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Ji Xiaolan said, "Once upon a time there was a eunuch!" What is its irony?
The little eunuch told the eunuch manager about it. The eunuch manager was very knowledgeable. He thought Ji Xiaolan was too disrespectful and decided to punish him. One day, I met him and said, "I've heard for a long time that Jigong has talents, and I have a couplet:' Three talents come from heaven and earth'. Please help me. " Ji Xiaolan said modestly, "I talked about it." Then he said, "Four seasons, summer, autumn and winter". The manager asked, "The four seasons are spring, summer, autumn and winter. Why is there no spring? " Ji Xiaolan glanced at the eunuch's lower body and smiled maliciously: "Spring has passed." .
An old eunuch was very angry when he heard that Ji Xiaolan liked to tease the little eunuch. On one occasion, when Ji Xiaolan was on duty in the south study, the old eunuch walked up to Ji Xiaolan and looked him up and down. He is tall, handsome and beautiful, unlike those who preach humorously. But it is not surprising to see him wearing a fur robe and holding a folding fan in his hand. This is a kind of elegance of literati at that time, and many romantic bachelors are like this. But in winter, the fan in your hand has no practical significance. It's really funny to think about it. He smiled at Ji Xiaolan and said with a southern accent, "Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, did you talk about it in the Spring and Autumn Period?" Ji Xiaolan listened to the manager and looked at his clothes. He also felt a little funny. No wonder the boss is joking with himself. But he is used to playing jokes on others, where is he willing to let others play jokes? I was about to find fault when I suddenly realized that the old eunuch had given himself a couplet with the names of spring, summer, autumn and winter embedded in it. I thought the old man still had ink in his stomach. Well, see how I can repay you! Thinking of this, he stood up, bowed and said with a smile, "The old manager was born in the south and came to the north. Is that thing still there? " ! "South immediately burst into laughter in the study. People looked at the old eunuch and laughed their stomachs hurt. The old eunuch is really in distress situation at this time.
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