My girlfriend was angry and made a joke to apologize to her.

Wife: OK. First of all, men should do dirty work, such as cleaning floors, toilets and tables. ...

Husband: That's right.

Wife: You study science and engineering, and I study liberal arts. You should make charged things, such as washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers and electric irons. ...

Husband: It doesn't matter!

Wife: The man is outside and the woman is inside. It's up to you to deal with outsiders, such as buying food, paying utilities, and getting newspapers and milk. ...

Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?

Wife: Don't worry. There is a lot of smoke in the kitchen, which will ruin your skin. You must cook.

Dear wife:

Are you okay at home?

It's been 38 hours and 37 minutes since we were angry, and it's still 4 hours 2 1 minute short of the record of your running away from home. I know you will wait for me to apologize to you, and I'm going to do the same, but I hope you can stick to it and create a new high in your escape history!

Everything is fine at home, please don't miss it. Although you have the passbook, you don't have to worry about my financial resources, because I still have a credit card attached. Credit cards are very convenient to use. I have bought five shirts, seven pairs of underwear and twelve pairs of socks. I guess I can wear another one every day until you come back. A famous brand is a famous brand, although it is a little expensive. ...

You don't have to worry about my food. I have eaten in seven new restaurants. Hairtail, hemp stalk and pig head are afraid that I will be alone, but they try their best to order good food and wine every day. I can't help it You know I'm proud. What bothers me most is the new woman who moved across the street. She borrows garlic and vinegar almost every day. But don't worry, I will never make a mistake. You should have confidence in me in this respect. As for the flowers and plants at home, I want them to adapt to the desertification environment as soon as possible and never water them, which is conducive to their species evolution. By the way, did our Mimi accompany you back to your parents' house? It's been two days.

You don't have to worry that my two lovely brothers-in-law will come to me on impulse to do something irrational. I invited them to dinner yesterday and told them a little thing between us. After listening, they took my hand and cried and said, "Brother-in-law, it's really hard for you!" "

I've come to pick you up and apologize, but it's good for you to stay at home for a while, and often go home to see you. Old people need you, too.

One more thing: If you don't come back tomorrow, Bingbing will treat me to pizza, and I will go. Anyway, being idle is also idle, and it is not good to always refuse others. After all, they are colleagues in the same unit.

Goodbye!

Your dear husband

Dear husband:

Thank you for your letter!

Everything is fine at my parents' house, don't worry. I forgot to tell you that the deposit in the passbook has been transferred to my account. I'm a little worried about your financial situation, but since you can overdraw your credit card so well, I don't need to worry.

In addition, kindly remind me that there are two packs of instant noodles at the bottom of the kitchen cupboard at home. Although you are eating well now, I am still a little worried. Maybe when you run out of credit cards and bring fish, hemp stalks and pig heads, you will need them again.

Say hello to the neighbor across the street for me. The house loan will expire at the end of the month, and then you will say goodbye to your new friend! By the way, don't water flowers at home. I grow cactus. I'm with Mimi, and the insect repellent at home has long been used up. Now you must see Xiao Qiang.

Of course, my two lovely brothers won't give you any trouble. They have been urging me to get a divorce and find a capable man.

It feels good to be home now. I don't have to wash and cook so hard every day, but I can also go shopping from you. It was really fun!

I wish you have a good time with Bingbing tomorrow. In addition, I heard that Bingbing's new boyfriend is a boxing coach in the Institute of Physical Education. I don't know if it's true or not. You know I'm not that nosy!

Goodbye!

Your dear wife