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. . . . . Very boring? Let me tell you a joke

1. Baoyu took out the lamp and saw the bride curling up and down under the lamp. Her figure was as graceful as the wind blowing on the weak willows. She must be Sister Lin. Baoyu couldn't hold back the joy in her heart. She stepped forward and took off her hijab, "Sister Bao, why... is it you?!"

Baoyu couldn't help being shocked, Baochai slightly drooped her neck and said shyly: "I haven't used health-care shaping underwear. , to beautify your body and shape your body."

At this moment, Lin Daiyu rushed in, pulled up Baoyu and said, "Brother Bao, come with me."

Baochai. How could they let go? The three of them immediately got into a ball. Lin Daiyu pushed Baochai down and walked away with Baoyu. She turned around and sneered: "Sister Bao, who told you to only focus on losing weight and not taking calcium supplements!"

2. Zijuan tested Baoyu and said, "Would Mr. Er be willing to give such a good thing to Miss Lin?"

Baoyu thought for a while and handed Zijuan a box of lemons. Sandwich Cookies.

Zijuan returned to Xiaoxiang Pavilion and said to Lin Daiyu: "Baoyu is sincere to the girl. Don't worry, girl."

Daiyu thought to herself that she had not misjudged him after all. I feel very relieved.

3. Miaoyu handed the tea cups to Baochai and Daiyu, and then gave the one she often used to Baoyu. Baoyu smiled and said, "Why did you give me such an ordinary one?"

Miaoyu said coldly: "You may not be able to find such a one in your family. You are a sensible person, but you don't even recognize this latest nano cup. It's really ridiculous!"

4. Baoyu changed her clothes and said hello to Jia Mu. I saw many sisters together from a distance, but I didn't know which one was Aunt Lin's daughter. After hesitating for a moment, I walked up to Daiyu and whispered: "After so many years, my sister still uses Head and Shoulders... This smell, I "I will never forget it."

1. Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were traveling by plane, but they had an accident and only had three parachutes. Zhuge Liang suggested: "I ask questions and you answer them. Whoever can't answer will not have a parachute." The three agreed. Ask Liu Bei: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "One." Ask Sun Quan: "How many moons are there?" "One." Ask Cao Cao: "How many stars are there?" "..." Cao Cao was thrown down.

2. Cao Cao was lucky last time and did not fall to death. The four of them traveled together again. Encountered the same problem. Zhuge Liang asked Liu Bei: "What was the most critical battle in King Wu's defeat of Zhou?" "The Battle of Muye." Asked Sun Quan: "Approximately how many people died?" "Forty to fifty thousand." Asked Cao Cao: "What were the names of the people who died? "..." Cao Cao was thrown out again.

3. Cao Cao did not fall to death again, and the four of them went out again. The plane had another accident. Cao Cao thought, I am going out anyway, so I might as well jump off by myself! After Cao Cao jumped, Zhuge Liang wondered: "Why did he jump with four parachutes this time?"

4. Cao Cao did not fall to death again, and the four of them went out again. The plane had another accident. Cao Cao thought that he would not be able to jump again this time, so he went to the bathroom, and Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, and Sun Quan jumped with parachutes. Cao Cao was sitting on the toilet feeling proud when the plane crashed!

5. Cao Cao did not fall to death. The four of them continued walking together, but encountered another plane failure. Kong Ming first asked Liu Bei: "Seven (riding) monkeys on the tree, one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there on the ground?" Monkeys?" As Uncle Liu Huang was thinking, Cao Cao responded: "If it's seven monkeys, it's eight monkeys, if it's riding a horse, it's two monkeys." Liu and Sun looked at each other, and Kong Ming was stunned, and he was proud of Cao. He picked up the only parachute bag on his back, clasped his fists with both hands, said "Sayounala", and jumped down.

At this time, the mechanic climbed out from the bilge and said: "The fault has been eliminated. Have any of you seen my tool bag?..."