● Release time of "Out of Water Lotus": July 6th Director: Liu Zhenwei Starring: Tian Liang Gillian Feng Delun Eva Huang Story: Gillian was injured by her rival in love. In order to get revenge, she made up her mind to learn to swim, so she invited Fang Lishen as a coach. At first, they were enemies, but later they developed into lovers, but Eva Huang intervened. Aspect: Gillian became the queen of swimming, but Tian Liang became the goddess of mercy on the water. After Liu Zhenwei tried the water through Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg and Yue Guangbao's box, he brought you a shocking story and a shocking combination. Liu Zhenwei said that this film is mainly about "girls' fantastic fantasies". He also smiled and said, "Movies will attract young people below 18, and those above 18 will not be watched. "He said he wanted the audience to look at it with a young heart. ● The release of "Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang 2": July 9 Director: Starring: Huang Jingchu Richie Jen Story: Tang Bohu was very studious since he was a child, and was later sent to Qingfeng Temple by his mother. Three friends, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhiming and zhou wenbin, took Tang Bohu to the beautiful place in the back hill through a secret passage and met Qian Qian. Aspect: Huang Xiaoming jumps his ass, grimaces, bites his shoes and is beaten in the film; Zhang Jingchu had a hard time flying around with Viya. These two Tang Bohu and Chou-heung who are beyond everyone's impression are really beyond people's horizons. At the same time, Huang Xiaoming redefined the romance of Tang Bohu: "First, his talent made him romantic, and second, his so-called eight wives made him feel romantic in history." ● The release date of Tangshan Earthquake: July 22nd, directed by Xiaogang Feng and starring Zhang Jingchu, Jerry Lee and Xu Fan. Story: 1976 Tangshan earthquake, a mother can only choose to save one of her brothers and sisters. In the end, her mother chose to save her brother, but her sister miraculously survived and was adopted by the People's Liberation Army. Thirty-two years later, her family met unexpectedly, and the cracks in her heart were waiting for them to mend. People have evoked painful memories again! Aspect: Xiaogang Feng said that the emotional power of this film can really reach the hearts of the audience, making people reflect on the emotional collision and life-and-death test between people before the disaster. "Mom" Xu Fan saw the little girl wake up from the ruins in the rain in the trailer, surrounded by a scene of casualties and crying being taken away, and couldn't help crying. It is said that in the process of watching movies, some practitioners who boast high tears can hardly restrain their tears. "After several disasters, China audiences urgently need an outlet to vent their emotions, and Tangshan Earthquake undoubtedly provides them with such a space. ● "City Alert" Release Time: August 6th Director: Chen Musheng Starring: Aaron Kwok, Jason Wu, Shu Qi Story: Aaron Kwok's vaudeville clown and Zou Zhaolong and other members of the group mistakenly entered the Malaysian mountains, and as a result, they accidentally inhaled the biochemical gas left by the Japanese army during World War II, thus the musculoskeletal system began to change, and there was a brutal phenomenon similar to that of a werewolf. And Aaron Kwok is the one who inhaled the least, so only he didn't mutate, so he became the target pursued by his companions and go-vern-ment ... Aspect: Baby Project Director Chen Musheng's new film "City Alert" is the first time to shoot a mutant movie in China. Everyone is worried about whether the "mutants" in China's movies will be covered with mucus like Hollywood. In addition, Jing Wong's future politics made the audience lose interest in China's sci-fi movies, but Chen Musheng said that people should not worry about the quality of the movies. From the lens, Aaron Kwok's variant is not as exaggerated as Zou Zhaolong's villain "Mutant Demon", but more lovely. The makeup artist wrapped his whole head and put on thick rubber clothes, which made him look chubby and funny. ● Informant release time: August 26th Director: Lin Chaoxian Starring: Nicholas Tse, Nick Cheung, Kwai Lun Mei, Lu Yi Nursery Story: Informant tells the story of pol.ice (Nick Cheung) and Informant (Nicholas Tse). The so-called informant is different from undercover. He is looking for someone to help the police deal with a group of bad guys. For example, although pol.ice and the informant will cooperate, sometimes there will be contradictions. The police need to sacrifice an informant to solve the case. They trust each other and doubt each other. Can these people become friends? This play is about the story of betrayal. Aspect: "Informant" was once again created by the original crew of "Witness", not only the action scene was greatly upgraded, but also the plot made a 180 degree turn. Nicholas Tse will change from pol.ice to the skinhead gangster, while Nick Cheung, the golden horse winner, will change from cold-blooded killer to the upright pol.ice, while Miao Miao, who plays the role of "vegetable" in Witness, will still play the role of husband and wife with Nick Cheung, while Lu Yi, the gangster who is alert and sharp, is the boss of Nicholas Tse. ● "Fine Dance Gate 2" Director: Bowie Liu Starring: Chen Bailin, Zhou Qiqi and Prince Bangbangtang Aspect: It tells a series of stories of love, hate, separation and aggregation in the Anke Dance Company led by Lotte, and "Parkour" and "Fighting Dance" are the biggest highlights of the film. ● Cornerstone Director: Christopher Nolan Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ken Watanabe, Alain Page Plot: Judging from the trailer released so far, in the world described by Cornerstone, human beings have discovered a means to enter other people's dreams. Leonardo DiCaprio plays the role of CEO of a company, but in a way he is also a criminal, because he gains money by sneaking into other people's dreams and stealing information. But is this true? Others tried to enter his dreams. What to watch: Nolan, a talented director, once directed The Dark Knight of Batman. The story of this film is a question that the director has been pondering repeatedly since 16 years old. "I finished the first draft of the script seven or eight years ago, but later the progress of the story was much farther than I expected, and it touched on the relationship between the real dream and the half-awake state. It has action elements, but it is far more complicated than action movies. Because it involves dreams, I often shoot on the beach or under the sea, which is beyond the fantasy that people have seen before. "Judging from the posters and plots currently exposed, fans are really confused and expect Nolan to bring surprises. Toy Story 3 highlights: Pixar only revolves around the experience of a group of discarded toys, reminding the audience in front of the screen of their own experiences. Will you remember your old toys when you go home? ● "Knight and the Sun" Director: James Mangold Starring: Tom Cruise cameron diaz Aspect: Tom Cruise once again returns to the "Mission Impossible" route, playing an all-round charm agent, while "Silly Big Sister" Diaz plays an older innocent young woman who is confused about right and wrong. It is reported that many stunts in the film were done by Tom Cruise himself, so consider it an action version of Cao Fang Sky. ● "Dragon Commando" Director: joe carnahan Starring: bradley cooper Aspect: This film is adapted from the TV series of the same name in the 1980s and tells the story of four Vietnamese soldiers who were accused of disobeying military orders and were unfairly tried by military courts. Unwilling, they escaped from prison and hid in Los Angeles. Since then, they have become mercenaries, and of course they have the responsibility to help the chivalrous. ● IP Man Prequel Director: Qiu Litao Starring: Du Yuhang, Fan Shaohuang, Crystal, Sammo Hung Aspect: IP Man has a series about Donnie Yen beating foreigners. The biggest highlight of this prequel is to let the cotyledon of IP Man play IP Man's master himself. According to Ye Zhun, Donnie Yen's Wing Chun is not standard, and this is the last time he authorized to shoot Ip Man.
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