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As a "qualified" low-headed family, what wonderful things have you encountered?

I said before that I almost hit the wall because I looked down at my mobile phone, and then I was laughed at by a big boss for "turning back step by step." At that time, it was just fun for people, and there was no feeling. However, a similar thing happened recently, which made me feel that there should be Lao Tie like me, so I came to play with you.

Let me talk about two recent events: one happened not long ago, when I was about to go to my sister's house to eat and drink. When I swiped my card into the subway, I found that shenzhen tong had no money, so I went to the place where the card was automatically recharged. Because I looked down at my mobile phone, I inserted shenzhen tong into the mouth of the invoice. I didn't react at first, but I still operated normally. Later, I found that my card had been put in, but the interface still prompted me to insert the card. Finally, I knew the truth with a puzzled face. I looked at the hole for a minute and called the staff. Finally, with their help, I got the card with a look of apology (a praise for the subway staff).

Inspirational quotations from Shenzhen Metro the other day.

Another thing happened these two days. At night 10, I finished class, took the subway back, got out of the subway and got on the escalator. I still looked at my mobile phone (I was watching teacher Akiba's Pippi kick today, well, although I knew I couldn't learn after reading it), but it was amazing to really get off the escalator (that is, upside down). Mom, I almost fell down with my head down, which scared me. At that time, in addition to fear, there was embarrassment, and I could only lower my head (pretending to be watching my mobile phone, but actually I collapsed). I can only be a living Lei Feng again to comfort myself.

Now that I think about it, I am really "awesome" and don't want it. My heart is too big. In addition, I also follow the crowd when crossing the road (there should be no police uncle reading the post, right? I am a good citizen. Although I drift with the tide, I have never run through a red light! ), but I still remind those old irons like me that it is dangerous because there is convection when crossing the road.

I remember a few weeks ago, I was "taught a lesson" by my classmates. He said to me: although you bought insurance, your life is still very important. Is it worth dying for that insurance? God, when did I die for insurance? Is it because I used to laugh at him and say: You dare not walk the zebra crossing without insurance? Make him think I'm leaving without insurance? Really, I still cherish my life, okay? The main reason I buy insurance is fear of death, okay? I'm a good citizen, okay? However, through today's dangerous event, I really realized that I can't be a family with a bow. After all, life is very important

Old irons, are you qualified to bow your head? Has there ever been a "living Lei Feng" incident? Tell me about it, will you? I really want to find a like-minded person, and then ......

Then let's go to the "drug rehabilitation center" and give up "kneeling down to poison", shall we?