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How to persuade your friends not to marry an old man?

If I have a friend like this who is willing to marry an old man, I will say to her:

Sister, you are so good-looking, what if you marry such an old man? It really hurts your face. You can be drowned by the rumors and gossip outside. People must think that you are here for their money. It seems that you two are not coordinated. What if someone thinks you are an old man on the road? Isn’t your daughter a joke to others?

Sister, you are still young and can definitely make great achievements in your career. You have hands, feet and wisdom. You can live well without relying on old men. The ratio of men to women in the world There are originally more men and fewer women. You can definitely choose a better man. Both of them like each other and can work hard together for an ideal life in the future.

Sister, you see, old men don’t take good care of their bodies in order to fight for their careers. The beer belly and the smell of cigarettes are really disgusting. This can’t be better. It will start to go downhill within a few years. With all the problems you have, you will still have to wait for an old man in the hospital. How will you have time to do what you want to do?

Sister, the overall life span of men is shorter than that of women. Old men must be under pressure at work. When they are under pressure, they will age easily and their life span will naturally decrease. Look at him, he is a lot older. , you are still so young, are you so willing to give your beautiful youth and time to such an old man? When one day he is old, and if you have a child, don't you have to take care of the child? , when you have children and you don’t have a stable job, it will definitely not be easy to find another man. But if you don’t have children yet and you are alone in the world, you will definitely have to find another man. .

By then, many men of your age will have already married and have children, and the remaining men will either be poor or difficult to get along with. You definitely won't like it, or you are arrogant. You are not on an equal footing with others, and they don't look down on you. It will definitely be harder than it is for you to find a good man now. Wouldn't that make you even more lonely?

Sister, there are really not many men in the world who can always be relied upon and trusted for life. Only we women have things that men cannot take away. When two people are together, they are equal. Yes, this way you won’t feel tired with us. Only then will the two of you slowly develop true feelings. True feelings will slowly develop into family ties. By then, no one will be able to take away the family ties. Therefore, while you are young, you can have more love now. Improve yourself, add value to yourself, and you will naturally meet the same type of people in the future, and maybe you will meet a better man than this old man. It also looks more matching that way. You will be happier.