Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Sun Li once said that she wanted to stay away from marriage because her parents' marriage failed, but she let go of the burden after meeting Deng Chao.
Sun Li once said that she wanted to stay away from marriage because her parents' marriage failed, but she let go of the burden after meeting Deng Chao.
In two days, it’s time to go on holiday! I was so happy that I was about to blow out. At this time, I looked back at the boss’s face and said, hey, hey, I’m about to have a holiday, you know?
However, creatures like the boss also have the potential to become the warm sun in winter. For example, he will look particularly beautiful or handsome when he pays his salary. Yes, there are also times when bonuses, subsidies, and year-end bonuses are paid... Sure enough, every good thing has the flavor of RMB.
Recently, Sun Li's assistant has been quite favored. When the assistant got married, he even wrote a long paragraph of sincere blessings to the assistant. In one paragraph, the beautiful story of a female assistant who worked hard to lose weight and reached the peak of her life was clearly written.
The groom is still said to be the most handsome bodyguard of the year.
Isn’t it too inspiring! Especially suitable for girls who are about to enter the Spring Festival homemaking mode~
The empress and Brother Chao even went to support the bride and groom in person. Standing next to the slender boss, the bride actually doesn't look fat, (⊙o⊙)...the effect of losing weight is gang-gang.
However, while watching the wedding video and silently putting down the New Year's goods in his hand, the young master caught a cute moment. Sun Li and Deng Chaoan were sitting under the stage, their backs looking kind.
At this time, Deng Chao took out his mobile phone and pointed it at the stage.
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Kacha and the empress took a selfie. Yes, it was just a selfie, and the empress even had her hair cut.
Well, you two showed off your affection at other people’s weddings. Do you think that everyone grew up eating dog food?
A while ago, at the end of the year, the paparazzi were competing for performance, cheating and having sex all at once. Every time something happened, everyone would run to tell Deng Chao to hold on.
No one in the world has set up a few flags, especially a couple who has stood firm for a long time. Now look at it, the good man character is really cute and easy to push down.
Bart, the little master looked at Deng Chao and Sun Lijie, who had slightly different recipes, especially the taste of a homely couple.
Let’s take my husband as a small example. Wuli Peng Yuyan narrowed down a small detail during the interview. Because I like to eat garlic, because it is very healthy, but it will be disliked by actresses.
So, Deng Chao gave him black garlic which was tasteless but still nutritious.
Walking downstairs, Peng Dabao’s eyes are so charming when he is talking! There is an innocent boyish feeling that I am listening to your words. There seem to be stars in it, blingbling stars.
Nitrogen, black garlic, black garlic, why are we so familiar.
Oh, Deng Chao once complained about Sun Li on Weibo before, trying to make black garlic at home.
She may be very disgusted with her mouth, but her body is very honest, and she even gives it away to others. Peng Yuyan, have you spread a handful of dog food for others?
Sun Li is indeed a person who likes health care. She even bought the Yellow Emperor’s Internal Classic to study.
Not only that, but he also often posts some health knowledge on Weibo, which makes him look familiar among elderly friends.
And under every queen’s Weibo, there will be a mentally retarded person. Brother Chao would also complain about his wife's weird diet, saying that I've had enough of this kind of life.
Take a closer look at the paper the empress writes on, or the cardboard supported by socks. This is so much like what my mother would do.
But when he is not with his empress, the self-reliant Deng Chao will transform into a little sun, shine with his knowledge of health care, and chase the crew to give people free health care.
It seems that you still drank the medicine, and listened to the words of the queen.
It has been ten years since Deng Chao and his wife were photographed having intimate photos of playing in the water in Hainan in 2006, and their relationship was exposed.
You must know that Sun Li once said that because her parents' marriage failed, she did not want to get married.
By the way, Sun Li’s mother was very beautiful when she was young, and she takes good care of herself now.
But the story later, everyone saw that Sun Li married Deng Chao in 2011 while pregnant with her son. At the wedding, Sun Li said: Be nice to me.
Deng Chao replied: I know. Sun Li’s hometown dialect of Shanghai is also specifically used, which is also very sweet. You still say something arrogant, is that standard?
After a wedding, those in the front row expressed how moved they were.
Could this be the legend? Before I met you, I never thought about getting married. When I met you, I never thought about getting married with anyone else. Two people have the courage to turn each other into family through marriage, which is indeed an affirmation of the beauty of this world.
In 2011, Sun Li gave birth to a son and so on. In 2013, she added a daughter, Xiaohua, and the four of them became a family and started a super sweet mode.
Dad loves mom,
Mom adores dad,
My brother and his sister grow up slowly.
The close relationship between the family can also be felt in the interaction between Sun Li and Deng Chao. Mom does yoga.
Queen Lan, her sister followed suit.
My brother followed suit.
Alas, it ’s so beautiful to see it together. Learning is like a decent look. Mom should often accompany the baby to make yoga.
Compared with couples who are often accused of discord, divorce, and breakup, the relationship between Waiting Dad and Xiaohua Mom is really more like an ordinary life, with four people living in a home.
Especially Deng Chao and Sun Li are becoming more and more alike. The two people's behavior styles are also infinitely similar, and they gradually bear the traces of each other.
The evidence, of course, is not just the couple’s faces as mentioned by Weibo celebrity Deng Chao. OS: Face-changing software is really a tool for verifying the matching of appearance.
The most obvious manifestation of the magnetic connection between the two is that Deng Chao abducted Wuli's tall empress to the road of Doubi, and ran off the road without looking back.
Ever since Yu Quan sang in "I Am a Singer", Deng Chao has ushered in a new era of comedy. Later, the explosion of variety shows gave him a broader sky.
It turns out that Deng Chao was the only one who swiped the screen, posted jokes, and turned the 24K pure V into a high imitation account.
And the empress is still a quiet heroine.
But now, the queen not only has her own style of jokes. He even dared to take the initiative to open fire and make a fight with Deng Chao. For example, before meeting each other vs after meeting each other, it was Sun Li who started the fight and posted the picture below.
Okay, let’s hurt each other. Deng Chao also replied with a P. Well, if you dare to talk back, isn’t it good to live?
You know, the original empress was a serious actress. Along with Chen Daoming and many other teachers, he has been recognized as an artist with both virtue and art.
Now they are also dragged into the water by Deng Chao and become a new funny combination.
I think back when Deng Chao fell in love with Sun Li because she was very well-behaved and quiet. (Look at the one you’ve led astray now~)
But Deng Chao’s ferocious bestie Yu Baimei once said that when she met Deng Chao’s Sun Li, she melted like ice cream.
Sun Li also said that she is a person who does not know how to get along, while Deng Chao is a person who can heat up the situation.
It was only in front of Deng Chao that I could put down my burdens and tear off my mask.
You must know that Sun Li once said that because she has been living with her single mother outside, she has needed to watch her words and suppress her emotions since she was a child. Behind Deng Chao's comfortable state should be his trust and dependence on this person.
Sun Li often expresses that she likes her current state.
The more profound mutual influence starts with the dolls. When educating Wait and Xiaohua, Sun Li and Deng Chao also showed their ability to open up in other parents' ways.
I originally thought that according to the previous script, Deng Chao had been mentally retarded for many years and his mother never left him. The two of them should be in the mode of tiger mother and cat father. But later it seems that Superman Deng seems to have more experience in being a father.
Sun Li said on Weibo that Deng Chao hoped that his children would release their natural instincts and grow up happily, and he eventually gradually agreed with this approach.
The two people are also in step with each other in persuading the elderly.
When Dabao was born, Sun Li, who was becoming famous, not only stopped working but also insisted on breastfeeding.
Deng Chao also reduced his work and concentrated on waiting to become a father.
New parents are not only very diligent but also very attentive. Sun Li also showed off her parental abilities on the Venus Show. When talking about the two people helping and adapting to their sister, their strength shows how to respect the child's glass heart.pdf.
The current painting style of Liangbao is like this.
This chubby little back is so cute.
Behind this freedom of flying is probably the full sense of security given by my parents. I really want to give it a thumbs up manually.
Deng Chao and Sun Li were quite high-profile when they first started dating. He also caused a lot of trouble because of his high profile. For example, in Feng Xiaogang's movie, because Deng Chao confessed his love for Miss Sun, he provoked the little gangster to get a black face.
Later there was no cooperation.
But the relationship between Mr. Deng and Ms. Sun is becoming more and more stable. From lovers to relatives, the stability is based on mutual respect and understanding. The two of them chatted very well from the beginning, and they still have a lot to talk about now.
Also, if they didn't communicate so much, they wouldn't influence each other so much.
Zhei was also a silent slap in the face, maybe the relationship faded away due to long distance and little communication. After all, even though you are busy, you can still find time for the people you love. Doesn’t it seem like you’ve exposed some people’s little excuses?
Nowadays, Sun Li and Deng Chao’s living conditions are very enviable. Outside, Sun Li is a desperate person who can memorize seven pages of lines a day.
Brother Chao is a new director and the mainstay of variety shows~
Nitrogen can be relaxed at home. Sun Li has long said that she likes to stay at home.
Nowadays, the empress’s daily life is to be thrifty and run the house and wholesale second-hand goods.
Sell your own jujubes and cotton.
Even sold the pants that Deng Chaochao loved.
Sun Li has also become proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting. The words written by the empress,
the paintings drawn by the empress.
The face made by the empress.
This facial mask is perfect. Think about it, Deng Chao can also apply film, the couple are both craftsmen.
And Deng Chao’s dream of a family has also come true. The empress said that Deng Chao’s expectation for his son is that he hopes to play basketball with him.
Then, today...
Brother Chao, who asks for mercy and gets mercy, your expectations are easily met.
By the way, Brother Chao also has a hobby of going over the past scenes between the two of them and pretending to be a joke to show off their affection.
You must have been looking for so much material for a long time, you internet-addicted boy who loves to browse Weibo.
In fact, I have always been curious about how Deng Chao found this kind of Weibo without Aite at all.
The empress drags her wits and turns her home into a place where she laughs and curses but is still the most comfortable place. From being happy at first sight to being together for a long time, it is wonderful to unlock the unknown self with the people you know.
Okay, here comes the last question. As a skilled kneeling washboard worker, Deng Chao
Who gave you the courage to sing such a song?
Original: Gua Xiaozhu
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