How the prodigal son loves a girl.

when we were in college, we had a group of best friends. At that time, everyone was idealistic, and they all carved "poetry and distance" in their blood, and then hid a girl in their hearts.

We pitched a tent by the Yangtze River and bought a bundle of cold beer to brag about the moon. We make a pot of broken jiaozi on the winter solstice to relieve our hunger; We rode bicycles across city after city; We swam naked in the Yangtze River and peed by the Yellow River. At that time, in Abu's words, "Our name is youth".

Abu is my good brother.

He and I are in the same grade, typical of engineering male. He has never concealed that his hobbies are beauty, porn, being handsome and bragging.

He is used to conquering groups of men around him with one yellow joke after another, and can make little girls blush wherever they go. Wherever the funny man goes, he will leave the unruly image of a "prodigal son", but he is also quite proud, and often responds that "there must be poetry and distance, as well as wine and girls".

prodigals like to play jokes on beautiful girls, so he always likes to play jokes on May.

May is the most beautiful girl among us.

He will ask May whether the cup is A or B, play the role of a boyfriend, carefully help her pick up the dishes, help her resist the bag diligently, laugh and shout at her daughter-in-law, ask "Do you want to kiss or hold high", and often flatter "Can you be your man" when you are happy.

We have long been used to treating all these as prodigal tricks, and May will refuse these jokes mercilessly.

In my freshman year, I took a group hiking trip on May Day-walking from one city to another. We regarded it as a cool thing, and Abu became May's personal bodyguard on that trip.

on the way, I encountered heavy rain, lightning and thunder, and it rained cats and dogs. Everyone bought a disposable raincoat temporarily, but it was easily destroyed by the wind and rain. Several pieces of it were neither cold nor rainy. A gust of wind blew and the girls screamed with cold, including May. Suddenly, he put all his raincoats on her, fearing that May would refuse to carry a broken umbrella and rush forward. Then, as he ran, he turned around and grinned at everyone, with a face of cheap happiness. Behind him, gay friends cursed "this madman" in unison.

On the night after the rain stopped, everyone leaned against each other and played truth or dare on the bank.

The breeze in Xu Lai smells like early summer, which is slightly cool and moist with earthy smell. Several teenagers sit on the floor. He drew a topic "Confess to a certain girl", and under the encouragement of everyone, he picked May and said that he would love and kill her.

After hesitating for a long time, when the laughter quieted down, he learned the footage of Doumyouji Tsukasa's confession to Sugiyama in those days and said to the hostess with an evil look, "Wife, I want you."

Everyone started to boo, and May bent over with laughter and scolded "Go away".

in my sophomore year, we traveled to Hunan in groups.

Everyone took a 1-hour green leather train with 5 yuan in his pocket and went to Phoenix for five days.

The bus was early in the morning on the day of returning home, and we had to get to the railway station one day in advance for fear that there would be no bus.

There is not much money left in everyone's pocket. Put all the money together to cover only one room. Later, as soon as everyone discussed it, Abu first booked a standard room, and then a group of people sneaked in.

five people were lying sideways in a bed.

The hotel has large French windows. At that night, everyone squeezed a bed and clothes to sleep under the starlight and the lights of a foreign city. Everyone was exhausted and soon snored like thunder.

But that night Abu lost sleep for the first time in his life, because he was next to May. In the darkness, he felt as if there was a wisp of extraordinary fragrance piercing his nostrils, and every slight movement of May could scratch his heart. Her weak breathing, a sigh in sleep, the sound of swallowing saliva and even the rustle of clothes when turning over were amplified in the darkness, which made his heart noisy, and inadvertently he touched May's fingertips. That warm feeling made Abu feel guilty and happy.

The next day, he clung to May and said that raw rice would be cooked and May would be responsible for him.

May gave him a white look and called him a rascal, and everyone laughed at him for giving his nose a face.

He plays tricks on us and makes us laugh. Anyway, he likes to joke.

In junior year, May still fell in love with an unreliable senior. At first, Abu, who just learned the news, died like a defeated rooster for several days.

But it didn't take long for May to be lovelorn. The next day, I saw him coming from another city, and he didn't say anything. He just walked around the street with him all afternoon, and then boasted that he was handsome, brave, spoony and single-minded, just to make May happy.

When he was leaving, he teased her, "Why don't you go with me?"

May ignored me in silence.

he scratched his head: "just kidding, just kidding."

But in the following days, Abu did a lot of things, such as bringing tea and water, soup and medicine. Finally, things turned around in a robbery.

That night, Abu insisted on being a flower escort to accompany May to go shopping. Suddenly, May felt that her bag had been pulled out. She exclaimed, and a burly man grabbed her bag and ran away. Abu turned around and chased it wildly.

At that time, that guy only wanted to help May get things back, and his skill of running around Shan Ye was not wasted. It wasn't long before he got into a scuffle with the thief

, and he was beaten black and blue, but he clung to things and didn't even want to die. The thief turned away without him when the crowd came after him.

May cried when she came after him. Maybe it was in the panic at that time that she realized how afraid she was of his death. She felt even more that this joking man was actually terribly serious about her love.

May's little heart was touched to death that day, and she hugged him for the first time in her life.

Everyone once said that May fell in love with a restless prodigal son and would "forget each other in the Jianghu" sooner or later, but this winter, they are really getting married.

At the wedding, I asked May, "Why do you really love the prodigal son?"

haha.

"huh?" May smiled.

"I did introduce friends to him at first, but he is not a natural and graceful prodigal son, but more like a shy little boy. It turns out that he is usually pretending."

well, because jokes are very suitable for adults to test, I can include all the sweet words I want to say to you in this joke.

"But we were best friends from the beginning. I have no love for him, and I am afraid that if I refuse too seriously, it will eventually break up."

oh, I always knew the seriousness of your joke, but when I couldn't accept it, I had to pretend not to understand.

"He talks about poverty, but he is really kind to me."

ha, besides being poor, the prodigal son's earnest heart is a powerful medicine.

when I fell in love with someone when I was young, I just wanted to be kind to her. I tried my best to be a hooligan and try my best to be cool, which was a bit clumsy, but I just wanted to be the hero in your heart.