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Quoted from the glory of the king.
1, time, can't erase face value.
2, a million troops, holding people's hands is like holding things.
3. Heaven does not dominate, and eternity is like a long night. That's what I said.
The sharpest sword can only be wielded by the strongest hand.
5. Meteor, remember the girl's wish.
6. Destruction is for greater creation.
7. Never look back until you win.
8. Plastic surgery is deceptive, and youth and beauty depend on sucking you dry.
9. Don't cry for the person you love, just because you never left.
10, heaven and earth coexist with me, and everything suits me.
1 1, there are two things that are infinite, my kinetic energy and the idiot opposite.
12, looking for a lost guy, I will lead ta home.
13, tell you a secret, I am invincible.
14, arrest you in the name of your majesty!
15, a poem, a barrel of wine, a song of Long song, a sword at the end of the world.
16, brother burned not a boiler, but passion.
17, hard work will pay off, and I will prove it with singing.
18, send you a vigorous exit, thank you for your great kindness.
19, hope and miracle exist.
20, the dead, can you talk?
2 1, as an ark, the soul crosses the other shore.
22, today, also want to cheer up.
23, the will is very sharp, but unfortunately not as good as my blade.
24. Conquer men and you can conquer the world.
25. Teach students and save the world by the way.
26. The soul of Qingqiu people will never wander, because I am here.
The blood-red moonlight reflects my life and your death.
28, want to challenge the queue one by one!
29. Quality, show quality, stop the square dance and turn off the noise.
It's no use hiding in the grass. The candy paper you stole is still on the way.
3 1. Sure enough, the person who falls in love first is a loser.
32. Low IQ is contagious. Stay away from me. -Zhuge Liang
33. Hard-working people should be eager to learn. tutor in an old-style private school
34. If you don't have a heart, you won't get hurt. -da ji
35. Don't cry for the person you love, just because you never left. -Concubine
36. If you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown. If you kill too much, you will forget yourself. -Mulan
37. If you conquer men, you conquer the world. Mi Yue
38. The meaning of the sword is to protect the person who wants to protect. -Musashi Miyamoto
39. Adults are strange and terrible creatures who love to lie. Wenji Cai
40. I read thousands of books, but I don't know how to know you. Sean
4 1, born in the same era as me, is really your misfortune. -Zhou Yu
42. When the flowers bloom, will people meet again? -The story of Deusim
43. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. —— Wang Zhaojun
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