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Author: Liu Wei

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Update time 2010-5-114:10: 39 words: 3409.

My girlfriend is very gentle, always obedient to me, always taking care of me, but I can always find out my dissatisfaction and quarrel with her in life. At the end of every time, she always bows her head and apologizes first, which makes me used to the contradiction being her fault. If you are slightly dissatisfied, you will put on airs.

She is very diligent. I never thought about eating, wearing and washing these things. She always takes care of me. When I am addicted to playing online games, she always sits and watches silently. When I stare at the screen and feel a little thirsty, there is always a cup of hot milk in front of me, but I don't cherish it. I don't know regret until I lose it ... I think it's a matter of course. Just leave it there after drinking. She will always wash it anyway. Sometimes I let her play, and she will be very happy and clumsy, and then call her stupid or let me play. She just likes to watch me play. In fact, I know that she is not interested in games at all. She just wants to be with me.

Her only hobby is shopping, and I am a lazy person and a rotten person who is addicted to games and doesn't want to leave the computer for half a step. I promised to go shopping with her a long time ago. After many days' delay, I managed to accompany her to the streets. She dragged me in and out of the store. When I am in a good mood, I always think of my own games, so I often make excuses to say that I am tired and want to go back to rest. She always promised silently and then accompanied me back. I can see the dim and disappointed look in her eyes.

She always said that she was sensitive to the smell of roses, but I knew she was giving me an excuse to comfort me that I never bought her flowers. Because I always say that buying flowers is shameful, I can't stand people looking at me with warm eyes to buy flowers. while ..