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Who knows the joke "Iron Rooster" and send it to me?

It is said that once upon a time there was a very small person, nicknamed Iron Rooster. One day he heard that there was a person in a neighboring town who was even more small than him. He was nicknamed Porcelain Phoenix. He was very unconvinced when he heard this. , decided to go and meet him for a while. The next day, when I was getting ready to leave, I suddenly remembered that I couldn’t go empty-handed when I went to someone else’s house for the first time. After thinking about it, I took a piece of paper, spread it out and drew a fish on it with a pen. After arriving at Ci Fenghuang's house, she realized that Ci Fenghuang was not at home. Just as he was preparing to go back, he suddenly thought: What about his wife? So he decided to test it out and said: "Brother and sister, I didn't bring anything with me when I came here for the first time. There is a fish here for you. I can't take it out. I hope it's not too little. "Porcelain Phoenix's wife knew the famous Iron Rooster was here and said, "Where are you, brother, have you eaten?" Iron Rooster thought, I can still let me eat if I get a fish drawn on paper. , Ci Fenghuang was just like that, and said: "No." Ci Fenghuang's wife took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the table and said: "There is nothing to eat at home, so if there is a sesame seed cake here, just make do with it." Iron Rooster took a look and saw that she was indeed the wife of Porcelain Phoenix. Thinking about it, Porcelain Phoenix must be even more powerful. Just left. After Ci Fenghuang came home in the evening, he saw a fish drawn on paper on the table and asked his wife if anyone had been here today. His wife truthfully told the story about the iron rooster's visit. Ci Fenghuang was very nervous and asked his wife if she had given him anything. Things, lest I suffer a loss and let the iron rooster take advantage. His wife said: "No, I drew a sesame seed cake on the table for him to eat." Ci Fenghuang ran over to take a look and yelled at his wife: "You prodigal woman, how can he eat so much by himself?" More, half of it is enough