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I know your secret.
Standing in the corridor, he looked at the rain outside the window and wanted to call his fiancee Lili. At this time, a strange idea appeared in his mind. He put the mobile phone card he picked up in his mobile phone, and then he sent a short message to Lili: "Baby, I know your secret." This period of time, lily always seems a bit emotional. Marco Lin also wants to play a joke on lily and tease her.
After the short message was sent, Marco Lin had some regrets. It was obvious that he didn't trust Lily to make such a joke. What if Lily finds out? He just wanted to call Lily to explain, when a short message came.
"How can I keep a secret?" Looking at the short message from Lili, Marco Lin suddenly felt dead-shocked, and I don't know how long it took before he gritted his teeth and replied to a short message. He asked Lili to remit 3, yuan to his designated bank account tomorrow. That night, Marco Lin couldn't sleep well, and the next morning, he received a reminder message from the bank: Lili did remit money! Now, Marco Lin must have something from Lily. At noon, Lili came to the hospital to see him, being caring and attentive. Marco Lin's heart was sour.
At this moment, Marco Lin suddenly became short of breath and convulsed all over. Lily was shocked when she saw it, and turned and ran out of the ward. Bum then asked grabbed lily just put aside the phone. Soon, he knew who Lily called after sending the short message last night. It was a name that Marco Lin was familiar with-Zou Zhigang.
Zou Zhigang is a doctor in this hospital, an attending doctor in Marco Lin, and a high school classmate of Lili. Marco Lin flew into a rage, this dog men and women, well done!
at this moment, footsteps came. Marco Lin hurriedly lay down and pretended to be still shaking. Lily and Zou Zhigang came in together. Seeing that Marco Lin was in such pain, Lily was a little unbearable and asked in a low voice, "How could he be like this?" Zou Zhigang sneered for a while and whispered, "Isn't that what you want him to do? When he dies, we can be together! "
At this moment, a nurse came in in a hurry, opened Marco Lin's sleeve and hastily stuck a needle in his arm. Marco Lin black at the moment, I don't know anything.
when Lin fan woke up, it was raining cats and dogs outside the window. Lili's coat is still there, but I don't know where she has gone. Marco Lin quietly came to Zou Zhigang's office, and he listened carefully to the door. Sure enough, Zou Zhigang and Lili's voices came from inside. I can't hear you clearly, but I can occasionally hear Zou Zhigang say "craniotomy ... brain tumor ..." or something. A few days ago, Zou Zhigang did say that Marco Lin had a blood clot in his brain after the car accident and needed a craniotomy. Is this an excuse they had planned long ago, just to send him to the west? Thought of here, Marco Lin completely despair.
it's completely dark, and Lili has already left. Marco Lin sneaked downstairs and picked up a brick. When he reached the corner of the fourth floor, he stopped and suddenly opened the window. A strong wind blew in, accompanied by dense raindrops. Marco Lin returned to the ward, took off his coat and lay in the hospital bed.
I don't know how long it took, but it was still thundering and raining cats and dogs outside the window. Marco Lin reached out and pressed the emergency bell at the head of the bed.
Soon, Zou Zhigang came. He pushed open the door and approached Marco Lin cautiously. Marco Lin lay flat, motionless. When Zou Zhigang bent down to see him, he suddenly pulled out his hand from the quilt, grabbed Zou Zhigang's neck savagely and put a plastic bag on his head quickly. Before Zou Zhigang could react, Marco Lin raised the brick wrapped in clothes and threw it at him with all his strength. Listen to Zou Zhigang stuffy hum 1, just limply fell to the ground.
Marco Lin tightened the plastic bag over Zou Zhigang's head, dragged him to the stairs, then untied the plastic bag and pushed him down. Zou Zhigang rolled down the stairs to the corner. Rain poured in from the window hit Zou Zhigang, and his blood was washed away.
Before dawn the next day, Zou Zhigang's body was found by the night doctor in other consulting rooms. The police intervened in the investigation and found no clues. Zou Zhigang's head was bruised by a brick, just as he accidentally slipped and hit a wall. Finally, the police confirmed that he died by accident.
Soon, Marco Lin was discharged from the hospital. After leaving the hospital, Marco Lin thought twice and finally decided to hold a wedding with Lily as scheduled.
That night, Marco Lin's cell phone suddenly rang. He picked it up and saw a familiar message-I know your secret!
Marco Lin was surprised and almost jumped up from the sofa. Did anyone see him kill Zou Zhigang? Marco Lin shook hands and sent back a message, asking what the other party knew. The other party sent back a message saying that he was invited to the wooden bridge by the moon river.
without much thought, Marco Lin drove straight to the Moon River.
Moon River is a river with a wide water area. The wooden bridge is very old. After the rainstorm, it broke into two pieces intermittently, and it will be demolished soon. At this point, the night was as dark as spilled ink, and there was no one around. Marco Lin stepped onto the cut-off bridge, and his heart kept beating.
Suddenly, a beam of light came and shone on Marco Lin's face. At the other end of the bridge, a man wearing a raincoat and holding a flashlight came slowly towards Marco Lin. Marco Lin squinting, can't see the man's appearance. The man stopped at a distance of five or six meters.
"That was quick!" The man teased.
"Cut the crap, what do you want?" Marco Lin concern in my heart, the other person's voice how so familiar.
"Did you kill Zou Zhigang?" While speaking, the other party moved the beam to one side. Marco Lin finally saw her face.
Marco Lin gasped: "Lili! How are you? "
Lili took off her raincoat hat, looked at Marco Lin and said, "That bank account betrayed you. I went to the bank to check. The account was opened by one of your subordinates."
"What else do you know?" Marco Lin, calm down.
"You killed Zou Zhigang."
Marco Lin sneered: "Lili, you are so stupid. How can you blame me for his death just because I know the scandal between you and Zou Zhigang?"
"There are so many things you don't know. Do you know that?/You know what? The mobile phone card you found belongs to Zou Zhigang's wife, and the woman you met that night is his wife. To be honest, people like Zou Zhigang deserve to die. Also, I tell you, I am just using him, and my purpose is only one, that is, revenge. " Lily reached out and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes. "Five years ago, it was also such a rainy night. You hit a man with a car by the Moon River, and the man was knocked into the river and drowned alive. You know, that man is my father! "
Marco Lin realized that five years ago that night, he drank wine and somehow bumped into someone. After that person fell into the river, he was so scared that he looked around and ran away.
Now, he regrets it even more. He implores, "I didn't mean to, Lili, please forgive me!"
"How can I forgive you? You are waiting to go to jail! " Lili threw this away and turned to run. She ran in the direction where the wooden bridge broke. Marco Lin was in a panic and hurried to catch up with him. Suddenly, he stepped into the air and fell into the rushing river with a splash ...
Two days later, someone found a floating corpse by the Moon River. The police reminded the public not to wade and play because of the continuous rain and rising water level. Lily looked at the TV screen with a sneer at her mouth. She knew that Marco Lin couldn't swim. That night, before Marco Lin's appointment, she deliberately removed two boards from the bridge. After Marco Lin fell into the river, she put the board back as it was. Now, she not only got revenge, but also inherited Marco Lin's property. At this time, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky. Before the thunder rang in the sky, her mobile phone rang. It was a short message: Baby, I know your secret!
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