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Little-known historical allusions, how did you make a draft on your face?
Once, he sentenced a prisoner to exile. At that time, exile was tattooing on the face.
Lv Dong had the words "specially tattooed for a state prison city" tattooed on the prisoner's face.
After the stabbing, one of his assistants said that your honor was wrong. You can't use the word "special" Anyone who uses this word is a temporary will of the court. This prisoner is just an exile, so we can't use this word.
Hearing this, Dong Liu quickly called for the prisoner to be pulled back, crossed out the word "special thorn" and changed it to "quasi-text" to get a tattoo again.
It is estimated that the prisoner's face must be very high, otherwise he might not have so many words tattooed. Lv Dong stabbed the prisoner twice, which was widely circulated at that time and was laughed at.
Later, someone recommended Lv Dong, saying that he was talented and should be promoted.
The man above said, oh, this man. I know. Isn't that the face painter?
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