Laughing till your stomach hurts?

Joke, as its name implies, is a literary form that makes people laugh or laugh through humorous words or illustrations. The following is what I brought, welcome to read!

Tisch

Seek his wealth and break into the world.

A clever boy left his family and went to new york to look for his wealth. None of his family seems to doubt that he will achieve success and wealth.

Seven months have passed and there is no news of him. One cold winter afternoon, his father finally received a short message from him. This was scrawled in pencil on an old wrapping paper.

He wrote: "Dad, now I am under the old bridge. Come and see me tomorrow night and bring a blanket or a suit. "

An energetic teenager left his family and went to new york to explore the world. His family seems to believe that he will succeed and gain wealth.

Months passed, but there was no news of him. One winter afternoon, his father finally received a note he wrote, which was scrawled in pencil on a small piece of old wrapping paper.

He wrote, "Dad, I am under that old bridge now. Pick me up tomorrow night. Bring a blanket or a suit. "

extreme

A stingy traveler, a thrifty traveler

Once, a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went to the ticket window and said to the conductor 1, "I want to buy a ticket to Springfield."

"Which Springfield?" The conductor asked, "Springfield, Massachusetts; Springfield, Ohio; Springfield, Missouri; Or Springfield, Illinois? " "Well, which is the cheapest?" Asked the traveler.

A traveler wants to go to Springfield by train. He went to the ticket window and said to the conductor, "I want to buy a ticket to Springfield."

"That Springfield?" The conductor asked, "Is it Massachusetts, Ohio, Missouri or Illinois?" The traveler said, "Oh, where is the cheapest?

Tisso

An old couple, an old couple

An old couple is very frugal. As a result, they have a beautifully decorated house. One day, the old woman missed her husband. She shouted, "Old man, where are you?"

"I took a nap in the living room," the old man replied. The old woman was frightened when she heard the news. She cried: "What? On the sofa? " "No, I'm lying on the floor," the old man replied.

"Not on that big carpet?" The old woman asked anxiously again. "No, I have rolled it up," said her husband.

An old couple was very frugal, so they bought a house with gorgeous facilities. One day, the old woman didn't see her husband, so she called to him, "Old man, where are you?"

The old man replied, "I slept in the living room for a while." The old woman cried out in shock and said, "What? Are you sleeping on the sofa? "

"No, I'm lying on the floor," the old man replied. The old woman asked anxiously again, "Not lying on a gorgeous carpet, right?" "No, I have already rolled it!" The old man said.

Article 4

It's self-defeating to make things worse.

A man went to London to visit a friend. He stayed much longer than expected. A week passed and he still didn't try to leave.

Finally, his friend gave him a gentle hint: "Don't you think your wife and children will miss you?" But unexpectedly, this person's answer is: "Oh, thank you very much. That's very kind of you. I'll call them. "

A man went to London to visit a friend. He stayed for a long time, which his friends did not expect. A week later, he had no intention of leaving.

Finally, his friend gently hinted that he said, "Don't you think your wife and children will miss you at home?" Unexpectedly, this person's answer is: "Oh, thank you very much. That's very kind of you. I called them. "

chapter five

A poor housekeeper, a poor housewife

A woman is dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friends that her neighbor is a poor housekeeper 1, her house is not clean and her children are dirty. Then she complained that living in such a neighbor's house was almost a shame.

"Look," she said, "these clothes, sheets and pillowcases that she hangs outside are all black stripes."

Her friend went to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said, "It looks like the clothes are clean. The stripes you see are on your own window. "

A woman is very dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was not a good housewife, her house was not clean and the children were dirty. He also complained that it was almost disgraceful to live so close to such a neighbor.

She said, "Look, there are some black stripes on the clothes, sheets and pillowcases she hangs outside."

Her friend went to the window, pushed it open, looked out and said, "Those clothes look clean. Those marks you see are all on your own window. "