Send you 18 god reversed sand sculpture and take it away!

Figure▎A clear flow chart

Invasion and deletion.

1

Seven or eight times a night,

I couldn't get up the next day because of the pain.

It almost killed me. I suggest you

Frozen watermelon can't be eaten overnight, and it is easy to have diarrhea.

2

I was woken up several times overnight,

It seems that we need to buy a humidifier.

three

Very nervous,

So nervous,

Do what,

I'm going to meet my parents!

Is aunt gentle?

Is uncle fierce?

I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.

four

I'm in my room, the glory of the king,

My wife cried hungry,

I don't care,

She came up angrily and kicked me in the computer case.

Damn it, five rows! Pit teammates!

In anger, I rushed into the kitchen and picked up a sharp kitchen knife.

Made a bowl of Daoxiao Noodles for her.

five

Boy: I want to pick the stars for you and the moon for you.

Take off the sun for you,

I'll give you whatever you want.

Girl: Show me your mobile phone.

Boy: No way!

six

If I had been willful before,

Bad place,

When you have a bad temper,

Where the mouth is damaged,

More arrogant place,

What you don't like about me,

Just tell me, and I won't change anyway.

seven

As long as they remain my friends,

Let me know if anyone has money,

As long as I'm free,

I can tell you,

How did I live without money, especially recently?

eight

I really convinced some girls on WeChat.

I feel good-looking and take selfies every once in a while.

I'm really speechless,

Send it every day if you want,

I want to see it! Please. ! !

nine

begad

Just now, a super handsome boy came up to me with a big bouquet of roses.

Said something to me in a very magnetic voice,

Please don't squeeze this flower.

10

Wine is a good thing,

Li Bai can write poems when he is drunk, and Song Wu can shoot tigers when he is drunk.

Then what can you do when you are drunk?

"I drank too much and wrote poems with Song Wu, forcing Li Bai to shoot tigers."

1 1

I want to turn around and smile at the male god.

But I didn't expect it to be too cold

Laugh and blow out a nose bubble.

12

Once someone misses it,

Oh, thank God.

13

Dude, what's wrong with you,

Since I was with your girlfriend, you seldom laughed.

14

"What's the worst injury you ever suffered while playing basketball?"

Watch your opponent's girlfriend feed him water.

15

The flashlight is dead,

Can I go to the supermarket to buy batteries?

Still looking for batteries at home?

After all, you have to change clothes to buy batteries.

Looking for batteries may not be able to find them,

After thinking for two hours,

I put two batteries in my flashlight pocket.

16

I am 18 years old this year.

Driving a Ferrari,

There are full houses in Beijing's Third Ring Road and Shanghai.

I don't depend on my parents,

Without friends,

These are all my own efforts to imagine.

17

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

I dreamt about you yesterday,

Really.

The sky is so clear,

The sun is so bright,

The sea is boundless,

You're the blue sea's bystander,

I poke you with a stick,

Hey ~ this little bastard's shell is really hard!

18

A farmer keeps a circle of pigs,

One day I found one missing,

I haven't found it for a long time,

Finally, I found the pig hiding in the corner to read this passage.