A happy moment, a short joke

Happy event joke: I asked my brother to tell me the story of the frog prince. He said:? Once upon a time, a prince became a frog, and the princess kissed him three times before changing it back. So the princess kissed the frog twice and thought it was delicious, so she made a fried frog. ? Made a mess of me.

Happy event's short joke 1 twin brothers

There is a pair of twin brothers, who are alike in appearance, appearance and dress.

One day, a neighbor came to visit and saw two brothers together, unable to tell who was older and who was younger. He asked, little fellow, who is your brother and who is your brother?

The younger brother didn't want people to know that he was young, so he quickly said, Brother, don't tell this uncle!

open-minded

Our 5-year-old son is addicted to motorcycles. When he sees them, he can't help shouting: Look! I must have one in the future!

My answer is always: not as long as I live.

One day, my son was talking to his children when a motorcycle passed by me.

He pointed and shouted excitedly, Look! Look! I want to buy one-as long as my father dies!

Piano's teeth

Mom, do you know whose roots are black and whose teeth are white?

I don't know, Naja. Can you talk about it?

Piano.

Mother bug picked it up.

My 4-year-old son came in and proudly showed me a crawling caterpillar in his hand. I shuddered at the sight of the caterpillar, but I casually said something to tease the child: Mark, get it outside quickly. Its mother must be looking for it.

Mark turned and walked out. I thought I had achieved my goal, but Mark came in later with two caterpillars crawling on his hands. He said, I brought mother bug.

Happy event, short joke 2 is claws.

Little darling, tell dad, what's three plus two? The father asked his son.

The tutor standing by quickly reached out five fingers, shook the child and said, look, what is this?

It's claws!

Throw it away.

Five-year-old Johnny found a dead seagull on the beach.

Dad, why doesn't this seagull fly? Johnny asked.

Oh, it's dead. It went to heaven to see God. Father wants to keep the topic as simple as possible.

Then why did God throw it down again? Johnny asked.

Almost misunderstood

Pearl Krabs Jr. is obviously going to the zoo for the first time. When she saw the sign of wet paint hanging beside the leopard cage, she couldn't help crying in surprise. Oh, I thought the spots on the leopard were real!

Kissing is responsible.

A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl, and the girl said to the boy, you will be responsible for me if you kiss me.

The boy patted the girl on the shoulder and said with a smile, don't worry, we are not children of one or two years old.

Happy event short joke 3 boys buy sanitary napkins.

A nine-year-old boy and a four-year-old boy walked into a grocery store. The 9-year-old boy took a pack of sanitary napkins from the shelf and went to the counter to pay the bill.

The waiter asked: Do you want to buy it for your mother? No, son, the boy replied.

Then, be sure to buy it for your sister! Not exactly, said the boy

The waiter was puzzled: who are you going to buy it for, not your mother or your sister?

I want to give it to my 4-year-old brother, the boy said. When I watch TV, I can ride a bike and swim, but neither of my brothers can.

Propose and refuse? Version 5 years ago

Yan Yan and Fang Fang are small partners in the same kindergarten.

Yan Yan: Fangfang, my mother said that I could marry a girl I like in the future. I like you very much. Can you marry me?

Fangfang: I don't think so

Yan Yan: Why ~ ~? Our place is ~ ~ nice.

Fang: Because we are not a family, my mother married my father, my grandmother married my grandfather, and your family is also your mother married your father, and your grandmother married your grandfather!

Yan Yan: Oh! ! I see.

Children and fools tell the truth.

The nature teacher asked: We have learned many facts and examples from nature. For example, because of intuition, an animal doesn't like another animal or hates another animal. For example, dogs don't like cats, foxes chase hens, spiders are enemies of flies, and so on? Who else can give us some examples?

Little Anna raised her hand to answer; Such as students and teachers.

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