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one

Mom is a woman from Hotan. I have never been to Hotan. I was born in Chang 'an, an ancient city with fireworks flying and lotus leaves flying.

My father is an ordinary businessman. He opened a small shop in the north of the city, and several boys were engaged in jade and porcelain business. He goes to Dunhuang once every half month, just doing some small business.

Mother likes the lotus pond in the north of the city best. She fell in love with them when she first came to Chang 'an, so she named me Xiang Lian. My name is not important, as long as she likes it. Everyone in Chang 'an knows that I am Yifeng's future wife, and I have been booked since I was a child. Yifeng is the son of the best escort in Chang 'an, so my life has been very quiet, like a quiet lotus pond.

When I was very young, I had a wish that my mother would get better soon. When I saw my mother was cold and covered with ten quilts, there was still no temperature. The pallor made me want to cry with fear. Every night, I dreamed that my mother left me, returned to Hotan and disappeared in that misty dream.

According to my father, my mother is in the ice, a cursed ice. Every winter, when the cold invades, the ice is broken. My father and I don't go anywhere. We stand in front of her and let our hearts cool together.

I think I understood it earlier than other children because of illness.

Yifeng promised to take me to Hotan when he was 8 years old, when I was 5 years old.

However, until after twelve winters, he still didn't go to Hotan, let alone take me. It's not that he doesn't want to He is just a little playful, doing nothing all day, visiting brothels, drinking and fighting ... it doesn't matter to me. If you really want to marry such a person, it is just destiny takes a hand, so I didn't object until his family came to propose.

The date is set for autumn.

In this summer, I want to go to Hotan for no reason. Maybe not. Maybe not.

According to legend, there is a wishing stone there. And I only have one wish, I hope there is a prescription to solve my mother's meth, even if I trade my life for it, I am willing.

Dad goes to Dunhuang to sell goods, and often travels on the road for a few days. Mother said that the desert is full of yellow sand and wild animals, so it is better to be careful in everything. Slow down, don't worry, safety comes first.

I walked for four or five days. My mother and I went to the lotus pond behind the yard at night when there were few people, and listened to her stories, all of which were fairy monsters and so on, which were very attractive stories. Dad spends less time at home in summer, especially this summer. He wants to earn more money as a dowry for his daughter, and the warm jade that mom used last winter should be changed.

One night, someone suddenly knocked at the door, and it was loud. I'm awake. This is the sound of the wind. I got dressed and opened the door.

Four or five men came in carrying a stretcher outside, "located, quick, get out of the way, your father was injured, carried in ..."

I felt a shock in my heart, blocked a wind in my panic and woke him up. "What the hell is going on? How did this happen? "

Mother came out of the back room and hurried to the stretcher. Dad is in a coma. She looked at the wound and asked the person next to her to dry the blood with a towel. She calmly put on some powder and let people carry it into the house.

Mother asked, "Yifeng, where did you meet Xiangyi?"

"I met an uncle in the den mountain area. I heard that Tigress was often there at night, so I went to see it with some friends. I didn't expect to see Uncle Xiang lying on the road covered in blood ... "Wind tunnel. The people next to him are a group of people who usually get along well with him, and they all agree.

"Is there anything on him?" Mom asked again.

"I didn't look for it carefully. When I saw Uncle Xiang hurt like this, I quickly carried him back. "

"Well, it's okay. Maybe I met a tigress or a monster and hurt him. It doesn't matter. It will be all right in a couple of days. Fortunately, you saved him today. Thank you. " Niang polite way.

I'm still scared. Yifeng gave me a worried look and went out with a group of people.

two

A singer named Hongbi came to Chang 'an Happy Square.

It is said that with its amazing dancing and singing skills, the whole Chang 'an City is sensational, and all the nobles and street hooligans are running around the southwest of the city. Sometimes I help my sister Su Ling collect the tears of tree spirits. When she becomes a weapon, let me sell it in Chang 'an. I usually set up a stall in the center of Chang 'an. With the arrival of Hongbo, the crowd moved to the southwest, and I also put my stall in the southwest, so there were naturally more people and things to sell.

Sister Su Ling has few friends. She lives alone. When she is free, she collects some tears of tree spirits to forge weapons. She said that if she got the best, she would defend me. I asked her what was the best weapon. She said that a tearful heart is the best weapon. I asked her what kind of weapon a tearful heart was. She told me it was a bow, a cursed bow. As soon as I heard there was a curse, I was afraid and silent.

Dad's injury is getting better, and mom's eyebrows are gradually expanding. The guys in the store said that there was not much stock in the store, and they couldn't maintain their business if they didn't purchase goods within half a month.

Tianyi Escort Agency is the largest escort agency in Chang 'an. One escort is my uncle, and he will be called dad in the future. He is Yifeng's father. He traveled to Hotan for two months and didn't come back. Sometimes he will write back and ask Yifeng to take care of the escort agency. Yifeng is naturally busy with the freshest and most lively thing in Chang 'an, throwing everything to the housekeeper and living happily.

I like an uncle. He is generous and humorous. He taught me all the martial arts. Although he only taught me a few simple tricks for girls to defend themselves, he didn't know that I had learned more than that. I miss him a little when he is away, especially at this time. I want to go to Dunhuang to buy goods and ask him to take me there. He hasn't come back yet.

At that moment, Sister Su Ling told me with a smile that the curse of tearful heart is a kind of inflamed fire. As long as you are shot by it, you will suffer from it all your life.

She went on to say that she didn't want to forge this artifact, but there was another magic weapon that had the same function ... She stopped and looked at me before she finished.

Because I rejected the artifact-the heart of tears. I interrupted her: "I am an ordinary person and not suitable for taking such extraordinary things."

She told me word for word: "Your mother was shot by an arrow from the heavenly heart. There was a curse in the heavenly heart and he was shot. If she doesn't die, she will suffer from ice all her life ... "

Time stopped for a second, and all kinds of anger surged up. I asked her, "Did you forge Tianxin, too? Why do you always have to extract all kinds of harmful things? Why hurt my mother ... "

She shook her head and said slowly, "Tianxin was refined by my master, and I betrayed my master for this." I come from Hotan, and my master was the strongest Buddhist in Hotan history, but now he is dead ... "

I don't know why, the word "Hotan" makes me feel so kind. I believed her. She grabbed my hand and wiped it gently with the tip of her bow. Blood beads oozed, drop by drop, and the bow suddenly became hot. I felt terrible all over, but in an instant, my bow turned red, like a ripe pomegranate. It became my favorite color, and I couldn't help touching it.

Sister Su Ling also said that the curse exists with the magic weapon. If the magic weapon is destroyed, the curse will cease to exist.

Suddenly, I was full of hope.

There was a rainstorm at the end of July, and sewage overflowed everywhere. Chang 'an is not much worse. Mother has used warm jade that is only used in winter. It's been warm for a long time, and there is no temperature. It's time to change.

The Chamber of Commerce is scheduled to organize a large-scale commercial transportation in early August. All merchants will go to Dunhuang to collect goods, contact more than 100 merchants, and invite four or five escort agencies. The whole caravan will be about 300 people. The main reason for this situation is that the world is getting worse and worse, and small businesses are afraid to go out alone, either because of monsters or thieves. Therefore, the business association organized this business trip.

I met someone I shouldn't have met in the lotus pond. She stood there with beautiful eyebrows and almond eyes, elegant, elegant blue shirt and sapphire eyes. It's a pity that she stood in the wrong place. This is Lianchi, and no one here is more beautiful than me. My pink is the same as that of the lotus pond.

She said timidly to me, "Miss Xiaolian, er, I came to see you on purpose."

"See what I do?"

"I am Hong Bi." She's a little bold.

"Oh."

"Let me ask, can you accept me as your sister?" Her head was so low that she could hardly see.

"Oh?"

"He dare not come in person. He is afraid of being scolded by the girl. " She added.

"Oh."

"Miss Lillian, do you agree?" She was brave when she said the last sentence. When her eyes met mine, I could hear her heartbeat half a lotus pond away.

"Let it be. He can do whatever he wants. " I said very indifferently.

Ruby trotted over with joy, trying to get close to me. I dodged. "Nothing else, I went home for dinner."

There is a lotus quietly falling, which may be metamorphosed and seems to be maturing.

At night, there are no stars over Chang 'an, only rows of street lamps, orange, which light up one by one at the time of curtain color, and the streets and alleys of Wang Fu are filled with a faint yellow.

Dad's injury is much better, he can stand up and walk, and occasionally he can come out for a walk on a fine night, so let me go out with him.

Since I have tears in my heart, I always feel that I don't have much time to get along with them. I'm afraid I can't repay their kindness. I just want to be nice to them, including me. Yifeng has been doing strange things to get my attention since he was a child, but I just don't care. Whatever he does, I don't care. Now that he likes the singer, I promised him as a compensation. ...

I'm thinking that it's better to make proper arrangements for the first trip at this age. Of course, I will ask my father's permission.

"Dad, I want to take part in the activities of the Chamber of Commerce. When my daughter grows up, she should be able to do something. " I am serious.

Dad looked at the street lamp and sighed, "Do you think you can do it yourself?"

"Yes, there are so many people. If I can't do anything, don't I care? Besides, I learned martial arts from an uncle, which is enough for self-defense. " I said.

He paused, then smiled and said, "It's ok to go out and see the world, so let Yifeng accompany you, so we can rest assured." Well, I'm getting more and more useless. I can't even deal with a tiger. "

"No, that's a tiger girl. Who can beat the average person? When the wind blows, you don't have to do it. The escort agency needs someone to take care of it! People from the Chamber of Commerce will take care of me. I dress up as a man and wear a mask, so I shouldn't get in the way. Dad, let me go. When my daughter grows up, she always wants to go out and see the world ... "I began to cheat.

Dad was pestered by me and finally agreed.

three

The caravan was vast and endless, and the front caravan leader observed the sky and terrain and ordered him to camp on the spot and prepare for the night.

Brother Zhang put away the commercial flag and put it on the carriage. Xiao Zhang quickly led the horse aside to feed the grass. This time, he only brought his brother Zhang and Zhang out and told them to call me the new shopkeeper. Outsiders think I am the new housekeeper of Ji Xiang. Seeing that I am young, I must have no experience and I don't care much. Just said a few kind words to me, and I didn't care much.

Zhang and Zhang have been out with their father several times and are familiar with the terrain. Before going out, my father specifically told them to take good care of me and not to make any mistakes.

After a day's journey, I looked down and smelled it. The smell was unbearable. I'm relieved to find a place with water to take a bath.

"Big Zhang, where is the front?"

Zhang Hui: "It's a ferry, son."

"What ferry?"

"Xidukou, son."

"There is water or something. I used to dress up and be covered in dust. "

Big Seimi Zhang was surprised and waved and said, "No, no ... Stop it, son ... It's the Yellow River Ferry, which used to be a desert, and it's the nearest water source to the desert. People, beasts, and demons will often haunt here, especially a Yellow River demon, which is extremely fierce and harms countless people ... Besides, it is night, and it is absolutely not allowed ... "

I promised, "Well, safety first, then I won't go." I went to other business friends in front to talk about the best-selling items. You two take care of things and have a rest. "

Take the bordeaux horse, ride slowly and walk to the front of the caravan.

As soon as I got out of their sight, I raised my whip. The mare was frightened and ran forward like an arrow, and disappeared into the night in a blink of an eye.

four

This is a bamboo forest.

Bamboo waves burst, cool breeze blows gently, and the sky is full of stars, soft and dazzling. I heard the sound of water, and the sound of the wind beating the waves on the river. My heart has been cold and I am in a surprisingly good mood.

Suddenly, the horse was frightened and raised its hoof.

Next to a black shadow, I can only see the shadow, the shadow of a person with four feet and horns on his head, so I can't see it clearly. It seems to be holding a big iron fork. The shadow of the fork is thin and long, extending to the depths of the bamboo forest, and it quietly approaches me.

I lost my voice and cried, "What monster?"

The shadow stood motionless, with an old voice, like coming from the ground. "Many people call me Yellow River Demon."

After a few seconds of stalemate, the "tearful heart" was in my hand, and I was reluctant to send it, but I didn't shoot an arrow after all. I am still riding a horse. The Yellow River Demon is still standing there, as if waiting for something. I'm waiting for it to hurt me first? Or wait for me to hurt him first?

silent ...

It said, "You don't seem afraid of monsters? But why not attack? "

"Why attack? I don't discriminate against creatures. " I am calm.

It lowered its head and seemed to be thinking, thinking for a long time. It retreated quietly, and the voice came from nowhere: that battle … many people killed each other and died, only one man and one woman was alive …

Like an old man hanging himself from his grave, he talked to himself and his voice faded away. Loneliness, I think. The loneliness of monsters.

five

Through the bamboo forest, the starry night is clearer, the wind is light in August night, and the insects are silent.

Pasturing a horse on the grass, the horse is actually looking for the smell of grass in the dark, but across the river, the yellow sand is all over the sky on the other side, and the grass is lush on this side.

Splash a splash in my face. This is calm and thorough. The night sky and dark places are so vast that I put my clothes and tears on the shore. ...

Sister Su Ling said that a real soldier should have no hatred in his heart, only weapons. She told me not to be three steps away from my tears at any time.

I forgot.

There was a sound of water running in the middle of the river, causing waves. Obviously, something seemed to swim over ... At this time, I didn't resist at all. Then I heard my voice tremble: "What ... what monster?" It is impossible to go ashore at this time. Then, Shuihua stopped at once and asked, "Banshee?" It was a man's voice, and I wanted to scream, "Ah, pervert! ! You don't go near ... "

The other party was heartless and changed a word: "woman?" I clearly saw him put down the bow he put in his hand. He said: "It is far more strange to meet a woman taking a bath here than to meet a group of monsters taking a bath."

I want to kill someone. For the first time in my life, I have the urge to kill, but I can only think about it. I gnashed my teeth and said, "I'm going to kill you."

He smiled and said, "There is no need to be so fierce. According to local customs, it's amazing that I married you. Unfortunately, I will get married and have children at a young age. "

I was almost furious: "You pervert, go to hell!" "I shot at him with internal force and fire. Unfortunately, my unarmed skills are very low. In the water, I just stirred a wave.

He was unscathed and commented, "Well, he's in good shape."

I sank to the bottom of the water and stopped breathing. I wanted to die.

At least, he left. Before he left, he said, "Whoever wants to marry me will come with me. I missed my chance. I won't admit it next time. "

I swear, I won't kill him in my life, Xiang Lian-I have lived in vain.

six

The president said the ferry is just ahead, so be careful.

This time, the government was accompanied by the top ten sons ordered by the Chang 'an government, all-rounders in civil and military fields. In addition, he is also known as the top ten childe because of his charming. In addition, he has a wide range of friends, and he has heard of his reputation from the imperial court to the countryside. Therefore, the business association and the government unanimously elected the top ten sons as official representatives.

Ten childe ordered, all alert. Due to the transition, the terrain of the ferry is not good, and it is easy to be attacked by robbers when going to the other side. Escorters cross the border first, then businessmen pass, and government personnel are behind bring up the rear.

The president and several senior businessmen agreed.

Commercial flags are flying all the way, hunting like the wind, shining golden light in the morning light.

The Chamber of Commerce is jointly established by Chang 'an Merchants Association and the government, with high security. Ordinary thieves are hard to covet. Because it is only held once a year, all the merchants have taken out their savings for many years and accumulated a lot of valuables. Exquisite silk, peerless tea and some priceless treasures are going to be sold to Dunhuang, and then returned to Chang 'an from Dunhuang, and the profits will double. It is no exaggeration to say that this caravan has gathered nearly half the wealth of Chang 'an.

When we arrived at the ferry, everyone arranged the goods properly, and it was nearly noon. The bow of one ship and two ships is the escort ship, and the four ships and five ships of Minlang's elegy are the caravan. Because there are too many people and there are not enough ferries, the top ten childe and other government officials and the president of the chamber of commerce return to take the next step.

Ji Xiang is the fifth ship. Outside the ferry, there are no people, and even the Populus euphratica forest on the shore is silent. The escort guards burst out laughing. Thieves never dare to rob a chamber of commerce. Give them courage, they don't have this amount. Start unloading the goods so that the ship can go back to transport the rest of the people.

Just after the shipment, there was a scream in the Populus euphratica forest, and a group of black men riding horses rushed out.

Businessmen were in a panic, and everyone took care of his belongings. Before the battle began, the convoy lost its footing. An experienced old escort calmed down and shouted, "Where are the heroes? Give me your name! "

The four men in black, led by them, smiled proudly and replied, "Nanheifeng Village, Beifenshui Village, Xicangling Village and Dongqili Village have been waiting for you for a long time. If you are smart, leave your things behind, otherwise ... you will be killed! "

Hearing this, the old escort lost confidence. "This is a chamber of commerce. Do you dare to openly oppose the government? "

"Ha ha, the government? We were informed by the government, otherwise we arrived so thoroughly? " The men in black laughed wildly, gathering more and more, and half surrounded the caravan.

The escort began to resist, but unfortunately there were casualties everywhere, dead or alive. One of the men in black, led by him, downloaded the last disc: "I'll count to ten. Don't blame us for being heartless."

"one!"

"Two!"

"three!"

……

Those who are less courageous abandon things and flee, desperately squeezing into the boat.

Seeing that I didn't respond, Zhang quickly said, "Run, son, and stay in Castle Peak, for fear of running out of firewood ..." Zhang had already left the goods and ran to the boat. I can't just walk away. I can't let Ji Xiang suffer such a big loss for nothing. When I came out this time, I told myself that I could only succeed, not fail. I ride a horse, not backwards, but forwards. When everyone is behind, my progress is undoubtedly the focus of attention.

At the scene, silence was restored.

I looked at the man in black beside me and said word for word, "If you want to rob me, you must die."

No one believes that this sentence comes from me. I'm just a very young businessman, holding a banner of small business. In the sun, my shadow is thin and delicate. The men in black wondered for half a second, and Jill laughed. They thought it was a joke. I pulled out my tears and took an arrow, which was elegant, but it was a weapon, a deadly weapon, and no one laughed anymore. Maybe the next second, I will die under the arrow, or under the gun, or under the sword. Death is so close to me, I silently said, Dad, Mom, if I die, your kindness can only be repaid in the afterlife.

Suddenly, an eagle cried. A big eagle appeared in the blue sky, and its huge shadow was projected on me, spinning low and then spinning low.

The man in black and the escort who had no time to escape were taken aback. Eagle League?

I followed everyone's eyes and didn't know when there were more masked men riding horses in the field.

Headed by men in black piled up a full face of please smile, "welcome eagle au your hand ..."

Masked men always have only four or five people, riding a bloody horse, and the one in the middle riding a snow doll. They immediately hid their faces and couldn't see their faces clearly, but there was a natural king's breath, and they didn't get angry and threatened.

He said: "I am only here to ask the heroes for personal feelings."

The man in black asked, "What's the matter?"

"The dart of the Chang 'an Chamber of Commerce was guaranteed by our Eagle Union. I hope that all heroes will pay tribute! " The masked man said, waved his hand, and the eagle in the sky roared and flew to Populus euphratica. Through the sunlight, the color is extremely dark golden yellow. According to legend, only the eagle alliance leader is qualified to train the dark golden eagle.

The man in black said urgently, "Last night, we talked to the right eagle messenger of your alliance. He said that your eagle alliance has no interest in this chamber of commerce and will not interfere with us ... "

"So, I want personal favor from you now, and I will pay you back twice in the future. Thank you! " The last sentence, thank you, is rich in tone, indicating that it has been decided.

The men in black all looked at me, and I looked at you, both helpless and heartbroken. I gritted my teeth and turned away. After a while, I disappeared without a trace.

I froze in place and didn't know whether I should thank him or not. I know his voice turned to dust, the man I met in the river last night and vowed to kill.

I guess he recognized me, too, because he asked me when he passed me, girl, are you desperate or simple-minded? Why do you always run to dangerous places?

I took a bow and aimed at him.

He killed the rescuer with a smile, as if it didn't make sense.

I lost my mind again.

seven

The caravan returned to normal.

Ten childe's face became unusually dull. The old escort described the situation to him carefully, and described several masked men as immortals and heavenly generals, who saved the caravan in time and gave it to the caravan bodyguards for free.

I asked Zhang, who is it? Zhang Hui, the strongest thief group in the world.

The strongest thief is also the strongest guard. Is that ironic?

The caravan stopped for a while and set off again. Ten childe suspected that the sudden appearance of Eagle Alliance was bound to be fraudulent, and proposed to report back to Chang 'an first.

It is widely rumored in the Jianghu that as long as the Eagle Alliance appears, there will be big business or shocking things about to happen. The word eagle alliance has always been a black-and-white nightmare.

They do things right and wrong in black and white, and only do things that interest them. They are extremely rich, their martial arts are inscrutable and their whereabouts are mysterious. ...

Yao, the left messenger of Eagle League, is a standard killer with a bad temper. Countless times, he died under his "flying leopard serial gun" ... even in many places, the custom is that children don't sleep at night, adults say you don't sleep, and Xiaoyao comes, scaring children to cry. ...

The "soul" of the right envoy of Eagle Alliance is known as a genius with many intrigues and is the top swordsman of the Sword School. Of course, this is not his greatest strength, but his strength lies in planning accurate battle plans and impeccable battles. With his wisdom and skills, he can build a kingdom.

These two men shocked the world, but they absolutely obeyed one person, Tian Mi, the leader of Eagle Alliance.

It is said that no one has seen his true face, and no one in the world dares to challenge him. Even the idea has never occurred to him.

Eagle League's precise organization, huge branches and mysterious whereabouts make people feel unreal, so ordinary people have always regarded them as legends. But now, this legend appears here to protect darts for the Chamber of Commerce! ?

Too many words, only 9999 words are allowed. ...

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