Nonsense reversal joke

Once, I just took money out of the school's silver kiosk and stuffed it into my wallet sweetly. Suddenly, it was dark all around, and I disappeared from the ground. I don't know what happened to the school. I repaired the sewer and opened the manhole cover outside the silver pavilion and didn't put it back. Two handsome guys passing by (although I didn't pay attention, I think it should be like this) fished me up. Because I was so embarrassed, I didn't even look at them, so I rushed back to the dormitory and came back to find myself badly hurt.

The next day, I limped to class and suddenly found that the manhole cover outside the silver pavilion was not only covered, but also marked. When I passed by in the afternoon, I found that the school had painted all the manhole covers red!

Second, inadvertently scared innocent people to ashes.

I went to the boys' dormitory to do something. As a result, a naked boy appeared in the corridor. The two men looked at each other for a second, and the boy suddenly shouted and ran away. "Ah, ah, ah ... how can there be a woman!" ! ! ! "I really want to go up and pat the man on the shoulder and say, classmate, you are still innocent. ...

Third, it is misunderstood as anthomaniac.

One more thing, when I was in college, many of us didn't know each other. One day after class, I don't know how my eyes disappeared. I didn't want to do it by hand, so I blinked hard for fear of getting dirty, but the speed was very slow. You can imagine winking at me. Actually, this is not my intention. It happened that a boy came down from upstairs and stood right in my face. Two seconds later, he ran away screaming. I didn't react at that time, and I didn't know what was going on until afterwards. I lost my life.