Funny translation of classical Chinese in examination papers

1. Translate this into classical Chinese. On a funny sunny night, my mobile phone was taken away by my husband for some reason, but I was not lonely because I was accompanied by my best friend Tan!

Life is like this. If you are in danger, you might as well take a chance. After the tide ebbs, it rises again, and after the flowers fade, they bloom again. !

Later, my husband seduced me, and I thought to myself, if not, I said, "If your score is in the top 100, you can return your mobile phone." My color is calm, but my heart is stirring again and again!

When you are calm and frustrated, 100 is not a small amount, and I am afraid it is difficult to reach the height I have climbed in my life. Although I am really rich, I doubt that I am rich!

However, at this point, there is no need to entangle the original work. It is really not easy to make up your mind to move forward.

In the days to come, I can imagine the hardships of the day I spent. Every morning before the cock crows,

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2. The funny classical Chinese butcher started less than half of his business, but he couldn't damage the rich dad's hill.

Today, we have a huge soup. Fiona Fang is seven miles away. This sincerity can be a tree with an inch diameter, a piece of jade, a beautiful island and a rock. However, the guards' ministers were filthy, loyal ministers were frozen thousands of miles away, and snow drifted in Wan Li. The cover chased the butchers all day to see the beautiful scenery of the field, and the more they looked, the more they entered.

Sincerely, it is advisable to cut bamboo and take the road and go to the countryside to feel homesick. Don't hold a holy meeting and stab me in the face to block the way of loyalty. The palace is full of smelly oil and rotten sauce, and there are rows of fines.

If there are criminals, honest and kind, they should show their tails and bare their breasts to show their unkindness. Assistant ministers Yu Shinan, Zhang Suiyang, Zhang, etc. Are they all animals? Do they jump big? , is a butcher like a tourist, Jane.

Fools think that if they learn to read, they can "click" and read the drums all around and scatter tirelessly. Donkeys and generals in Guizhou love to make noises during sex. He tried in the past. The butcher called it "two wars, and he wanted to go first" because he regarded Zhong Yong as a satrap.

Fools think that if they learn from disputes, they can make their flags weak, and if they are chaotic, they can be in an invincible position. Feet confused, eyes blurred. This is why the Han Dynasty was so prosperous; I was confused by my own eyes, I was confused by my own feet. Since then, the Han Dynasty has been so depressed.

When the butcher is around, every time I look at his minister with a knife, I sigh that I am not a good marksman. Taihang, the palace, the son of the neighbor, the snake god, I know that I am a minister who died of chastity. I hope your majesty believes that then the Han Dynasty will be overthrown and nothing can be done.

I don't know who Chun Han is, but he is as tall as two millet. He devoted his whole life to the hidden place in the north, risking his life for the people of Wen Da in Chu. The butcher does not regard his ministers as fierce and chivalrous, but cares about him from left to right. Thanks to the three ministers in the Broken Mountain Temple, the butcher was allowed to live a quiet life with his territory and could not stay long.

When the latter value is overturned, when it is appointed at the end of the road, it ranks between two stocks, and it is useless for you to come. The butcher knew that my minister had thrown my food bar and cup aside, and I couldn't eat or drink, so he knocked my minister to the ground.

Since he was appointed, he has always supported yellow on the left and blue on the right. He only knew how to shoot an eagle with a bow, and he was afraid that the entrustment would not work, so he hurt the young madman of the first emperor. So he brushed Zhang Suiyang with his sleeve and didn't dare to play. Today, the South China Sea has decided that the military revolution is not unyielding, and there is not much rice and millet. When the three armed forces were awarded prizes, they ordered the barbecue for 800 miles, but they were mixed with the former dynasty.

Therefore, the minister reported that the butcher's duty was to go home by the wind. As for the losers who sing on the road and the walkers who rest in the trees, Yu Shinan, Suiyang and Fang Ping will be appointed.

May your majesty languish for Iraq. If not, shoot it and sue the butcher knife.

If there are no novelists, blame the south, which has no good opinion of Yang and is slow to respond. Your majesty will also entertain guests and cut his throat.

I am very grateful to you. I am far away now. I'm fighting two wars, and I want to go first.

3. What sentences or words can be translated into funny classical Chinese, and the sentences in classical Chinese should not be too long.

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You are an old woman, a dead teacher.

If you didn't stay and fuck me, if you didn't decide my score,

Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap. Today, I dozed off in class.

Not less than two or three sentences. I must refute you at least two or three times.

Angry, napper, not only me, but also unhappy! I'm not the only one who dozes off,

What's the point? Why do you only look at me?

What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged. And I'm not completely asleep, which is really wrong!

What can you do? What gift do you have?

If you have the ability, if you have the ability,

Why are more than half of the students involved? Why do more than half of the students sleep at their desks?

Six out of ten people hate you, and six out of ten students hate you.

Are you okay? Do you teach well?

Its number can be seen. You can tell by the number of people sleeping.

Let bygones be bygones. I don't care about what happened before.

What happened today is hateful, but as far as what happened today is concerned, you are really hateful.

Makes me angry. Makes me really angry!

Mother's, sincere and his mother's thankless mother, it's fucking uncomfortable

! ! ! (づ￣ 3￣)づ

4. Funny translation of ancient Chinese short sentences; Ceng Zi, a funny translator of ancient Chinese, said: I save myself three times a day.

Ceng Zimo, the host, said: My body went to three provinces in one day. Confucius said: My parents are here, so I won't travel far.

You must travel well. Confucius said: I dare not swim too far when my parents are here.

You must have a steering wheel if you swim. Confucius said: It's rare to miss an appointment.

Confucius said: Losing one's virginity because of dating sounds very fresh. Confucius said: if virtue is not alone, there must be neighbors.

Confucius said: Germany after World War II was not isolated, and there must be neighboring countries. Confucius said: You can't carve rotten wood.

Confucius said: No matter how precious a sculpture is, it can't be placed on rotten wood. Confucius said: I have never seen a righteous man.

Confucius said: I have never seen anyone like Degang Guo. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be a teacher.

Choose the good and follow it, change the bad. Confucius said: If we have a threesome, one of us will get wet. Choose someone who is good at threesomes and let her correct those who are not good at threesomes.

Confucius said: Prosperity lies in poetry, and propriety lies in propriety. Success is fun.

Confucius said: Happiness makes you wet. When you stand up, you look like a salute. When you finished, you were happy. Zi Gong said: Sri Lanka has beautiful jade.

Zi Gong said: Russia has a beautiful jade. Confucius said: I guard against Lu, and then I am happy.

Confucius said: I was rude when I was * * *, but I was happy afterwards. Confucius said, "The deceased is like a husband! Don't give up day and night

When Confucius went to Sichuan to eat hot pot, he said: Dead people like Stalin and Khrushchev, overnight. Confucius said: I have never seen goodness as a lecherous person.

Confucius said: I have never met anyone who likes Germany as much as Israel. Confucius said: The afterlife is awesome. How do you know that the new guy is not now? Forty or fifty people don't know anything, I'm not afraid.

Confucius said: People born after 1980s are terrible, but you can't say that they are not as terrible as people now. If they are in their forties and fifties, there seems to be nothing to be afraid of. Confucius said: when I was young, I was cold, and later I knew that pine and cypress were carved.

Confucius said: When winter comes, you will know where the mountain carvings are hidden in the snow forest. Confucius said: The near one says that the far one will come.

Confucius said: if you whisper to the people next to you, people far away will definitely come and listen. Confucius said: there are words in state affairs, words must be kept, and actions must be fruitful.

Confucius said: If there is a road on Nippon paint, it will be dangerous for you to talk or walk (probably a dangerous building). Ceng Zi said: A gentleman can't think about his position.

Ceng Zimo said: Good people always want to know why they don't do their best. Confucius said: Don't suffer from human ignorance, don't suffer from human ignorance.

Confucius said: A person who is not ill knows impotence only when he is ill. Confucius said: By! Those who know virtue are rare.

Confucius said: yo, you still know how to govern the country by virtue. Really new! Confucius said: If a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first. Confucius said: If you want to improve the quality of sexual intercourse, you must sharpen your penis first.

Confucius said: If a man has no long-term worries, he will have near worries. Confucius said: People who don't think about farsightedness worry about myopia.

Confucius said: Sex is similar, but learning is far away. Confucius said: * *' s posture is mostly similar, and * *' s habits are mostly far apart.

Confucius said: Only the superior knows, and the inferior is stupid. Confucius said: It has not changed since ancient times only by letting the people above know and letting the people below fall for it.

Confucius said: A gentleman is righteous. A gentleman is brave without righteousness, while a villain is brave without righteousness.

Confucius said: People take Marxism–Leninism as the guiding ideology. Good people who have courage but don't adhere to Marxism-Leninism will definitely like rebellion. If the bad guys have the courage and don't adhere to Marxism-Leninism, they will definitely be corrupt. If I hadn't stayed to work with you, I would have closed my eyes and taken a nap today, and it wouldn't be less than two or three sentences. Anger also, people who take a nap, not only me, but also the focus. What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged.

What can you do? If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students lying on the chopping board? Six out of ten people hate you. Are you okay? Its number can be seen. Let bygones be bygones. Today's events are hateful, so don't get angry.

! Mom, if it weren't for my grades, I would have said at least two or three words to you when I dozed off in class today. I'm not the only one who dozes off. Why do you only miss me? Besides, I am not completely asleep. What a mistake! What gift do you have? If you are really capable, why are more than half of the students sleeping at their desks? Six out of ten students hate you. Do you teach well? Judging from the number of people sleeping, I know I won't care about what happened before, but today is really hateful and makes me really angry. Shit, it's fucking uncomfortable.

5. Ask for funny phrases in classical Chinese. The more concise the writing, the better.

Wu's fable: Wu, a native of Huaiyou Prefecture, drinks in the city every day, is drunk and crazy, and runs away to the city. 4. Walkers avoid it. City pawn Wen Wumu. Animal husbandry and machinery, for the operator to transfer 500, so as to protect and return the right. Five hundred people criticized Fatu and said, "Madman, I have a battle of thousands of miles, and I am bitter." Every morning, it is the way to get there, and after that, you can't rest; At night, you will lick your feet until you run to the cow. Tuotu went out to the gold market to fight for wine. In the evening, he drank 500 yuan and lost his head. He was stripped of ink and clothes, and with the help of machinery, he collapsed and fled. Tomorrow, the sun is shining, 500 people wake up, the pagoda is gone and the wall is broken. He said, "Hey, he can't escape." He used clothes as ink, followed his head and stopped giving them away. He is too stiff to leave home. He shouted, "I'm crazy, so I lost my ear alone."

Every time a guest sees Wu, Wu laughs at himself.

The old man said: This is hardly a fantasy. The people who lost me in the world are not only one person in Wu's 500-year-old life, but also those who are not proud or tired. What you sent to see glory and resilience were all foreign things, not so-called evil? It is glorious to die now. Those who come to collect the body will prosper day by day, while those who care will change with the delivery. People who live in harmony are not doing well now, and their self-esteem is almost different from that of the past. Is there a gap between it and Wu Baiguo? My old friend or film (3) wants to be in China, so this book should stay. ("Southern Song Dynasty Wu 500" Volume 20)

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Yi: Chang is stupid.

(2) by accident.

③ Biao: qn horse runs fast, which means suddenly.

6. Ask for a funny literary model of classical Chinese translation in the first volume of the ninth grade. Longzhongdui, who is unwilling to divide and rule, personally cultivates Zhuge Liang in the field and likes to sing Fu Liangyin.

He was eight feet tall and often compared himself with Guan Zhong and Le Yi, but people at that time did not agree with this. Only Cui of Boling and Xu Shu of Yingchuan have friendly contacts with Zhuge Liang, which is true.

At that time, the late master Liu Bei was stationed in Xinye. Xu Shu paid a visit to Liu Bei, who thought highly of him. Xu Shu said to Liu Bei, "Zhu Gekongming, this is Wolong. Is the general willing to summon him? " Liu Bei said, "Come with him."

Xu Shu said, "You can visit this person. You can't do him wrong. Tell him to go to the door. The general should visit him himself. " So Liu Bei went to visit Zhuge Liang, and he always went to see him three times.

So Liu Bei told the people next to him to avoid it and said, "The rule of the Han Dynasty collapsed. Dong Zhuo and Cao Cao seized power successively, and the royal family was in trouble and ran away. I can't measure whether my virtue can convince people, I can't estimate whether my strength can win people, and I can't do justice for the whole world. But because of my short wit and few ways, I failed and got into this situation today.

However, my ambition has not stopped. What should you tell me? Zhuge Liang replied: "Since Dong Zhuo's rebellion, national heroes have risen at the same time, and Huazhou has become a county, and countless people dominate one side. Compared with Yuan Shao, Cao Cao has both fame and fortune and fewer troops. However, Cao Cao's ability to defeat Yuan Shao from weakness to strength was not only well timed, but also well planned.

Now Cao Cao has a million troops, holding the emperor hostage and threatening his ministers. It's really no match for him. Sun Quan has occupied Jiangdong for three generations. The terrain is dangerous, the people are involved, and talents are appointed. Sun Quan can use him as foreign aid in this respect, but he cannot be used.

Jingzhou is bordered by Hanshui and Mianshui in the north and can reach the coast directly in the south. It is bordered by Wu Jun and Hui Jun in the east and Baxian and Shuxian in the west. This is a place of war, but his master Liu Biao has no ability to hold it. This is probably funded by heaven. Is the general going to take it? Yizhou is a rich land with dangerous terrain and vast and fertile land, which was used by Gaozu to establish imperial industry. Liu Zhang is fatuous and cowardly. Zhang Lu threatens him in the populous and rich north, but Liu Zhang doesn't know how to cherish it.

Talented people long for a wise monarch. This general is not only descended from the royal family, but also has a high reputation. He is famous all over the world, and he is widely admired for his talent. He is hungry. If we can occupy Jing and Yi, we can make peace with all ethnic groups in the west, appease the southern minorities, unite Sun Quan with foreign countries and innovate politics at home. Once the situation in the world changes, a general will be sent to lead Jingzhou's army to Wan and Luo counties, and the general will personally lead Yizhou's army to fight Qinchuan. Who can welcome you without eating or drinking? If we can really do this, then the cause of hegemony will be successful and the world in the Han Dynasty will be revived. "

Liu Bei said, "Good!" Since then, the feelings with Zhuge Liang have increased day by day. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were very unhappy, so Liu Bei explained to them, "I have Kong Ming, just like fish has water.

I wish you would stop saying anything. "Guan yu, Zhang Feicai calm down.

Tang Ju does not live up to her mission. The king of Qin sent someone to find Anlingjun: "I want to exchange 500 miles of land for Anlingjun, and Anlingjun must promise me!" An Lingjun said: "The king gave you a favor and exchanged a large piece of land for a small piece, which is very good;" Even so, this is the fief I accepted from my late king. I am willing to always guard, but I really dare not change! " The king of Qin was very unhappy. So Anlingjun sent Tang Ju to the State of Qin.

The king of Qin said to Tang Ju, "I exchanged 500 Li of land for Anlingjun, but Anlingjun didn't listen to me. Why? Besides, Qin destroyed South Korea and Wei, but Anlingjun survived with five miles, because I took Anlingjun as a loyal minister, so I didn't play his mind. Now I use ten times the land of Anlingjun to expand the territory, but he doesn't despise me against my will? " Tang Ju replied, "No, that's not true.

A Ling Junren accepted the fief from the former king and was willing to protect it for life. Even a thousand miles of land can't be exchanged, let alone just 500 miles. The king of Qin was furious and said to Tang Ju, "Have you ever heard of the anger of the Emperor?" Tang Ju replied: "I have never heard of it." The king of Qin said, "When the son of heaven was angry, there were corpses everywhere and rivers of blood."

Tang Ju said, "Has your Majesty ever heard of the anger of civilians?" The king of Qin said, "When civilians get angry, they take off their hats and walk barefoot, hitting their heads on the ground." Tang Ju said: "This is the anger of mediocre and incompetent people, not the anger of talented and courageous people.

When Zhuan Xu assassinated Wu Wangliao, the comet's tail swept the moon; When Nie Zheng assassinated Aimee, a white light shone directly at the sun. When he was about to assassinate Qing Ji, the goshawk suddenly pounced on the palace. All three of them are talented and courageous people in the common people, and before their anger broke out, heaven sent down a sign of bad luck.

(Zhu, Nie Zheng, leaving) With me, there are four people. If this warrior is angry, only two people will die, and the blood will spill five steps away, but all the people in the world will wear mourning, and that's it today. "

Say that finish (Tang Ju) drew his sword and stood up. The king of Qin changed his face and knelt down straight, apologizing to Tang Ju and saying, "Please sit down, sir! How did it come to this! I see: the reason why South Korea and Wei perished, while Anling survived with a land of fifty miles, was only because there was a gentleman! " Bobby Chen is from Chen She and Yangcheng County.

Guangwu is from Yang Xia County. When Bobby Chen was young, he was hired to farm with others.

(One day,) he stopped farming and went to the high ground near the field (to rest). He sighed and hated for a long time because of disappointment, and said, "If (I) have money one day, I won't forget you." The person who was hired smiled and answered him: "How can you talk about wealth when you are working for others!" " Chen Sheng sighed and said, "How can a sparrow know the ambition of a swan? "In July of the first year of Qin Ershi, the poor were recruited in Yuyang, and nine hundred people were stationed in osawa Township.

Chen Sheng and Guangwu were both stationed in the garrison and served as captains. It rained heavily and the road was blocked. I guess I have missed the deadline.

If you miss the deadline, you will be beheaded according to the laws of the Qin Dynasty.