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Good prenatal education stories for pregnant women
One day, the fox stole a magnifying glass from the shop. He saw from the magnifying glass that his figure had become tall and fat, so he thought, with such a tall and fat figure, am I still afraid of wolves, tigers and leopards?
To make the mirror work, the fox came up with an idea. Wherever he goes, he just hides behind a magnifying glass, and even tigers and lions will be scared to death.
On this day, the fox is playing by the river. Suddenly, a big tiger came at me. The fox looks at the magnifying glass in his hand, with an easy grace.
The tiger approached and shouted, "Fox! I was looking for you, but you brought it yourself. I tell you, I must eat you today! "
"Eat me? Hee hee, are you kidding? Do you know who I am? " The fox said confidently.
"Is it not a little fox? What air! "
"The fox? Haha, do I know what a fox is like? I'm telling you, I'm a general sent by the Emperor of Heaven. Don't believe me, I will show you that my body is bigger. " Just then, the fox stood in front of him with a magnifying glass and said, "Change!" " "The fox suddenly became bigger. The tiger was startled when he saw it: "How can there be such a big fox in the world? It is strange that it is not a fairy! "I was scared out of my wits and turned around and ran.
The fox was overjoyed when he saw it. I didn't expect a magnifying glass to have such a useful function. He thought to himself, I won't have to worry about what I want to eat in the future.
On this sunny day, the fox put on a magnifying glass and went to the market in the city. On reaching the market, the fox appeared in front of people with a bag of food.
People were very surprised when they saw it. What a bold fox! He broke into the market and robbed! When everyone is hot together, they will hit them with sticks ... foxes can steal chickens and eat rice, but they will only be beaten.
Good-looking prenatal education story of pregnant women 2 two little squirrels
In a big forest, there is a big pine tree. A squirrel father, a squirrel mother and two newborn squirrels live in the tree. Mother squirrel takes good care of her two babies at home. Father Squirrel is hardworking and capable, and his family lives happily.
Two little squirrels grow up day by day. My sister little red dot is clever, and my sister Xiao Huang is hardworking and kind. She is a good sister who helps others. Grandma goat and Uncle Niu praised them when they saw them, saying that they were mother's good children. However, the two sisters just don't get along. They won't let anyone do it. They always think that these things can be done by one person and no one needs to take care of them. They often quarrel over trifles. Every time my mother hears them quarrel again, she cries sadly.
As the days passed, the squirrel's father received a letter, which turned out to be an invitation from his uncle. Shortly after my father left, my mother became ill again. What should I do? The two little squirrels haven't gone out yet, and their mother can't find anything to eat for them. Are they waiting to starve? At this time, the squirrel mother said to them, "Good boy, because of your mother's condition, you can't go out and find food for you." Now you two go out and find something to eat together. " They both looked at me and I looked at you, saying nothing but nodding their heads. Mother said to them again, "You two should be careful. There are many big bad guys in the forest, so be careful. " A sister should take good care of her sister, don't make a fuss, remember what her mother said? ""remember! "little red dot and Xiao Huang took a small basket to pick pinecones in the forest. They didn't talk all the way, just picking fruits by themselves.
I wonder when the two sisters quarreled again. "Hey, it's you, it's you. You stole my fruit because I picked more than you." Xiao Huang said. Little red dot also scolded unconvinced: "You didn't believe me when I said I didn't steal it. So what if I steal it? " ! Xiao Huang listened, more angry, almost didn't fight. What the hell is going on? It turned out that both of them were tired and sleepy after picking a basket full of pinecones and fell asleep under the big tree. When Xiao Huang woke up, he found that the basket beside him was gone. He didn't look for it. He thought it must have been taken by little red dot, so he had the scene just now.
Just as two little white idiots were arguing, a big bad wolf came out. The wolf growled with hunger. When he saw two little squirrels, his mouth watered, and he thought to himself, it's late for dinner now. So the wolf snarled, "Stop it! Why don't you two little villains go to school and come here to quarrel? Wouldn't it be better to let you play in my belly? Hee hee hee hee ... "Two little squirrels hugged each other in fear, because I heard from my mother that the wolf was very bad and often caught chickens, rabbits and lambs ... Last month, the goat's father-in-law's child was eaten by the wolf.
At this time, the wolf ate again: "Which one of you will let me fill my stomach first?" Hahaha! "Dian and little red dot, Xiao Huang looked at me and I looked at you. Little red dot immediately had an idea, jabbering in Xiao Huang's ear. The wolf is angry: "What are you talking about? Speak louder, I can't hear you. " Di Anping calmed down and said to the wolf with a smile, "Dear Mr. Wolf, you can eat us, but I have a small request." The wolf thought, "you can't escape anyway." "! You said, I promise you a request. "Xiao Huang said," when I call my name, a big pie will fall from the sky. It's not too late for you to eat first. " Hearing this, the wolf said, Hey, that's a good idea, too. "All right!" So the wolf raised his neck and waited for the big pie. So Huang Xiaodian quickly climbed a big tree and shouted, "Huang Xiaodian!" " "Listen to a bang, the Wolf let out a cry," ouch! Why is this pie so hard! " "Your pie is coming, pie is coming! "Xiao Huang Point and little red dot hit the Wolf on the head with pine cones one by one." Here, here. "Pine cones were smashed one by one, and the wolf ran away, with its tail between its legs. Canon and little red dot * * * defeated the enemy and jumped for joy. Only then did they know the power of unity and friendship, and they never quarreled again. Mom and dad smiled happily.
Good-looking prenatal education story of pregnant women 3 elephant boat
In the middle of a dense forest, there is a shady meadow, and there is a beautiful mushroom house next to the forest. The moon-like door says "Heaven".
"Play football!" The little monkey ran out with the football, followed by the kitten Mimi, Xiao Huang, the puppy Huahua and the elephant. "Huahua, catch the ball!" Kick the ball to Huahua, "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" Everyone is very noisy. "Don't give it back to me!" Cry loudly and arrogantly. "I told Teacher Panda!" Hui Hui is angry. "I'm not afraid! Dirty ghost! " "Sloppy king!" Everyone followed suit. I cried sadly. ...
After returning home, the elephant sucked up enough water with its long nose and rushed over and over again from beginning to end. His mother praised him again and again after seeing it: "Good boy is really capable! When you go to school, you will learn something! Come on, mom sprayed mud on you ... ""No! Don't! Dirty! " The elephant ran away, no matter what his mother said!
The next day, the elephant set out for school very early. Although it is strong, it walks briskly. It really hopes to get to the park in one step and let everyone have a look at its brand-new image!
"What if I can't cross the river?" The elephant heard the voice of the little monkey coming from the river. "I'm coming!" The elephant rushed over, wrapped the kitten, monkey, chicken and duckling on its back with its long nose, and then swam to the other side of the river. Friends crossed the river like boats ... when they reached the shore, they slipped from their noses to the ground like slides. For several days, animals always go to school and go home by elephant boat. The elephant is clean and helps its companions. Teacher Panda gave it a big red flower!
Five days later, the elephant got sick.
After school, Teacher Panda took Noisy, Mimi, Huang Huang and Huahua to visit.
"Like a mother, what happened to the elephant?" It's strange for the little friends to look at the baby elephant covered in red pimples. "alas! This child is just disobedient! " Sigh like a mother.
"It talks about hygiene and helps us!" Everyone talks about it, but somehow they look like their mother.
"This child refused to spray mud from the beginning of school, and now he is so sick and worried about me!"
"Will you get sick if you don't spray mud?" Teacher Panda is surprised! Little friends are even more confused!
"Yes, although our skin is very thick, there are many wrinkles between our skin. These places are tender and thin. Mosquitoes love to get in and bite, which makes us itchy and painful, and also spreads diseases. You spray mud, mosquitoes can't bite ... "
"So that's it!" Everyone suddenly realized and bowed their heads in shame. A few days later, the elephant returned to the garden. His friend told him to close his eyes and give him a present. When the elephant saw a colorful cloak, he burst into tears with excitement! This is made of wool from a friend! !
There are always elephant boats and elephant slides in amusement parks. ...
Good-looking prenatal education story of pregnant women 4 lazy horse old three
Grandpa Ma has three sons. He heard that there are many capable animals in the forest, so he asked his three sons to study art.
The three sons walked out of the house together.
A month later, Ma Lao da came back from the forest, and Ma Lao da learned to run with lions. Now he runs hundreds of miles and never blushes or has a thick neck again. Grandpa Ma was very happy to see him, and everyone praised how capable Boss Ma was.
Another month passed and the horse came back from the forest. It learns from elephants. After practicing for two months, I am in great health, carrying hundreds of pounds of things and running very fast. Grandpa Ma was also very happy to see it.
A month later, another month. ...
One day, Ma Laosan finally came back. But Grandpa Ma almost didn't recognize him. It has been completely transformed. The hair on my head is crooked, my face is covered with a lot of powder, and I have a lot of pigtails on my tail. I am busy dressing up all day and running around in the big forest every day. Idle around all day, wandering for months and learning nothing. When Grandpa Ma saw the appearance of Ma Laosan, he whipped him with a whip and kept cursing: "You bastard, it's outrageous. This is a disgrace to our Ma family. I don't recognize a son like you! "
Ma Laosan listened, flushed out of the house. Since then, it has never come back. Until now, Grandpa Ma has never seen it.
Good prenatal education stories for pregnant women 5 stories of cats and dogs
Once upon a time, dogs and cats were good friends. They eat together, live together and are inseparable all day. Even their host envied their friendship.
One day, the master came out of the house with a frown. The cat and dog asked, "What's the matter?" The host sighed and said, "It's amazing! One of my jade butterflies is missing. This is a family heirloom! "
The dog and the cat discussed it and said, "Let's go and get the master's heirloom back!" " "
So the cat and the dog bid farewell to their owners and went to look for the treasure together.
On the way, they are going to climb the mountain. The dog says, "Mao Ge, get on me!" " "The dog carried the cat over the mountain. Soon, they met another big river. The cat can't swim and is afraid. The dog said, "Mao Ge, don't be afraid, come on my back! The dog and the cat crossed the river and they came to a small town.
The dog said, "You have a rest and I'll go and have a look." The dog ran all over the town and finally found that a rich man had recently stolen the jade butterfly.
That night, the dog and the cat started to act. The dog stood guard, and the cat caught a mouse and made it bite the rich man's suitcase and take out the jade butterfly.
On the way back, the cat sat on the dog with its owner's treasure in its mouth, and the dog still carried the cat over the mountains and across the river. Walking to the middle of the river, the cat accidentally dropped the jade butterfly into the water. The cat said, "Brother Dog, I can't help it, it's troublesome again!" " "After the dog sent the cat to the other side, it dived to the bottom of the river, and it took a lot of effort to fish out Jade Butterfly.
When he got home, the owner saw the treasure, so he put down his joy and said, "cats and dogs, you are really capable!" " "
The cat said first, "Hum, I caught the mouse and forced it out!" " "
The owner said, "The dog must be lazy!" "
The cat said, "Yes, it has no strength!" " "
The dog was very sad. He just wanted to tell that the owner had carried the cat to the kang and brought a plate of delicious fish. At the same time, he kicked the dog out and closed the door.
Since then, dogs and cats are no longer good friends. The cat knows that it is wrong, and every time it sees a dog, it runs away desperately because it is ashamed to see an honest and kind dog brother.
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