Help me find a bad joke! !

Wife: "Dear, I had a sweet dream last night. I dreamed that you promised to give me 200 yuan to buy clothes

clothes. My dear, you will fulfill my sweet dream. Right?"

Husband: "Of course. What a coincidence, I dreamed that I gave you 200 yuan last night.

The husband said to his wife angrily: "I don't know. Some little guy stole the money from my wallet.

The wife disapproved and said: "How can you doubt your children? Maybe it is not them who take the money, but me!" ”

“It’s definitely not you, because the wallet has not been completely emptied. "

Travel expenses

A newlywed couple was quarreling. Later, the wife couldn't bear it anymore and started crying.

"I want to brag to you, I'm going to pack my things, get out of here, and go to my mother's place. ”

“Very well, my dear, the fare is here.” "Her doctor said.

She took the money and counted it, and then she said: "It's my travel expenses back. ”

The result of the quarrel

The couple quarreled. When the husband came home from work, he found that his wife was not at home. He only left a note on the table

, it reads:

"Lunch is on page 215 of "Cooking Encyclopedia"; dinner is on page 317." ”

I’m sorry

The husband didn’t come home all night again, and the wife couldn’t tolerate it anymore. Early in the morning, the husband opened the door

and came in. The wife used a stick behind the door to The wooden stick that had been prepared knocked him unconscious. When he woke up an hour later, his wife apologized to him and said: "My dear, I'm sorry, I forgot that you worked the night shift." ”

Coincidence

It’s Christmas. A newlywed couple doesn’t understand the complicated holiday rituals at all, so the husband asks his wife to visit the neighbor’s blacksmith How is the house made? The wife approached the window and saw the blacksmith

beating his wife with a coal shovel! When the wife came home, the husband asked her what she saw and she was dead

She didn't tell her. In the end, her husband got so angry that he picked up a coal shovel and hit her. She cried, "Since you know everything, why do you want me to see it?" ”