Ten people’s jokes

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept shouting.

The devil

: "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you." ...."

Princess

: "Broken throat..Broken throat.."

No one: "Princess..I'm here to save you. ..."

Devil King

: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come..."

Cao Cao

: "Devil King... What did you ask me to do..."

Devil King

: "Wow... I saw a ghost"

Ghost

: " Damn! I've been discovered..."

Damn

: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil King

: "Oh, My

God!"

God

: "Who called me?"

Who

God

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: "No one calls you..."

No one: "How can I? I'm pretending to be garlic!"

Garlic

: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who

: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble

: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here."

Many people: "I just arrived. Yeah...who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who."

Who

: "He is not me."

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Princess

: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."

Lively

: "What do I have to see?"

God

: "It's none of my business, let's go now ."

The Demon King

: "You answer one question before you go, why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?"

Go on

: "If you don't want to be the devil, why should you play me?"

Princess

: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave. "

No one said: "If I played the devil, how could I let you go..."

How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun."

Lively

: "What are you looking at me doing?"

What

: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually

: "How can I?"

Me

: "What does it have to do with me?"

Devil King

: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..."

Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..."

Crazy

: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me

: "I don't know anything!"

I have nothing

: "I didn't know!"

I didn't know

: "I'm here! Someone is here Did you call me?"

Someone said: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Who: " It's unfair...I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either."

Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"

Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"

I don't know anything Nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

Me The long-lost brother: "...I will be called even if my name is so long..."

Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible "

Right and Wrong: "It turns out this is mine.

Territory..."

I don't mean anything: "Don't make any noise, Allah is talking..."

Don't make any noise, Allah: "I'm not talking. Ah..."

I didn't: "I didn't say anything!..."

I didn't say anything: "-_-"...let's go... Go outside and chat..."

Go: "I'm sorry...(cowardly)"

I have nothing to say: "It's none of your business... .Flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

None of your business: "Ugh...why did you drive me away..."

Why: " I didn’t drive you away...be good...don’t cry”

I didn’t: “Oh...it’s none of my business again”

It’s none of my business : "What? Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "Who wants to call you..."

Someone: "I really have to leave...T.T"

Leave: "I'm really sorry...*V.V*" ("Who" fell to the ground)

None of your business: "...You are not me Cousin?"

What does it have to do with me: "...Cousin...Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here... ”

Devil: “Are you done?”

Ended: “He doesn’t have me”

You guys: “I don’t have him”

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I said: "Who said that?"

Who said: "What do you want me to do?"

Who said: "You actually want to do me?"

You: "I don't know how to fuck him"

Me: "Who said I can't do it?"

Who: "It's unfair! I didn't say..."

Said: "What do you want me to do?"

You two: "You two are so shameless!"

You two: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it"

Devil: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away"

People: "Driving me out? Looking for K"

K: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name again. Kick him even if I mention him!"

He: "Don't k** me"

Me: "Who wants to k** me?"

Who: "Finally let me Catch one of them and kill him..."

One said: "Don't arrest me"

Me: "I've had enough, who mentions my name again? I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Me: "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: "What's good about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's good about me?"

What's good about me: "Brother , I finally found you!"

What's cool: "Brother, let's go out and chat."

Devil King: "Damn...this is a marriage recognition meeting. .."